Po: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Tigress: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Po: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Monkey: Actually I did the math, T would have $225, not $0.15.
Tigress: Fam I'm right here....
Mantis: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Po: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Mantis: Sorry I only have a dollar
Po: :(
Monkey: Hey I just realized my friend is right, T would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Mantis: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
Monkey: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Viper: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
Monkey: Apply juice to what
Crane: Directly to the forehead
Tigress: Great chat everyone