"Key word: 'Useless'" Bnha Au

By BanhMiNotBanMe

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Quirkless Izuku gets his dreams crushed but he won't just stop because his Idol said so. Izuku decides to bec... More

Warnings and info
"I can start there" Part 1
"'Deku' has arrived" part 2
"Training until you collapse" Part 3
"A busy summer" Part4
"Meeting new people" Part 5
USJ and "friends" part 6
"Uh-Oh" part 7
The Calm Before Storm. Part 9
U.A's Sports Festival! Part 10
Familiar... part 11
He knows. Part 12
Izuku VS Todoroki (the spin off)
Thank you!

"Secrets slowly unravel" Part 8

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Izuku was currently patrolling around the sketchier parts of town, even so, he seems to have more of a bounce in his steps, well, more than usual. He just felt happier now that he had made a couple of friends and even managed to save Eraserhead! Knowing Eraser, he's probably already back up on his feet, although probably not ready to patrol yet. Even so, Izuku couldn't help but feel weird since he's always had Eraser chase him around every patrol. It also didn't benefit Izuku because he was able to test his skills and see how fast he could run and jump.

He heard distant yelling and started running to the noise. 'Ah, a gang fight.' Izuku thought as he adjusted his voice changer and grabbed his pole out of his belt holder, which was newly added by his mom, and quickly wacked the buffest man right in the gut.

"Now now, settle down boys, what's with the temper tantrums?" Akan, or Izuku, asked in a doting voice. "Oi what fuck! You better get out of here brat, before I kick your teeth in and make you regret that!" All four men got in a readied stance, but before any of them could move Izuku had already managed to strike two in the temple, effectively knocking them out. "Shouldn't talk back to your mother you know?" Akan mocked. "Tch, Why you little br-" A lanky guy started to say before Akan also knocked him out.

A knife whizzed past Akan, cutting his mask, then disappeared. 'Weapon summoning quirk? Wonder how many he can summon?" Izuku thought before saying, "Using quirks without a license is illegal, you know?" He knew he had to make this quick before he could possibly get maimed so in a split second after he said that he was already running and hitting the guy in the jaw.

He got out his obnoxiously brightly colored restraints and strapped all the guys up. He looked down at his watch, also suggested by Inko, and saw it was around 2:56. "I should head back now." He mumbled then looked down at the limp men. 'Eraser is usually here to call the police for me...' Izuku rolled his eyes and dials in the number for the one and only, Tsukauchi Naomasa. He might've stolen the number from Eraser's phones but those are just extra details.

"Hello?" The voice asked. "Heeeyyyyyyy, Tsukauchi just your all-time, loveable, vigilante Akan here send to send ya some random street fighters! Already sent you the location too! Aren't I so generous?" Akan could basically sense him getting up and on the defense. "How did you get my phone number?" He says, probably already sending cops to mostly try to catch Akan. Akan just laughed in response and hung up.

He started sprinting away from the scene to, I don't know... Avoid getting caught? Once he made it back he saw a cup of noodles placed on the kitchen table. He walked over while smiling, 'Mom must be really worried huh?' Izuku thought as he slurped down the noodles at an unhealthy rate considering how hungry he was from all the running and fighting. Once he's done he changes and sits down at his laptop, 'I haven't been as active as Deku so I should probably hurry before they get suspicious.'

Sure he was there for the USJ attack but after that, he went offline up until now and he never does that, especially after big missions. He goes back on, giving heroes analysis on villains and solving minor problems and crimes. He was about to close his laptop before receiving a message.


3:21 am

(Eraserhead)

Where were you? I was getting worried since you usually would send some analysis of a big hero/villain by now. I mean I'm glad you took a break but warning first, please. I thought you crossed the line and went into villainy.

3:21 am

(Deku)

Sorry about that haha, I just needed a quick break since the USJ was a bit stressful especially since I heard you were fatally hurt. And no, I would never resort to villainy unless someone's life was on the line. And you know what? Just because of that.

*(Deku) has changed (Eraserhead) to (ParentalInsomniac)*

Izuku, or Deku, laughed as he basically felt Aizawa roll his eyes from here.

3:23 am

(ParentalInsomniac)

I swear, every day I talk to you, you get more and more childish. Even so...

*(ParentalInsomniac) changed (Deku) to (ProblemChild)

3:24 am

(ProblemChild)

Okay, like, fair enough, but still... rude :/

3:24 am

(ParentalInsomniac)

Next thing I know, you're going to use "omg" and keyboard smash. How old are you anyway?

3:24 am

(ProblemChild)

Now now, don't start giving me ideas (:, And no, I'm not giving out info on myself, better luck next time. (;

3:25 am

(ParentalInsomniac)

The faces are going to become a regular thing, Huh?

3:25 am

(ProblemChild)

Go to sleep.

And with that Izuku closed his laptop and knew he was going to regret giving out so much of his personality in the morning. 'Whatever, future me will deal with that.' Izuku thought as he headed to his bed.

It was the next morning at school, he was currently in his English class. He couldn't help but feel like someone, specifically his teacher, was watching his every move the whole time. 'Did I do something wrong?' Izuku was now quite anxious.

He completed his English packet first, as always, so Presen- Mr. Yamada decided to grade it at that moment. He gave Izuku his packet back and said, "Great as always Midoriya! I was wondering, have you learned English before this?" "Oh, Well I-I st-studied the basics w-when I was seven b-but I mostly forgot it," Izuku said, suddenly embarrassed at the praise. Mr. Yamada smiled wider, somehow. "Wow! You sure are a fast learner then, huh?" Izuku nodded, still embarrassed, "Uhm, Th-thanks?" Although it sounded more like a question. "Do you do well in most academics or are you kinda more of an English person, kinda like Kaminari from class 1-A, He sure is an energetic boy," Yamada chuckled at the memory of Kaminari always excitedly putting his hand up for every question since it was really the only academic he could really excel at and beat his classmates. "Uhm I actually am more of a mathematics and coding person," Izuku responded.

Yamada cocked an eyebrow, "Oh really? I haven't met many students who are interested in coding," Yamada leaned on his hand, looking extremely interested, "What do you code about?" Izuku didn't exactly know what to say since he can't just tell his teacher that he liked hacking into places that he was definitely not supposed to be in, luckily the bell had saved him. Yamada stood up and told everyone to turn in their papers and head on to their next class.

Izuku quickly walked out, wanting to escape that awkward situation as fast as he could. While he was walking to his next class too quickly to notice his surroundings, He got beaten up by a wall. 'I can beat up criminals but the wall is the end of my streak? I can't believe this.' Izuku thought, rubbing his now bleeding nose. He stood up and saw Aizawa because the world just loved laughing at his face.

"Are you okay there?" Aizawa asked in his signature exhausted voice. Izuku nodded. "Go to the nurse, she'll give you a pass, I don't think your next teacher will appreciate you dropping blood everywhere." Izuku nodded again and started to speed walk to the nurse's office.

She gave him a bandaid and told him "not to make out with any more walls from now on". It was an understatement to say he was embarrassed.

When he walked to his next class he heard students talking about the sports festival and who they're placing bets on. 'Oh yeah, the sports festival, I don't think I'm gonna participate, too much work' Izuku silently laughed in his moment of ignorance and bliss because here he was now, sitting at lunch with Hatsume and Shinso as they attempted to force him to join by thinking he was foolish enough to accept if they said they would all buy matching pairs of red shoes... Let's just say, he was foolish enough to accept.

"... And you'll wear them with me almost every day, so I don't stick out like a sore thumb?" Shinso and Hatsume nodded vigorously. He slammed his head on the lunch table, "Fine" He mumbled. "YES!" Hatsume yelled, gaining the attention of the whole cafeteria, "Now I have an excuse to design support gear with you!" Izuku groaned as Shinso laughed, "Yeah yeah, you won't be laughing when you're eating my dust." Izuku said, lifting his head and smirking. "Oh, are those fighting words I hear? You're so on." Shinso copied Izuku's smirk.

"Who do you think I should test my gear on?" Hatsume asked. "Anyone and everyone." Izuku and Shinso say in unison. Hatsume basically sparkled as she rambled about different ways to secretly force the heroes in training to basically be a walking billboard for her gear, while Izuku and Shinso just smiled and nodded, although only Izuku really understood what she was saying.

(AN- This is more of a peaceful chapter since the next chapter will literally make me want to take a nap for a year once I write. Guess you can consider it the big "boss battle" to test my writing abilities)

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