Left Undelivered

By marleneenthusiast333

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(completed) your hands look heavy want me to hold them for you? wtf was that that was the worst pick up line... More

Cast
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter 29
Chapter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33 (Epilogue)

Chapter 1

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By marleneenthusiast333

You added 16 members to the group chat.
You renamed the group chat to
whorecruxes

You:


chosen one ⚡️: PLEASE
WTF IS THAT

You:

fatass 🍗: HOW TF DO YOU
EVEN HAVE THESE

You:


queen 🧎‍♀️🙏: STEALING THST

You:


hottie 🥵: PARVATI
WTF WUSINEJD

You: BYE I CANT FIND
ANY SHIT PICS OF PADMA
THIS IS SO SAD

hottie 🥵: it's cuz i'm
always hot 😌

bae 😩💦: literally
gonna go to paris with
padma and parvati stfu

You: wow this is so sad
i thought you and i
had a thing pansy

You:


wifey 💍💕: screw these bitches
y/n. you and i are endgame

You: so true bae

stupid duck #1: aooga

stupid duck #2: aooga booga

You: aooga booga booga

stupid duck #1: 😐😐😐

stupid duck #2: 🤨🤨🤨

You: 👺👺👺

mione 🤓: FRED GET YOUR
FUCKING ASS OVER HERE

You: FID SHE SWEAR???
LMFAOOO GOOD LUCK FRED

the nuts 🥜: y/n wtf are
you playing

You: stfu

You: im living my
hairstylist life

scary mf 👺: play with
my pussy the way you play
with her hair mamas

You: i mean bet

stupid duck #1: GINEVRA?

stupid duck #2: ?

fatass 🍗: ?

the chosen one ⚡️: ?

You: why are you all
freaking out??? we're simply
going to fuck and get married
and have mansions 🙄

the nuts 🥜: was gonna ask
you to marry me but
ig not </3

You: stfu i'm too good for you
anyway

scary mf 👺: pop off bae

wifey 💍💕: y/nXme

You: exactly astoria
i literally love you😩

queen 🧎‍♀️🙏: literally fuck me
in the ass and call me hermione
i just got all the answers right

mione 🤓: PARVATI WHAT???
mione 🤓:

You: parvati does it ever
annoy you that none
of these bitches know how to
say your name right

the nuts 🥜: we're not
saying it right?

zucchini 😐: ^

goyle: ^

crabbe: ^

chosen one ⚡️: ^

fatass 🍗: ^

stupid duck #1: ^

stupid duck #2: ^

hottie 🥵: PLEASE

queen 🧎‍♀️🙏: WHAT
THE FUCK BRO
queen 🧎‍♀️🙏:


You: it's par-vuh-thee
You: not par-vat-ee 😭😭

scary mf 👺: AHA TOLD YOU
SO RON
scary mf 👺: I FUCKING TOLD
YOU THAT YOU WERE
SAYING IT WRONG
scary mf 👺: BUT NOOOOO RON
WEASLEy CAN NEVER BE
WRONG SINCE HES APART
OF THE GOLDEN TRIO
scary mf 👺: LITERALLY
SHUT UP NOW FUCKING
UGLY ASS

fatass 🍗: i'm scared

You: run bby run

fatass 🍗: zoom
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* * * *
theo._nott._ replied to your story.
Answer Decline

theo._nott._: your hands look
heavy
theo._nott._: want me to hold
them for you?

y/n_(first letter of last name): wtf was that
y/n_f/l: that was the worst
pick up line i've ever seen

theo._nott._: but it made you
smile so...
Seen

4 HOURS LATER

theo._nott._: did you just leave
ME on seen for FOUR
HOURS????
theo._nott._: ME THEODORE
NOTT

y/n_f/l: yeah and what
are you gonna do about it?

theo._nott._: SHEEESH
theo._nott._: gonna ask you
out that what i'm gonna do
about it

y/n_f/l: LMFAOOO

theo._nott._: i'm gonna
ignore that
theo._nott._: y/n l/n do me
the honour of going out with me
Seen
theo._nott._: don't leave me
on seen wtf 😡
theo._nott._: BABEEE

y/n_f/l: don't call me babe 🙄

theo._nott._: why not 🤨🤨🤨

y/n_f/l: because i'm too sexy
for you to be calling me babe

theo._nott._: oh trust me ik
i see you everyday

y/n_f/l: literally fan behaviour 🥱

theo._nott._: umm
no
theo._nott._: this is
actually lowkey fan
behaviour my bad babe
Seen

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