wait i need to confirm. did you get wilbur's number?
yes i did
also I AM NOT AN OLD PERSON
I LITERALLY SAID I WAS 16
gosh, back to this
prove it.
prove what? that im 16?
yea
uhm
what do you want to know
whats your favorite thing to do?
i like to play minecraft
wait you play minecraft?
yeah...
IVE BEEN TALKING TO A PERSON WHO PLAYS MINECRAFT
...
aight im out
wait what?
you play minecraft?
can you not read child?
whAT
you called me a child
im a WOMAN
oh im a MAN
yeah i thought so
what are you implying?
nothing.
...
...
okayyyy
yup. oh wait what are your pronouns? i am she/her
he/him
ah i see
do you have social media?
ofc i do
what apps?
am i being interrogated?
something like that
twitter, instagram, snapchat, reddit
rEdDIt?
yea. ik its sad but i do
ufigdshgfdsg
are you ok woman?
no
no
NOT REDDIT I HAVE PTSD AFTER I WAS ATTACKED FOR SAYING 'SUS" TO AN AMONG US MEME
HAHAHAHA
ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY SUFFERING?
im so sad how could you betray me sir *sobs*
HDSUIDF SORRY ITS JUST FUNNY
*sniff* and i thought the boys in my school were worse
I AM BETTER THAN ALL MEN
sure.
i hate how you use a full stop. it makes me anxious
hold up- are you from the uk?
yeah WAIT ARE YOU STALKING ME
no dumbass
i just looked at your area code
its the same as mine
oh
huh
well at least you aren't american
i-
what?
uh... gtg byeeeeee
SIR??