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I died. But that's wasn't the end of the story (obviously). It was actually the beginning. Because, apparentl... More

Φ„Κ€Φ…ΚŸΦ…Ι’ΚŠΙ›
ƈɦ.1-COME ON ELLIE, IT'S JUST THANATOS
ƈɦ.2-DO I SAY ABRACADABRA AND SOMETHING HAPPENS?
ƈɦ.3-YOU CAN'T REALLY CLAIM PARENTHOOD!
ƈɦ.4-JUST MET OCEAN EYES! HE IS HOT!
ƈɦ.5-YEAH, ELLIE, YOU'RE GONNA MEET EDWARD
ƈɦ.6-WHAT IS IT LIKE BEING A STALKER VAMPIRE?
ƈɦ.7-NOW THAT'S A LIE. IT WASN'T MY FAVORITE.
ƈɦ.8-CAREFUL HADES, YOUR FATHERLY SIDE IS SHOWING
ƈɦ.9-DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT SEXY LEXI, STEF
ƈɦ.10-OH GOD! I DID NOT WANT TO SEE THAT
ƈɦ.11-YOU WERE HALLUCINATING! MUST BE THE STRESS
ƈɦ.12-ISN'T THAT FROM HUNGER GAMES?
ƈɦ.13-IF YOU PISS OFF ELIJAH YOU WILL DIE
ƈɦ.14-RIGHT. I SOLVED ALL OUR PROBLEMS!
ƈɦ.15-GET OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, KLAUS
ƈɦ.16-AN IMMORTAL STUD, WHO ISN'T A LEECH?
ƈɦ.17-NO NEED FOR THE ATTITUDE, Z
ƈɦ.18-AND HELL IF I BEND MY MORALS FOR SOMEONE!
ƈɦ.19-SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR BROTHER'S ANNOYING LECTURE
ƈɦ.20-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'LL PUT DIE HARD?
ƈɦ.21-MY BLOOD SMELLS DIVINE?
ƈɦ.22-DO YOU WANT TO KILL MY BOREDOM?
ƈɦ.23-CROSS MY HEART AND HOPE TO NOT DIE
ƈɦ.24-KILL THE COOL COPY OF COOL JACKET. . . .
ƈɦ.25-YOU CAN BE PART OF MY 'ALWAYS AND FOREVER'
ƈɦ.26-AND HERE I WAS HOPING FOR A SLAUGHTER
ƈɦ.27-GET ME OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE
ƈɦ.28-JUST SHUT UP AND KISS ME, YOU BERK
ƈɦ.29-WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED TO MY LIFE?
ƈɦ.30-YES. I AM. YOU KNOCKED ME UP!
ƈɦ.31-IT'S NOT FUNNY, KOL. I'M A HOUSEDIGGER
ƈɦ.32-YOU CAN'T JUST BLESS HER CHILDREN WITH DYING BEAUTY!
ƈɦ.33-I'M SO LETTING THE HOUNDS LOOSE ON YOU!
ƈɦ.34-AND BE LIKE 'DARLING, WILL YOU MARRY ME?', SEE? EASY.
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𝐚 𝐆𝐈𝐅𝐓 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐆𝐎𝐃𝐒
━━━━━━━━━━
๑۩๑



⫷There are no such things as bad ideas.
Just poorly executed awesome ideas⫸

𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒐𝒏 𝒔𝒂𝒍𝒗𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒆






















in which a normal
girl gets reborn into
one of her favorite
shows, and gets to
live a life she didn't
know she wanted









" 𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒋𝒖𝒎𝒑 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒐𝒐𝒇, 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈?"

" 𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝒏𝒐𝒕? 𝑾𝒆'𝒓𝒆 𝒖𝒏𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆."









┄ 𝖢𝖠𝖲𝖳 ┄




𝗇𝗂𝗇𝖺 𝖽𝗈𝖻𝗋𝖾𝗏

𝖺𝗌
𝗘𝗟𝗟𝗜𝗘 𝗚𝗜𝗟𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗧
❝ 𝒖𝒑𝒈𝒓𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒅 𝒅𝒐𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒍𝒃𝒊𝒕𝒄𝒉 ❞

⫷I'm not doing anyone in here, Sir.
That would be just plain rude.⫸

⫷Bitch please, my blood is the purest there
is and I do not need to be contained.
I need a tub of ice cream, a movie,
and the father of my babies⫸






𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗋. 𝗆𝖼𝖰𝗎𝖾𝖾𝗇

𝖺𝗌
𝗝𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗬 𝗚𝗜𝗟𝗕𝗘𝗥𝗧
❝ 𝒂𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒍𝒆 𝒎𝒐𝒓𝒐𝒏 ❞

⫷Always one for the Dramatics.
You'd think this was a Soap Opera⫸






𝖼𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗂𝖼𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀

𝖺𝗌
𝗖𝗔𝗥𝗢𝗟𝗜𝗡𝗘 𝗙𝗢𝗥𝗕𝗘𝗦
❝ 𝒄𝒂𝒓𝒆 𝒃𝒆𝒂𝒓 ❞

⫷I'll wear polyester if that's what
it takes for you to believe me⫸






𝗆𝗂𝖼𝗁𝖺𝖾𝗅 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗈

𝖺𝗌
𝗧𝗬𝗟𝗘𝗥 𝗟𝗢𝗖𝗞𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗
❝ 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒘𝒐𝒍𝒇 ❞

⫷You're saying we spent all of this time
working to get here and now you
don't want to kill the guy?⫸






𝖽𝖺𝗇𝗂𝖾𝗅𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝗉𝖻𝖾𝗅𝗅

𝖺𝗌
𝗗𝗔𝗩𝗜𝗡𝗔 𝗖𝗟𝗔𝗜𝗥𝗘
❝ 𝒗𝒊𝒏𝒂 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒕 ❞

⫷We've come to free you.
You'll have to excuse Ellie,
she doesn't do well with social interactions⫸






𝗌𝖺𝗋𝖺 𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀

𝖺𝗌
𝗝𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗔 𝗦𝗢𝗠𝗠𝗘𝗥𝗦
❝ 𝒔𝒆𝒙𝒚 𝒋𝒆𝒏𝒏𝒚 ❞

⫷Do you really have to go? I'm feeling
like such a bad guardian⫸






𝗇𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗂𝖾𝗅 𝖻𝗎𝗓𝗈𝗅𝗂𝖼

𝖺𝗌
𝗞𝗢𝗟 𝗠𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗘𝗟𝗦𝗢𝗡
❝ 𝒅𝒂𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒌𝒐𝒂𝒍𝒂❞

⫷And I'm sorry but if our kids are not at
least a tad psychopaths they're disowned⫸






𝗉𝖺𝗎𝗅 𝗐𝖾𝗌𝗅𝖾𝗒

𝖺𝗌
𝗦𝗧𝗘𝗙𝗔𝗡 𝗦𝗔𝗟𝗩𝗔𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗘
❝ 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕 ❞

⫷Ellie, you're not making sense.
Dying at fifteen? Greek gods?⫸






𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗈𝗈𝖽

𝖺𝗌
𝗞𝗔𝗜 𝗣𝗔𝗥𝗞𝗘𝗥
❝ 𝒎𝒂𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒊 𝒔𝒐𝒄𝒊𝒐𝒑𝒂𝒕𝒉 ❞

⫷Oh yeah. But I'm trying this new
thing called caring⫸





[𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑹𝑬𝑺𝑻 𝑶𝑭 𝑻𝑽𝑫 & 𝑻𝑶 𝙖𝙨 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴𝑺𝑬𝑳𝑽𝑬𝑺]








𝑾𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺:

this story will contain:
mature language; slight sexual scenes
(no smut); death; blood; violence;
and other subjects of the same nature.
but, it is a light-hearted book and
it's not really serious.
it is for entertainment purposes!


𝑫𝑰𝑺𝑪𝑳𝑨𝑰𝑴𝑬𝑹:

I do not, in any way, shape or
form, own the Vampire Diaries,
or greek gods (obviously). I do
however own any changes in the plot.


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