➴ᴍᴇssᴇɴɢᴇʀ➴
my ugly cousin
jin:
Kim Jisoo!!!
jisoo:
yes dude, that's
me😎
jin:
chu, I'm not playing
around here
jisoo:
yeah, you can't play
around, there's no
playground
jin:
what the?!
are you for real
now?
jisoo:
i know my beauty's
out of this world but
yes my dear cousin,
i'm real
you could also say
that goddesses are
real, i'm the living
proof
jin:
wow, where do you
get the confidence
eww
jisoo:
incase you forget,
we're cousins
jin:
so?
jisoo:
so i get the confidence
from you mr. I'm wOrlDwiDe
hAndSome yOu knOw~
jin:
wtf
you're unbelievable
is it the effect of having
a boyfriend?
jisoo:
yeah, so you should
get yourself one too
jin:
what? I'll get myself
a boyfriend too?
jisoo:
stupid, why would you
get a boyfriend?
ofcourse it's girlfriend!
duh, where's your
common sense seokjin?
jin:
meanie~ ㅠㅠ
anyways, forget about
it, I need to talk to you
jisoo:
dude we're literally
talking rn 👄
jin:
shut up chu
I'm serious duh
jisoo:
you're serious but
there's the word duh--
jin:
kim jisoo😑
jisoo:
kim seokjin😏
jin:
yah!
stop being a tease!
you have a lot of
things to explain
jisoo:
oh wow, news flash!
i don't have anything
to explain
what are you even
talking about?
jin:
really? then explain
why aren't you picking
up your phone?
i've been calling you
for 12 times already!!!
and don't even say that
you turned off your
phone
or it's in a silent mode
because you're srlsy
active on facebook
jisoo:
really? you're calling
me? hahahaha
jin:
excuse me, what's
funny?
jisoo:
hahaha
pabo, it's because my
phone's in Taehyung
we exchanged our
phone earlier. it's his
phone i'm using rn and
mine was on him
he's probably busy
on his practice or he
really intended not
to answer your call,
hahaha
jin:
what? who the hell
would exchange their
phones?
jisoo:
me and taehyung duh
and besides, that's a
usual thing for couples,
exchanging items and stuffs
jin:
eww corny
jisoo:
shut up, you're just
salty because you're
single
jin:
oh please
i'm not bothered being
single
i'm waiting for the right
woman, duh
jisoo:
now who's corny?
waiting for the right
woman? lmao
dude the right woman
won't came if you won't
make a move
it's not like we girls are
the ones to approach
you
make a move and look
for her
waiting for the right
woman doesn't translate
literally on sitting back
and waiting for a sudden
girl to pop up infront of u
go look for her and when
you found the right woman,
that's when destiny made
it's role and let the two of
you guys meet
jin:
so you're some sort
of a love guru now?
but thanks for the
advice, I won't take it
jisoo:
what?
dude it's literally the
best advice i gave you
jin:
correction, it's the
'only' advice you
gave me
jisoo:
whatever
still, it's a good advice,
why won't you take it?
jin:
it's because i'm kim
seokjin duh
it's not in my vocabulary
to look for the right
woman
i'm so handsome to
make such effort
and besides, i have
lot of girls crawling
over me, I could just
pick anyone from them
jisoo:
you literally asked me
where i get such confidence
earlier when you urself
was overflowing with it too
im'ma leave you here
gosh, u're stressing me
out, bye
jisoo went offline
jin:
wtf?