😟
I was worn out, and even after the whole thing, he still made me feel good. he held me tightly, kissed me, and told me how much he loved me. we talked and laughed for a little while, then we both eventually fell asleep in each other's arms.
the next morning I woke up to kairi still asleep. I caressed his face and admired him.
eli: i'm so in love with you, kairi..
he softly smiled. he grabbed my hand from his face and kissed it
kairi: good morning, my love
I smiled at him
eli: good morning to you
kairi: it's rude to stare at someone when they're asleep, you know that?
eli: if you're expecting me to apologize, it's not gonna happen
he chuckled
kairi: how'd I do last night. any constructive criticism? comments? feedback, maybe?
eli: I hate you
I laughed and he laid his head on my chest, tracing his finger down my stomach, making hearts
ask
ask
are you gonna ask?
should I ask?
come on
I need to ask
should I be the one to ask?
gosh, it's not that hard, kairi
okay
okay
kairi: do you-
eli: do you-
kairi: ah..
eli: s-sorry.. you go first
kairi: no it's okay, what were you going to say?
eli: well uh..
I hesitated and closed my eyes
eli: do you wanna like.. you know um.. like-
kairi: would you like to be my girlfriend
eli: FINALLY- oh! I mean... pfft sure, whatever
he chuckled at me response and leaned over to kiss me
kairi: you hungry?
eli: starving, actually
kairi: why didn't you say anything?!
he jumped out of bed
kairi: i'll make some food!
he struggled to put his jeans on and then ran out of the bedroom. I laid in bed for a while, I couldn't get last night out of my head, it was like a broken record that just kept replaying no matter how much I tried to not think of it. I sat up and looked down at my thighs, there were hickeys on my inner thighs. i immediately turned red and covered my face. I got changed and walked out to the kitchen, to hear loud banging on the door. kairi and I exchanged looks in confusion and I opened it to see-
bakugo: ELIII!
todoroki: NO- MOVE, ME FIRST!
they were pushing eachother, struggling to get through the door. my mother used her quirk and moved them both out of the way
y/n: mama first!
she opens her arms and hugged me
eli: mommy!
y/n: baby!
bakugo: you see her at work, I RARELY GET TO SEE HER
todoroki: I NEVER GET TO SEE HER
kairi: right here guys, just a BY THE WAY
todoroki: son! come here!
he walked over to kairi and they hugged
todoroki: why are you shirtless in front of eli?! have I taught you no respect for women?
kairi: sorry..
bakugo: GO PUT ON A DAMN SHIRT!
kairi: okay!
he walked to his room and came back out with a hoodie on
bakugo: anyways, why is this the first time i've been in your apartment? you never invite us, damn brat
eli: I INVITED YOU GUYS LIKE LAST WEEK
bakugo: NO YOU DIDN'T
kairi: she did though
bakugo: NO SHE DIDN'T
eli: YOU- someone please remind him
todoroki: look, idiot
he pulled out his phone and showed my dad
bakugo: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLING AN IDI-
todoroki: shut up, look. right there in the family groupchat
bakugo: give that shit
he snatched my uncles phone and read through the messages
y/n: you said "sorry, I cant go, i'm too lazy"
bakugo: ...I suppose i did say that..
he cleared his throat and fixed his shirt
todoroki: idiot, give me my phone back
bakugo: tch!
he smacked it down on my uncles hand
todoroki: so, house tour!
y/n: MTV CRIBS
her and my uncle posed back to back
eli: gotchu. if you look behind me, that's the living room where we spend most of our "fatty hours"
kairi: that's just you
eli: shut up — if you look to your left, here my slave cooking up some food in the kitchen
kairi: wh-
eli: AH! don't interrupt
he shook his head and continued cooking. I walked over to the hall
eli: here on your right is the bathroom
bakugo: it has led lights?! what the hell?!
eli: I bathe in an aesthetic environment
I walked forward
eli: on your left you'll see my bedroom, it's um... a bit messy so let's not go in ther-
they all walked in my room and they immediately made a face
bakugo: JEEZ!
todoroki: eli it smells horrible in here!
shit, shit, shit!
y/n: mija, why does it smell so bad!
(mija is daughter)
my dad looked at the bed, it was undone, he looked at the floor, mine and kairis clothes, and to top it all off-
bakugo: is that a-
the condom wrapper.
todoroki: AINT NO WAY
y/n: OHHHH SHIT
they both smacked their mouths and looked at eachother
eli: I-it's not what it looks like I-
my father glared at me
eli: ...okay it is, it's exactly what what it looks like BUT-
my father stomped over to the door
eli: WAIT WAIT!
bakugo: KAIRI TODOROKI!
he managed to get through me and ran over to kairi. my mother and uncle were laughing and I ran after my dad. he grabbed kairi by his hoodie and started yelling at the top of his lungs
bakugo: WHAT DID YOU DO?! HMM?! YOU DEPRIVED MY DAUGHTER OF HER INNOCENCE! YOU MONSTER! I'LL KILL YOU, RIGHT HERE, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!
kairi was laughing and looking down at my dad. he shrugged and my dad got even more mad
bakugo: YOU DAUGHTER FUCKER I-
eli: DAD
todoroki: damnnn! kairi, you finna get your ass beat!
y/n: GET THE CAMERA! GET THE CAMERA!
I used my quirk and separated my father from kairi, who was still laughing.
eli: daddy chill
(LAMDOE IM SO SORRY)
eli: chill out!
bakugo: MY BABY! WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU!
he held me and boob crushed me, i felt like I was suffocating
eli: MUFIK!
bakugo: what?
I pushed him away and caught my breath
eli: I said, NOTHING. HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO ME! I WANTED TO
kairi: welp
bakugo: you... y-you...
he fell to his knees and my mother and uncle busted out laughing. i'm talking about those types of laughs where no sound comes out, and they were smacking each other around
kairi: baby, I think you broke him
my father shot a look up at him
bakugo: ba- BABY? BABY???!
he got up and clenched his fists, you could see the steam coming out of his ears and nose, which just caused my mom and uncle to laugh even harder, I didn't even know you could laugh harder than that.
kairi: yeah, she's my baby
bakugo: NO! NO, SHES MY BABY!
he aggressively poked and pointed to himself in the chest
bakugo: MY DARLING BABY BOO!
eli: oh lawd
y/n: DARLING
todoroki: BABY
y/n & todoroki: BOO?!!
y/n: IM GONNA PISS
todoroki: STAH-
they were wheezing
eli: okay, dad, sit down
he looked like he was about to cry, his brows furrowed, and a quivering frown. I grabbed his hands and he sat down, giving me puppy dog eyes
bakugo: say it isn't true..
I sighed
eli: it's true.. kairi and I are dating
y/n: YEEEEOOO
todoroki: KIDS GOT GAME! IM PROUD OF YOU SON!
kairi: let me just hit my dougie real quick
I threw pillows at all of them with my quirk
bakugo: d-do you love him..
eli: yes, I do love him, a lot
bakugo: does he make you happy..
eli: very happy
bakugo: does he respect you..
eli: he's the son of uncle shoto, he would disown kairi if he was disrespectful
bakugo: was he your first time.. and do you regret it..
eli: he was, and no, I don't regret it
bakugo: ...
my mom was covering my uncles mouth, and my uncle was covering my moms mouth. they were trying to get each other to stop laughing at how dramatic my dad was being. my father looked at kairi for a second, then kairi stepped forward
kairi: I promise I won't hurt her, I just want to make her happy
bakugo: ...alright..
kairis face lit up
bakugo: but if you hurt her... I will murder you. i'm not playing with you, kairi. i'll take that to my damn grave.
kairi: you have my word
todoroki: 10,000. I sent them to you
y/n: MMMHMM, eli, you just brought mommy that BAG
eli: you guys are weird
there was another knock at the door, I sighed
eli: who else could possibly-
kayla: I am here!
andy: do NOT try to imitate the one and only all might
bakugo: YEAH! DONT!
y/n: KAYLA
kayla: Y/N
they ran towards each other and hugged
todoroki: ANDRADE
andy: STOP SAYING MY ACTUAL NAME!
my uncle ran towards him but andy ran away
kayla: woohoo got the whole fam! what's the occasion!
my mom looked over at me a smirked, I rolled my eyes trying not to laugh
kayla: ooo.. I sense TEA!! COME ON!
she grabbed my arm and was gonna run to my room but I dragged her to kairis, for obvious reasons, and we sat down on his bed
eli: so basicallyyyy.. last night, kairi and I..
I blushed and couldn't help but smile, kayla covered her mouth and gasped
kayla: NO WAY
eli: your girl, got dick
kayla: AHHHH! OH MY GOSHHH!! YES, GIRL, YES! WOOHOO!!
I laughed at her, pretty sure everyone in the building heard her
kayla: okok, tell me, is he big
eli: kayla!
kayla: come onnn!
eli: ...he was pretty big
kayla: MMMM!
she nudged me
kayla: is he a loud one? or a quiet one
eli: i mean.. we were both pretty loud
kayla: OOOO OKOK, I SEE YOU!
eli: stop it
I laughed as she squirmed around
kayla: so you got that GOOD good huh
eli: bitch I was shaking after like- jeez
kayla: okok, so was it passionate or like did you guys just fuck
eli: girl... this man kissed my scars
kayla: NO
eli: YES
kayla: he's the one, i'm sorry, but he's the one. like there's no going beyond that. he is THE ONE
kairis pov:
bakugo: did this idiot really pass out
y/n: he's just taking a power nap
todoroki: STOPPP
they both started laughing again while my uncle and I tried to get andy to wake up. he got too excited after I told him arely and I had finally done it, and he passed out.
bakugo: WAKE UP
my uncle lifted him up by his legs, andy was hanging upside down now
y/n: BAHAHAH I CANNOT
todoroki: DUDE WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THE POOR KID
bakugo: SHUT UP! IM GETTING BLOOD TO HIS HEAD!
todoroki: IM CRYING
bakugo: AT LEAST IM DOING SOMETHING TO HELP
after about a minute andy woke up and screamed because he was upside down. my uncle let him go and I helped andy up, I couldn't help but laugh a little at how careless my uncle is
andy: ow..
kairi: here, drink water
he chugged the water down and then sat down on a chair
andy: so, you guys really did it?
kairi: yeah man
andy: congrats dude, I never doubted you
kairi: shut the fuck up, yes you did
andy: shush