Pippet: Dad keeps blaming everything I do on video games.
~A few nights before~
Pippet: Dad! I need help with my homework.
Puppet Master: What part of it do you need help with?
Pippet: I can't figure out this math problem.
Puppet Master: Lemme help.
Puppet Master: You can't figure it out because you play too many video games.
~The next day~
Pippet: Ugh...I have a really bad headache.
Puppet Master: Advil is in the bathroom cabinet if you need it, I'd suggest drinking some water because you're probably really dehydrated, and...
Puppet Master: This wouldn't happen if you didn't play so many video games.
~A couple days after that~
Pippet: *Trying to rollerskate, falls*
Puppet Master: This only happened because you play too many video games.