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Douchebag is typing...
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Douchebag:
Ladies first, type away Classy. 6:00pm
Classy:
Are you okay? 6:02pm
Douchebag:
I'm finding it so adorable how you are worrying for me and you don't even know me Classy. 6:04pm
Classy:
You're right, we don't know each other. All you know is that I have class and you're a douchebag. 6:07pm
Douchebag:
Question for a question? 6:10pm
Classy:
Go for it, idiot goes first. 6:11pm
Douchebag:
Embarrassing memory? 6:15pm
Classy:
Talking to you. 6:16pm
Douchebag:
Damn, downright hilarious. Honestly, I'm dying at how funny you are. I'm a blessing in your life and you know it. Seriously though? 6:16pm
Classy:
When I was six I accidentally laughed so hard in class that I peed, it was not great. 6:18pm
Douchebag:
That's disgusting, you're a lie. You don't have class. Haha funny though. 6:20pm
Classy:
I know it was horrible and everyone laughed while I cried. But, my question is how old are you? 6:24pm
Douchebag:
I'm currently 37 but I turn 38 in a few weeks. 6:27pm
Classy:
You're kidding. No way, you are an old man! 6:33pm
Douchebag:
Old man, single and ready to mingle. 6:35pm
Douchebag is typing...
Douchebag:
Classy? 6:39pm
Douchebag:
I'm not actually an old man! I was kidding! 6:40pm
Classy is typing...
Classy:
You suck so much. How old are you really? 6:47pm
Douchebag:
I'm actually 17 turning 18 in a few weeks though. Excited to be 18 and free legally. 6:50pm
Classy:
When's you're birthday? 6:55pm
Douchebag:
It is my turn! Don't go stealing my goes, I will not tolerate that. 6:57pm
Classy:
Fine. Fine go for it. 6:58pm
Douchebag:
What's your name? I mean you don't have to say it if you don't want to. But that's my question. 7:05pm
Classy:
My names Emily Mayfair. What is your name Douchebag? 7:06pm
Classy:
Douchebag? Don't leave me in suspense! 7:10pm
Classy:
Come on! 7:11pm
Classy:
Reply damn it! 7:15pm
Douchebag is typing...
Douchebag:
We are done. 7:35pm
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