The Fox and the Frog Bloopers

By ElizabethCondo1

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This was part of the story but in bloopers. The characters of "The Fox of the Frog" were trying to make sure... More

Bloopers #1: Chapter 1 and 2
Bloopers #2: Chapter 3 and 4
Bloopers #3: Chapter 5 and 6
Bloopers #4: Chapter 7 and 8
Bloopers #5: Chapter 9 and 10
Bloopers #6: Chapter 11 and 12
Bloopers #7: Chapter 13 and 14
Bloopers #8: Chapter 15 and 16
Bloopers #9: Chapter 17 and 18
Bloopers #10: Chapter 19 and 20
Bloopers #11: Chapter 21 and 22
Bloopers #12: Chapter 23 and 24
Bloopers #14: Chapter 27 & 28

Bloopers #13: Chapter 25 & 26

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By ElizabethCondo1

Chapter 25:
Elizabeth: "Godammit!"
Bobby: "What?!"
Nashly: "Let me see it!"
Elizabeth: "No!"
*Bobby breaks the two apart from each other.*
Bobby: "Can you girls stop fighting already?! Jeez, it feels like your acting like kids."
Nashly: *Lies* "She slapped me!"
Elizabeth: "No, she started it!"
Bobby: "Can you please stop?!"
*Nashly and Elizabeth stops fighting*
Bobby: "God! Girls, you need to chill."
Nashly: "Hmph! You are no fun."
*Nashly left the room.*
Bobby: "Man, anger issues. You alright?"
Elizabeth: "Yeah, I was started to focus on the story then she came to my room as she yells at her for some reason."
Bobby: *Hugs Elizabeth* "I'm sorry to hear that."
Elizabeth: *Hugs Bobby* "It's okay."
*They stop hugging.*
Bobby: "Can I help?"
Elizabeth: "Sure, you are my most favorite cousin after all."
Bobby: "YES!"
*BLEEP*

Nashly: "I wonder why they are speaking French. Anyway, I'm going to check it out on Google.
*Nashly takes out her phone to search it for answers. When she finds it, she was in total shock.*
(Yo. I look it up and find Kalos is actually France.)
Nashly: "Shocked* "The fuck! Kalos is France! Who would-! ...The Pokemon. I'm going to ask them."
*BLEEP*

Torracat (Calvin): "Oh! I forgot to mention something. So I don't know where Bonnie and I are exactly. But you do know, don't you?"
Quilladin (Finn): "Oh! Uh, well, you are in Kalos..."
Torracat (Calvin): "That's very cool!"
Quilladin (Finn): "Which technically means you are in France."
*Calvin was silent.*
Torracat (Calvin): "...What?"
Quilladin (Finn): "I say you are in France."
Torracat (Calvin): "You're fucking with me, right?"
Quilladin (Finn): No, I wasn't."
Bronnie (Bonnie): "Oh my God. This is literally my first time I ever left Alola. EEEEEEEE! I'm so happy!"
Torracat (Calvin): "No. No no no no no. This isn't real."
Floette (Bridgette): "If you want answers, go to the rest. They will tell you the truth."
Torracat (Calvin): "Thank you!"
*Calvin left.*
Quilladin (Finn): "Wait for you!"
*Finn left too.*
Tyrunt (Daniel): "I never knew he could be dramatized."
Floette (Bridgette): "Shut it, Daniel."
*BLEEP*

Heliolisk (Julian): "..."
Lapras (Michael): "What?"
Heliolisk (Julian): "Literally, how?"
Lapras (Michael): "What do you mean by that?"
Heliolisk (Julian): "How are you floating without any water around? Are you flying like magic?"
Lapras (Michael): "That. Well, you must be mistaken. Water-Types like me or fishes do float on both ground and water, but they don't fly like Flying-Types."
Heliolisk (Julian): "Huh. I didn't realize it."
Lapras (Michael): "It sounded confusing. I know."
Nashly: "You're so mean and being an asshole."
*Geo was swimming in a lake.*
Frogadier (Geo): "So?"
Nashly: "So? So?! I want to know why you do that! Also, I'm going to ask how my cousins and my brother can speak French!"
Frogadier (Geo): "That's none of your concern, okay? If you excuse me, I'm going to ask you to leave so I can relax as I swim."
Nashly: *Groans* "Fine! Whatever!"
Torracat (Calvin): *Bumps Nashly* "Sorry."
Nashly: "Hey! Watch it!"
Quilladin (Finn): *Bumps Nashly* "Sorry not sorry."
*Nashly fall immediately.*
Torracat (Calvin): "Geo!"
Frogadier (Geo): "Woah! What?"
Torracat (Calvin): "Is it true that Kalos is France? Is it fucking true or not?!"
Frogadier (Geo): "Whoa! You need to chill. What you say is true. You are in France."
Torracat (Calvin): "Then, spoke French for proof."
Frogadier (Geo): *Sighs and spoke French*
"Hé Nashly! Tu as l'air stupide quand tu tombes!" (Hey Nashly! You look stupid when you fall!)
Nashly: "What you say?! I don't speak nonsense like you!"
*Nashly immediately left.*
Frogadier (Geo): "Happy?"
Torracat (Calvin): *Shocked* "Oh...My...God. So it is true."
Quilladin (Finn): "Yeah, it is. Why do you look surprised?"
Torracat (Calvin): "You don't get it. I was from the United States at fricking Hawaii."
Quilladin (Finn): "WHAT?!"
Frogadier (Geo): "So you're American?!"
Torracat (Calvin): "Yes! And, Bonnie is also an American!"
*All were silent.*
Frogadier (Geo): "Gotta say, I think that escalated very quickly."
Torracat (Calvin): "YOU THINK?!"
Frogadier (Geo): "I mean, how on earth did you not realize it? Didn't Bobby know?"
Torracat (Calvin): "No. Maybe if he told him, I would have known about it."
*BLEEP*

Elizabeth: "So, my decision is final. I can't give you what's mine!"
Darwin: "Told ya."
Nashly: "Oh my God! Why did you have to be so difficult?!"
*Elizabeth slapped Nashly.*
Darwin: "Well shit."
Elizabeth: "Girl, you need some help."
*BLEEP*

Raichu (Logan): "Jeez! I never thought she will get this spoiled. I gotta warn the others. Maybe they will-."
Pangoro (Budo): "Boo."
Raichu (Logan): *Repeatedly beats Budo* "AH! YOU SCARED ME! YOU STUPID! OUTTA MY-!"
From the Vine:

*BLEEP*

Frogadier (Geo): "Want some tea?"
Braixen (Brittany): "Thanks for the tea."
Frogadier (Geo): "Welcome." *Sips some tea*
Braixen (Brittany): "Hey, I've been wondering-."
Wild Lucario (Blaze): *Climbs* "God, it was h
*Blaze looks at Brittany.*
Wild Lucario (Blaze): "What's up, cutie?" *Winks*
Frogadier (Geo): "You! Get the fuck out!"
Wild Lucario (Blaze): "Why can't I see her already, you fuck?!"
Braixen (Brittany): "Because you are a damn idiot who made Julian had a bruise!"
Frogadier (Geo): "Besides, you weren't supposed to be here, get lost!"
Wild Lucario (Blaze): "You-!"
*Geo and Brittany summoned Aerial Ace and Flamethrower.*
Frogadier & Braixen (Geo & Brittany): *Summons Aerial Ace/Flamethrower* "Don't make us use it on you!"
Wild Lucario (Blaze): "Alright, I'm heading out."
Jesus: "Damn! They are gone mad!"
Braixen (Brittany): "You! How about you shut the fuck up and mind your business?!"
*BLEEP*

Braixen (Brittany): "Nashly, leave her alone! She got nothing to give you!"
Nashly: "You! Stay outta this! You have nothing to deal with!"
Braixen (Brittany): "Yes, I do! You don't have any ideas on how to be like her!"
Nashly: "I told her to stay out!"
*Nashly pushed Brittany to the floor, but eventually, Finn grabs my arms with his vines before I could fall. Finn starts to trigger.*
Tony: "Good luck."
*Tony locks himself in a room.*
Elizabeth: "Same."
*Elizabeth locks herself in a bathroom.*
Bobby: "I'm out."
Bobby, Victor, Darwin, Amy, & Hannah lock themselves in a room.*
Quilladin (Finn): *Triggers* "You bitch!"
*Finn ran towards Nashly to attack.*
Nashly: "AAAAAHHHHH!"
*BLEEP*

Raichu (Logan): "God, what's taking them too long?"
Frogadier (Geo): "It just takes time while Serena was healing Budo using a first aid kit because you literally beat him up."
Sylveon (Serena): Stay still, you idiotic-looking panda!"
Pangoro (Budo): "First, I'm not a panda, I'm a Daunting Pokemon! Second, that's was all Logan's doing!
Raichu (Logan): "That's for revenge."
Heliolisk (Julian): "Ha! That's what you get for scaring people."
Pangoro (Budo): Shut up, Julian. You ended up having a bruise on your chest."
Heliolisk (Julian): "Hey!"
*Huge bang sound on the door.*
Quilladin (Finn): "Ow."
Gabite (Mateo): "Did he just run into the door?"
Braixen (Brittany): "Logan, you forgot to unlock the door again."
Raichu (Logan): "Whoops, I forgot about that. Well, at least give me the signal."
*BLEEP*

Gabite (Mateo): "Hey, you two."
Frogadier (Geo): "?"
Ivysaur (Bullet): "What?"
Gabite (Mateo): "Can't you do something to scare Julian?"
Ivysaur (Bullet): "Hmm...Actually, I do have one."
Later:
Frogadier (Geo): "Hey Julian."
Heliolisk (Julian): "What is it?"
Frogadier (Geo): "Are you scared?"
Heliolisk (Julian): "Me? Scared? As if."
Ivysaur (Bullet): "Oh Julian~"
*Bullet was standing there with alcohol and the first aid kit.*
Heliolisk (Julian): "Aw hell naw!" *Runs away*
Frogadier (Geo): "Hey! Get come over!"
*BLEEP*

Frogadier (Geo): *Banged his fist on the floor* "Damn it! I almost had it!"
Braixen (Brittany): "You know, I could know help you getting Julian, right? If you help me get the food from downstairs."
Frogadier (Geo): "Yeah, that will be helpful."
Braixen (Brittany): "By the way, does it hurt when you fall on the floor?"
Frogadier (Geo): "...Yeah, I also need some help from getting up, please?"
*BLEEP*

Braixen (Brittany): "Julian, I can help you hide somewhere so Geo won't get you."
Heliolisk (Julian): "All right, huge me from this madness!"
*Brittany won't listen to him and made Julian confused.*
Heliolisk (Julian): "Wait. I thought you said you were going to hide me."
Braixen (Brittany): "Well, guess what."
Heliolisk (Julian): "What?"
Braixen (Brittany): "SIKE! You thought!"
Heliolisk (Julian): "Shit!"
*Geo banged his head under the bed too hard.*
Pangoro (Budo): "Jeez."
Gabite (Mateo): "You good?"
Frogadier (Geo): "Ow! My head!"
*BLEEP*

Frogadier (Geo): "Are you okay?"
*Geo was reached his hand close to Julian. He saw it and slapped him so hard.*
Frogadier (Geo): "OW! You slapped my hand!"
Heliolisk (Julian): "That's what you get, idiot."
Frogadier (Geo): "Look, I did it what's best for you. Besides, you honestly hate the bruise so much, don't you?"
Heliolisk (Julian): "..." *Sighs* "Yeah..."
Frogadier (Geo): "See! To be honest, the bruise kinda makes you a badass."
Heliolisk (Julian): "Well, for me, it doesn't. You're lucky I'm not going to use Thunderbolt on you."
Frogadier (Geo): "You're right about that."
*BLEEP*

Frogadier (Geo): "Oh Jayden. I thought you were Nashly for a second."
Honedge (Jayden): "The teenager? Nah, you think? You thought I was Elizabeth's crazy cousin who was going to kill our true and kind trainer. Or maybe it's because you are du-."
Frogadier (Geo): "Okay! Okay! I get it. Can you please stop and focus?"
Honedge (Jayden): "I knew talking crap is super effective."
Frogadier (Geo): "Oh God, I thought we're friends. I guess you didn't like me."
*Geo left that make Jayden felt horrible.*
Honedge (Jayden): "WAIT! Geo! I didn't mean it!"
Quilladin (Finn): "And they left."
*BLEEP*

Honedge (Jayden): "Seriously, I didn't mean to say it. Please, I beg for your forgiveness."
Frogadier (Geo): "Fine, I forgive you."
Honedge (Jayden): *Hugs Geo* "Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!"
Quilladin (Finn): "Screw it. I'm throwing the food anyway.
Frogadier (Geo): "Finn, no!"
*BLEEP*

Honedge (Jayden): "Uh...Geo..."
Braixen (Brittany): "Hm?"
Frogadier (Geo): "What? I was reading the damn script because someone didn't read it and look through."
Quilladin (Finn): "Hey!"
Honedge (Jayden): "There's one big problem."
Quilladin (Finn): "Well, say it."
Honedge (Jayden): "Nashly's gone."
The Kalos Starters: "Shit."
*BLEEP*

Nashly: *Sips her ice coffee* "Ah~ What a nice to drink something warm. But seriously, where are they? They said they will be here on time."
*Nashly got a call.*
Nashly: "Hello?"
Melvin: *I'm sorry to say this, but Destiny wanted to go shopping again.*
Nashly: "Seriously?! This is the fifth time this week!"
*Nashly cursed about her a lot.*
Frogadier & Quilladin (Geo & Finn): "Not again."
Honedge (Jayden): "Oh my lord."
Braixen (Brittany): "She's alike like Bobby."
*BLEEP*

Nashly: "Why are you asking me that type of question?"
Frogadier (Geo): "No reason."
Nashly: "I'm just going downstairs to the living room cuz I'm tired of walking."
Raichu (Logan): "Be careful when you're stepping at."
Nashly: Oh please, I know that-."
Noibat (Nate): "Stairs!"
Nashly: "What do you meaAAAHHHHH!"
*Nashly almost fall down the stair. She slides a bit."
Raichu (Logan): "I told you... *Whispers* "Stupid bitch."
Nashly: "I heard that!"
*BLEEP*

In the Room:
Frogadier (Geo): *Humming while reading.*
Heliolisk (Julian): "What are you doing?"
Frogadier (Geo): "Nothing. I was just reading a book. Why, is something matter?"
Heliolisk (Julian): "Oh, never mind. Forget what I said that."
Frogadier (Geo): "If you say so."
*Silent*
Frogadier (Geo): *Humming while reading again.*
*Julian smacked his hands hard on a coffee table.*
Heliolisk (Julian): "I heard it again."
Frogadier (Geo): "Heard what."
Heliolisk (Julian): "You are literally humming."
Frogadier (Geo): "You must be crazy."
Heliolisk (Julian): "You mother-! You know what, I'm heading out."
*Julian left the room.*
Frogadier (Geo): *Laughs* "Man, this Julian...He always fell for it."
*Geo us humming peacefully until Julian kicks the door open.*
Frogadier (Geo): "Holy shit!"
Heliolisk (Julian): "Ah-Ha! I knew it! I knew you lying!"
Frogadier (Geo): "The hell, Julian! I thought you left."
Heliolisk (Julian): "Well guess what, I lied to your ass! Now it's my turn to beat yo ass! Thunderbolt!"
Frogadier (Geo): "Oh God no!"
*BLEEP*

Chapter 26:
Elizabeth: "Finished!"
Bobby: "Finally...Damn, Elizabeth. You write so well."
Elizabeth: "Thanks."
Darwin: "Dear God."
Elizabeth: "What happened?"
Darwin: "Geo fainted again."
Bobby: "Oh no. What did he do this time?"
Darwin: "He made Julian so mad, Julian have to beat him up with Thunderbolt."
Bobby: "Damn. Is he going to revive tho?"
Darwin: "Don't worry, Bullet says he can handle it."
With the Pokemon:
Ivysaur (Bullet): "I can't believe you just did that."
Heliolisk (Julian): "Hello, he started it. He askfor it."
Braixen (Brittany): "Bullet, just revive him."
Ivysaur (Bullet): "Okay, fine."
*Bullet healed Geo with revive.*
Frogadier (Geo): "Don't you dare, Julian!"
*Geo looked around as everyone was shocked.*
Frogadier (Geo): "...Uhm, did I say anything weird?"
*BLEEP*

Tony: "You say you have someone to meet, right?"
Professor Sycamore: "Yes, it is Diantha. Diantha, these are my three students."
Diantha: "It's a pleasure to meet...you all? I forgot who are they."
Darwin: "It was just me, Elizabeth, and Tony."
Diantha: "Oh! Okay! I get it now. We are going to start over again."
*BLEEP*

Nashly: "Why can you be helpful for once?"
*Nashly gets splash by Geo using Scald.*
Frogadier (Geo): "How about you behave and stop being like a bitch?!"
Gabite (Mateo): "Dude, you can't just say that-!"
Frogadier (Geo): "Zip it, Mateo! I'm talking!"
Gabite (Mateo): "And he interpret me. Great."
*BLEEP*

Bobby: "...What are they planning?"
Braixen (Brittany): "Planning to lure us to Lumiose to their location."
Bobby: "This is what she's doing to do with Liz."
Elizabeth: "Is something the matter?"
Bobby: "The reason- *Burps* "Oops, sorry. I didn't mean to-"
Tony & Victor: *Laughs* "HA HA HA HA HA!"
Bobby: "God, it is so embarrassing."
Elizabeth: "Did you eat something?"
Bobby: "Yeah...But can't you blame me, I was hungry."
*BLEEP*

Nashly: "Can anyone please help me?"
All: "No."
Nashly: "You two, Geo and Brittany! Get over here!"
Frogadier (Geo): "Why on earth would she want us for?"
*Nashly was behind them out of nowhere and pick Brittany's ear and Geo's furbbles*
Frogadier (Geo): "Hey! Watch it with the furbbles!"
Braixen (Brittany): "Ow! That really hurt!"
Quilladin (Finn): "You know they walk on their own, right!"
Nashly: "Don't care!"
*Geo and Brittany whacked Nashly with their fist on the forehead.*
Nashly: "Ow..."
Quilladin (Finn): "I told you."
*BLEEP*

Espurr (Lucy): "Hello?"
*Geo and Nashly look down at Lucy.*
Nashly: "AAAHHH! Kill it!"
Espurr (Lucy): *Yowls* "Don't hurt me."
Frogadier (Geo): *Hugs Lucy so tight* "No! She's too precious!"
*BLEEP*

Gabite (Mateo): "...Is that?"
Honedge (Jayden): "An Espurr?"
Espurr (Lucy): "Hi!"
Frogadier (Geo): "Yup. Nashly, I'm gonna say again to get your butt over here."
Gabite (Mateo): *Looks around* "Where is she?"
Honedge (Jayden): "Slap his shoulder* "She's right there, you dingus."
Gabite (Mateo): "Oh, I didn't see her there."
Nashly: "Wha- You didn't ever see me hiding behind the tree."
Gabite (Mateo): "Maybe because you were invisible that I couldn't find you."
*BLEEP*

Nashly: "So...How do you put the Espurr in the-." *Drops the Pokeball* "Dammit."
Frogadier (Geo): "You literally just drop your Pokeball on the ground."
Espurr (Lucy): *Giggles* "It's so funny."
Nashly: "Hardy-har-har."
*BLEEP*

Heliolisk (Julian): "How far are we?"
Frogadier (Geo): "We...weren't too far from here. But wasn't sure when the party is going to be started."
Gabite (Mateo): "I got the letter of the-" *Rips the invitation* "Uh-"
*Everyone was shocked expect Nashly was burst out laughing.*
Heliolisk (Julian): "Did you-"
Dewott (Randy): "Did you just rip it in half?"
Gabite (Mateo): "I think I did. It was an accident. I swear I didn't do it on purpose."
Nashly: *Laughs* "Oh my god. I'm really gonna take a picture seeing that reaction of yours."
Quilladin (Finn): "Can anybody get a copy of the letter?"
*BLEEP* (Rip party invitation.)

Frogadier (Geo): "I'm so stressed out. What about you, kid?"
Espurr (Lucy): *Yawns* "Me too. But I'm also happy to be here."
Frogadier (Geo): "I'm glad. I think we should play. What do you think, little one?"
Espurr (Lucy): "Yay! We should play teatime!"
Two hours later (While playing teatime):
Braixen (Brittany): *Yawns* "What's with the noise? Huh?"
Espurr (Lucy): "Monsieur Bubble Frog, may I have some tea?"
Frogadier (Geo): "Of course, Manquer."
Braixen (Brittany): *Chuckles* "What are you doing?"
*Geo turned around to see Brittany awake.*
Frogadier (Geo): "Oh, you're awake."
Espurr (Lucy): "Hi!"
Braixen (Brittany): "You are playing the little one, huh?"
Frogadier (Geo): "I have to. The kid wants it."
Espurr (Lucy): "But we have fun."
*BLEEP*

Elizabeth: "I'm gonna gather the items for the ascension."
Victor: "What are you playing?"
Elizabeth: "Hey Victor, I'm just playing Genshin Impact."
Victor: "Boring."
Hannah: "You're boring."
Victor: "Hey! What the- Bobby, you too."
Bobby: "What? It's fun."
*BLEEP*

Elizabeth: "Everyone who is reading this, thanks for reading the Chapters 25 and 26. I know you've been wondering: "When is the next chapters from the original gonna come?"
Tony: "Well, she was super busy with dealing the fricking lupus for God knows what. And she was also dealing with babysitting."
Elizabeth: "I got so distract with the game I play is Genshin Impact. If you don't know what this is, it's this."

Elizabeth: "It's a video game, of course. Anybody knows that. The game started when the two travelers were a brother and a sister who faced with a unknown God. You have to pick a twin who is a traveler. What I mean is Lumine (Female Traveler) or Aether (Male Traveler), whichever you prefer. The twin you chose will be separate from its sibling from a unknown God. And the traveler you played as was ended up in Mondstadt with Paimon. She or he wants to find his lost sibling. You'll get Amber, Keaya, and Lisa free as you play. If you want to unlocks players, go to the Paimon button to spend your wish you earn from defeating monsters or opening chests. Also you get Noelle while you try using Wish when you go the Paimom button and you can get Brabara while you almost done with the quest as you save Mondstadt from Stormterror (Dvalin). You can play with your friends and have a adventure together. You can play only four players in one game."
Tony: "If you're not interested, you don't have to play it. There are other games to play through."
Bobby: "Liz will be working on the original story along with the chapters."

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