Florian: So, some of you have been asking me why I don't have a girlfriend yet.
Florian: I wrote a song explaining why.
Florian: *Deep inhale*
Florian: *Deadpan* I'm gay.
This is exactly what it sounds like. I wasn't ever gonna publish, but there's a frustrating lack of Prodigy M... More
Florian: So, some of you have been asking me why I don't have a girlfriend yet.
Florian: I wrote a song explaining why.
Florian: *Deep inhale*
Florian: *Deadpan* I'm gay.
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