[boys gc]
Zayn: ms. Thirlwall just deleted the group chat.
Zayn: I was the last one out cause she removed us alphabetically.
Louis: Oh, how nice
Louis: removed alphabetically,, hmm. Sounds like something a teacher would do.
Harry: I feel sorry for her
Louis: for Jade?
Harry: no
Harry: for Adele
Niall: hahahahahahahaha
Louis: why?
Harry: you probably freaked her out
Louis: no, your funky ass killed her vibe
Liam: ?
Liam: I just woke up to find out how much trouble you guys are.
Louis: it's not like a group chat is needed for my soul to be refreshed.
Liam: Yes but they're upset cos of you
Louis: no they're not
Niall: You're the reason she removed the group chat.
Louis: Hey Liam, why don't you take Niall to church so you both could shut up.
Louis: It's just a fucking chat group
Liam: okay
Liam: Niall, lets go to church
Harry: I think Niall had a little contribution to that whole deleting a group chat thing.
Harry: he was saying a lot of "hi" too
Zayn: okay end of conversation.
Louis: ...
Louis: what if we wait for Niall to sleep and when he's sleeping, lets get him a tattoo
Zayn: I never thought of that, but sounds evil.
Niall: Wow, just wow. I'm never gonna sleep again😒
Harry: you ever think jade got a job on the side?
Harry: it's not like it's a big deal but like, she sounds like a teacher.
Niall: well, lets not make that a big deal
Niall: She's already upset cos louis called her single...
Louis: haha
[7 days later]
Niall: Jade just got herself a boyfriend
Louis: hahaha really?
Niall: Yeah, but it's just a rumour for now
Niall: she was hanging out with someone, I think the rizzle kicks guy
Zayn: she's fast
Louis: she took it personally
Harry: the Jordan Stephens one or the other one?
Louis: I'm pretty sure it's Jordan Stephens from who I can tell she would date
Harry: oh that guy?!
Harry: ed sheeran kissed him before. I was so angry
Harry: but TPWK anyway