Requested by @todorokistan66, thank you for being the first to request, I had fun writing another one of these since Billy and Stu have such fun energy that I can easily incorporate into a fun storyline. And an added thank you to @zannotfound for also requesting this! I'm so glad you guys like Billy and Stu as much as I do! Happy reading.
3rd POV
"Dickhead!" A voice rang out into the open air, turning heads and earning eyerolls. They were at it again, the dynamic trio, the three amigos, dumb, dumber, and dumbest, as they were known across campus.
The tallest of the 3 boys ran like an olympic runner across the large stretch of fresh spring grass, clutching a backpack tightly against his chest, laughing like an idiot. Nobody tried to stop him, mostly because they knew they couldn't, but a little bit because it was hilarious watching y/n run as fast as he could after his best friend, followed suit by the third musketeer, Billy Loomis.
"How the hell are you both so fucking fast?" Billy yelled breathlessly, slowing his sprint to a jog. The boy put his head between his legs to catch his breath for a moment, before composing himself to casually strut into the school, keeping an image of being too cool for the rest of the teens inside.
Billy greeted his peers with a very convincing fake smile and words of delight as he saw his friends approach. The boy quickly made an excuse to ditch the people he knew and go find his partners, only to be disappointed by their position.
Y/n was sat on top of Stu, who had his stomach pressed to the floor and y/n's backpack clutched with a death grip in his arms, Billy sighed, and watched the scene unfold without a word.
"I'm gonna count to 3 and if it's not in my arms when I'm done then you're never getting to class." Y/n gave his ultimatum, certain he could keep the 6'3 boy under him, even if everyone else knew it was impossible.
"Oh yeah? How about this, you count to 3, I keep your bag, and we fuck in the bathroom before class?" Stu retaliated loudly, making y/n go a shade of red one could only find on an apple, as well as getting Billy to laugh so hard he felt like throwing up.
"You fucking ass… one. Two.. I'm serious Stu, give it back..." The smaller boy hesitated. Stu took this moment of weakness and ran with it, hoisting himself up with y/n still on his back, grabbing the boys legs and dangling him helplessly upside down, his ankles over Stu's shoulders.
"Three! Isn't this fun y/n? I like your games!" Stu finished, hearing a scared squeak from behind him as y/n now saw his whole school from upside down. Stu then started his march to their Chemistry class, leaving y/n's backpack to be retrieved by Billy, who was on the floor at this point.
Y/n cried for Stu to put him down their whole way to class, Billy teasing him to add insult to injury. Stu sang a merry tune while walking and every now and then would shake his poor lover.
The three would make sexual and flirty jabs at each other often, though everyone thought it was like a game of gay chicken, and not that they were actually gay. They were amusing to watch, and people loved to watch their little shows every day, it was like a whole drama class who were always performing but as three young men.
Stu finally relented and put y/n down, the smaller boy landing in Billy's arms instead of on the floor, immediately death glaring at the taller boy.
"My shirt was in my face all the whole way here… everyone could see my…" y/n was quickly cut off by Billy, reaching under the boys shirt and giving his chest a little squeeze even though there was nothing to get hold of.
"Of your cute boobs! It was like looking at a chick with a cups the whole way down the hall, you know, if you couldn't see your dick through those pants I would have thought you were Casey!" Billy jabbed, taking a dig at one of the women in a different class with a smaller figure.
Y/n immediately went red and checked his pants, to make sure that Billy was only joking, before storming away from his jovial partners, both giggling at their pranks and jokes.
"Babe you forgot your backpack! Can't start Chem without your notes, right?" Stu teased, frustrating y/n even more. Y/n turned around and sulked back to the smug duo, snatching his bag from Stu, but never meeting either of their eyes.
"I hate you guys…" y/n tried to tease back, a weak insult to be sure but it did manage to get a dramatic reaction out of the taller boy, who clutched his chest and gave a pained look to his smaller lover.
Billy on the other hand grew a terrifying, sadistic look, smiling venomously and taking y/n's chin gently between his fingers, turning his face to look Billy directly in the eyes.
"Prove it." Billy's voice dripped with an uncomfortable amount of perverted anticipation. Y/n shivered and tried to pull away, but before anyone could make another move the professor walked in.
Everyone took a seat fairly quickly, y/n sitting right between Billy and Stu of his own volition, knowing he wouldn't want to sit anywhere else, even with the torture he'd endured that morning.
The lectured started as normal and y/n thought the rest of the day might go off without a hitch, quickly discovering that wouldn't be the case when a wandering hand found its way to his ass.
Y/n side eyed Stu, who looked innocent of all crimes, his left hand writing in the worst handwriting y/n had ever seen, while his right continued to grope the smaller boy.
The h/c haired boy rolled his eyes and continued to take notes before letting out a surprised squeak, feeling a second hand on him. Y/n looked sharply to Billy, who also played innocent and ignored the eyes now on him.
"You guys are fucking gross." Y/n whispered, sighing and continuing to take notes. The trio sat at the back of the class quietly, nobody taking notice to the two boys in the aisle seats shamelessly fondling the poor, squirming boy in the middle seat.
The entire lab was embarrassingly uncomfortable for poor y/n, and when the bell rang for break, and he assumed he was free, he was pulled into a bathroom stall for more perverted comments and gestures.
"If I was a woman you two would get in so much trouble for this..." Y/n mumbled, giving Billy's neck a kiss while Stu ran his hands up and down y/n's sides.
"Oh we know, good thing we don't like women, huh Billy?" Stu joked, earning a scoff from his smaller counterpart.
"Says you. Women fucking rock." Billy commented, running a gentle hang over y/n's cheek, as if to say that he was still more important than a woman despite his comment.
The three joked and fooled around for their 15 minute break, never actually getting too far but just enough to fluster the trio, each seeing how far they could push the other before class started again.
"You're both disgusting perverts!" Y/n yelled as they walked through the halls to their next classes, gaining looks from passing students.
"Well we kinda have to be this perverted to cancel you out babes..." Stu mocked, before listing every sexual act he could think of to blame, and embarrass y/n.
"Ok, ok, I get it! Can we please just get to class now..." Y/n muttered, putting his head down to hide his blush, disgusted at Stu's openness.
The trio continued to tease one another all the way down the hall, insulting and embarrassing each other to no end, as high school boys tend to do.
Their second class went much like the first, with a little bit more tormenting the teacher, then, just like that, it was lunch hour.
Y/n was sprawled comfortably across Billy and Stu's legs, staring up at the sky and running his fingers through Stu's fluffy hair.
"Can I eat please?" Stu looked down at y/n away from his sandwich. Y/n twirled a bit of Stu's blonde hair in his fingers.
"Absolutely not, I'm gonna keep bothering you, love you!" The smaller h/c haired boy smiled sweetly, earning an eyeroll in return. Billy scoffed and pulled y/n closer to him, dragging him away from Stu.
"Let him eat, he looks like a twig, he needs the nutrients or whatever." Billy said, hugging y/n tight to his chest so he couldn't get away. The three continued that way for a while, cracking jokes and teasing one another.
"I'm sick of this. I hate math! I wanna go home..." Stu mumbled before their next class started, which gave Billy an idea.
"Ok, let's skip it then, and the rest of the day too. We can go watch a movie back at your place! I can drive?" Billy chimed in, watching as his two partners faces lit up like trees on Christmas.
And off they went, no math for the wicked they say. The boys destination was Stu's home and the plans for the rest of their free day was horror movies and hanging out...
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I'm so sorry this took so long to come out and that the ending was rushed but man I am beat... I wanted to make this one a bit longer than my other shots since it was a double request and I wanted to make it special for the people reading but I was a bit in over my head, I hope you all don't mind that it's not the best, and thanks again for sticking with me! Happy reading