So yes, this is probably not my best idea but at this point, I was gonna roll with it.
"So you want to do this?"
"Greasy, we want this!"
"No I don't, I want to go back to bed!"
"I'll just manifest that you change your mind. Okay so I have like an idea."
"Hit me with it"
"Steve once said that the dude who made the super soldier serum died straight after he went all muscle man, thats why it was only him and Bucky. So they wanted to recreate that serum and they took his blood."
"Yeah, but they took a lot of his blood.."
"Because they didn't know what they were doing, it was like in the 40's and the scientists didn't not how to re-create it. What if the senator was trying to put my powers in someone else and had a scientist who knew what he was doing!"
"Then he would only need a small amount, but why?"
"More powerful soldiers, people who can bend the elements at will, who are also loyal to him.."
"It's a theory.."
"20 bucks if I'm right.."
"Deal, cause its too out there to be true.."
You see, I had never planned a mission, that was Steves thing. I also only had one teammate, so I wasn't really in the best shape.
"Okay I have a sort of plan.."
"Okay, let's hear it!"
"Senator Ross has seven hair appointments last week and-"
"How the hell did you figure that one out! Did you stalk him or something?!"
"Of course not!"
No I definitely stalked him, he really isn't that interesting of a dude.
"Thats why you missed training, to spy on a white man!"
"For our top secret mission!"
"So you admit it, you're actually did that!"
Nobody could know about this mission, that was clear to me. Steve and Tony would shut me down and I couldn't have that.
"He walks into the hairdressers and then stays for hours each day, I believe there's like a base in the basement, where they are giving someone my powers-"
"We don't know that for sure!"
"-where they are elegiacally giving someone my powers. I wanna send you in there and scope it out.."
"I will not"
"Come one.."
"I refuse.."
"Why?!"
"It will be embarrassing!"
"Maybe they can sort out the whole grease thing.."
"Y/N I will not do it"
Don't worry, he did do it.
I pulled up to the dodgy hairdresser that Ross visited daily and sent Loki inside to get a hair cut. Loki was my eyes and just like I suspected, the senator strolled in.
"Keep eyes on him, steel otter.."
I was in Loki's car, which he bought and 100% did not steal, communicating with him over coms. Steel Otter was his code name, because I googled how the code names thing worked and this is funny.
"I told you not to call me that.."
"Shut up and watch him!"
"He's going into the back.."
"Well follow him dumbass!"
Loki was able to get to a certain point, where he saw Ross and two agents walk into the back and then just disappear.
"Okay you were right, there's something going on in there!"
"Nice hair, looks clean for once!"
"Shut up and drive!"
Loki had arrived back to his car to explain what he saw, bring me to phase two of the operation.
We made it back to my room, where I has kept the plans for the mission on JARVIS. I made it so that if you wanted to access these plans, you had to say a super secret password in that said room.
"Project Take Down"
It's a cool name, I know, I came up with it myself and I'm particularly proud of it.
"Password?"
"Steve likes Bucky"
"Accepted"
I know, amazing password too.
"So Loki, for phase two of this plan we will be busting into the underground base at 2 in the morning, so that it will be empty.."
"Just the two of us?"
"Of course, what could go wrong?"
A lot..
"I'll be ready.."
In the dead of night, we both snuck out of the tower and made our way to my first top secret bust. I never really got to do these missions when my father had a say in it. He was always so scared I would die, I mean I'm not that clumsy and alive it a really good look on me.
We entered the pitch black hairdressers and started our search.
"Loki.." I whisper shouted.
"Did you find something?"
"Wouldn't it be fun if they made movies based on our lives and missions, the people would love it!"
"Thats what you're thinking, in this exact moment, thats the thought in which comes to mind!"
"What? I just said what came to mind!"
"But thats-"
"You stoped talking, you never stop talk what happened!"
What had happened was I found a big shinny red button and what do you do when you find a big shinny red button? You press that bitch.
"I hit a red button..."
"Your never supposed to hit a big red-"
"It opened a secret door!"
"Okay I guess hitting buttons are cool know, I don't last I checked you weren't supposed to do that.."
The button revealed a staircase, a spooky staircase. We walked down it, do it for the vine kids.
"Its like something out of a horror movie!"
"Being friends with you is like a fucking horror movie"
Thanks Loki.
We arrived into a super high tech lab, like this bitch was glowing white from all the table tops. After searching for a few minutes, we can across a set of files for male soldiers, showing every little thing about them.
"Loki, I think that moneys mine.."
"Sadly, so do I"
There was everything, knifes, needles, other sciencey thingys I knew nothing about. Then I turned a corner, revealing a man working with some sort of liquids.
"Who are you?"
He turned around, dropping his jaw and revealing a devilish smile.
"I never thought I would get to see you up close, up close in all of your powerful glory.."
"Bitch I asked you a question.."
"I am the scientist that knows how to make more people like you.."
"Can you like give me a name, or your insta, cause your very dramatic and I really don't have time for this"
"Dr. Liam Parkerson.."
"Do you work for Senator Ross?"
"I can't tell you that.."
"Why not?"
"Because it would spoil the fun.."
"You not answering me, makes my think that you do.."
"Clever girl, I know how-"
"Listen, I don't have time for this and I got what I need, you are making versions of me to add to the US army-"
"Not the army.."
"Come again?!"
"To become the senators on-call, new and improved Avengers. Because let's face it, you're all replaceable and we can use death to make that happen!"
Okay so the bitch just threatened me and my homies lives, because why the hell not. Just when I thought this situation could not get worse, the bestie arrived.
"I should have known you would come looking.."
"Senator Ross. Loki, get in here with my cash!"
"He's not coming.."
"Oh what did you do to greasy!"
"He's been taken care of!"
Fuck sake this man really thought he could stop a god?
"Hm okay.."
"What does that mean?"
"I mean this plan of yours isn't so great.."
"So if it was your plan, what would you do?"
"No attempt to take out a god.."
"He's out cold what's the worst that could-"
Yeah I would have thought to really check if I had knocked a god out cold, because when he wakes up, that bitch is gonna be pissed. So pissed, that you would receive a rack of test tubes to your head, just to return the blow to the head.
"That was very satisfying.." Loki giggled..
"God, the super bro's are quaking.."
My god the super bros we're doing just that. Let's check on them, shall we?
"Hey, where's Y/N?" Wanda asked.
Wanda and Bucky had been out getting food and missed the entire ordeal last week. That being when is when I accuses a kinda powerful government dude of being dirty. Therefore when the Avengers awoke to a tripped silent alarm at 2 in the morning, then knew I was sus.
"Do you think she is the one who left?"
"My brother is not here either!"
They made their way to my room, asking for a history on what I had done using JARVIS.
"What the hell is Project Take Down?" Thor asked.
"Sick name.." Bucky chuckled, thanks dude.
"JARVIS access that file for me"
"Password?"
"She passworded it? Tony can't you over ride that?!"
"I'm trying!"
Tony fiddled with his system for a minute, before being able to gain access without needing my amazing password.
"She is going for the senator, she really believes he's trying something!" Steve scoffed.
"Well we have to get her, before she does something she regrets!" Tony said.
Well Steve, I don't regret things, you can't live that way baby it will only drag you down.
"Hang on a moment. You left Y/N when she so clearly needed you and now you wanna take this win off of her hands?! Why didn't I know about this?!" Wanda inputed.
"We just want her safe, this is all nonsense!"
"If she is going for someone this powerful, do you really think she's making it up? I'm coming with you."
"No your not"
"Steve, I'm coming!"
"I said no!"
"I'll just stay in the car, I just want her to be okay!"
Instead, I was interrogating Dr. Parkerson, getting everything I could on his little operation.
"I need more of your blood.."
"And why is that?"
"I'm so close to success, there's just something missing that I can't place my finger on.."
"You are not getting my blood. Have you been successful?"
"No, not as of yet.."
I heard a door close, this wasn't going to be pretty. I prepared myself for a fight and got Loki to stay with the doctor as to not let him make a getaway.
"Who's there?"
I threw some fire and had veins at he ready. The person turned the corner and just before I could attack, I recognised it to be my favourite man in spandex.
"Steve.. what are you doing in this creepy basement lab thing that you definitely shouldn't know about.."
"Looking for you! Why is the senator on the floor!?"
"Shit um, so in summary, Loki owes me 20 bucks because I was right.."
"No I don't, it wasn't for soldiers, it was for a new Avengers type group!"
"I was close-"
"What the hell is going on!"
"Shit. Hey Tony, you look pretty.."
"Start talking, now kid!"
"So basically the senator stole my blood, to give to that scientist, to make a powerful group of people to replace the Avengers and be under his command.."
"So you were right?!" Tony said, I defeated you hoe.
"Of course I was right, I mean if you listened to me more often you would be much better off!"
There was the door again. This time I knew it was someone out to get me.
"Okay on my count, 1, 2-"
"Stop!"
"Wanda?" I said, letting out a relieved smile.
I ran and hugged her, what the hell was she doing here, it definitely wasn't safe.
"Are you okay Y/N?!"
"Of course I am, what are you doing-"
"You said you would wait in the car!"
"You were taking forever!"
"Okay we need to leave, it's not safe for anyone here.."
"I'm glad your okay Y/N.." Wanda said as we were leaving.
"I'm glad you believed in me Maximoff.."
"What how did you-"
"Because the boys were way less upset about this whole thing, I guessed someone talked them down and then got benched to the car.."
"Hm.."
In the end, the senator lost it all. He was doing illegal experiments and the doctor was put away too. I was a bit on a hero around the tower, as was Loki. I very much liked the privileges of proving I was right, I should do it more often.
"So Loki, pair up on secret missions again in the future?" Loki said.
"Hells yeah, how does next week sound?"
"Perfect.."
"Oh shit, what happens if Prince Phillip sneezed?!"
"Y/N, he would literally turn to dust.."
"True.."