Warning: Some of these quotes might be inaccurate due to the fact they're either submissions, or I was retarded as hell!
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Monaca: Huh? We made it?
Nagito: I carried you while you took a nap.
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Masaru: Not to worry, I have a permit!
Nagisa: ...This just says, "I can do what I want."
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Komaru: You won't regret this!
Toko: I-I'm pretty sure I will..!
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Shuichi: ...Gonta, what are you doing?
Gonta, surrounded by 15 bugs: *smiles* Gonta building family!
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Ryoko: Do you like my outfit?
Yasuke: Not as much as I like what's underneath it.
Ryoko: *g a s p* Matsuda-Kun!!
Yasuke: No, I need your chair. Get up.
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Byakuya: What happened to you, commoner?
Hina: ..I don't wanna talk about it.
Byakuya: Good. We don't want to hear about it.
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Komaru, wearing Toko's glasses: How do I look?
Toko, squinting: I-I have no idea..
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An edgy-loner character on TV: Do you know...? Do you KNOW what it's like to be AFRAID of YOURSELF?
Akane, thinking of the entire bag of family-sized spicy Doritos™ she just ate: God, man, I sure do-
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Hiro: You call it "really bad at darts," I call it freestyle acupuncture.
Bartender: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to leave the bar.
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Kazuichi: Haha, goodbyes are so awkward. Like, do I go in for a kiss, or what?
Sonia, a McDonald's employee: Please just take your food.
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Himiko: Nyeh.. I'm exhausted.
Rantaro: You didn't do anything.
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Miu: "Fuck school," I say as I do all my homework and aim for A's!
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Junko: UwU
Izuru: I wish I had never met you.
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Shuichi: Ah yes, my train of thought.
Shuichi: Or as I like to call it, the anxiety express.
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Ibuki: Sometimes Ibuki talks to herself for no reason.
Ibuki: Oh! Me too!!
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Kokichi: I may be trash, but I'm high quality trash!
Kokichi: Premium trash!
Kokichi: Grade A trash!
Kokichi: The kind of trash your mom would look at and say "should this be recycling?"
Kokichi: Yeah, I'm that kinda trash.
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Makoto: Hey uh, what should I do with these files?
Byakuya: Oh, just run those by Kyoko.
Makoto: Um, ok.
Makoto: *Runs past Kyoko*
Kyoko: What was that?
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Any male: H-
Tenko, ready to attack him: beGONE, DEGENERATE!
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Kaede: H-
Miu: BITCH!
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Tenko: What's your name, beautiful?
Himiko: ..Go away.
Tenko: Sounds exotic! I'm Tenko!
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Gonta: Don't be sad!
Himiko: ..Why not?
Gonta: ....Gonta not have good answer..
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Kokichi: *tears up* I-I'm so sensitive.. I'm gonna cry-
Miu: Who the fuck cares you dramatic lil' piece of shit!
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Hiro: *takes a long swig from a flask*
Waiter: Sir, no outside drinks are permitted.
Hiro, hoarsely: This is flour.
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Kaito: We can't lose! Because we have this.
Kaito: *points to heart*
Shuichi, confused: We have heart..?
Kaito: Heart? No, me! I'm pointing at myself. I'm gonna win this for us, that's for sure!
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Toko: *watching Komaru sleep*
Toko: She's my life, my love, my everything.. She looks so peaceful when she's sleeping..! I love her so mu-
Komaru: *starts snoring*
Toko: I can't live like this
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Ibuki: Which country has the most birds?
Ibuki: Portugeese!
Ibuki: Wait
Mahiru: That's a language.
Chiaki: Portugull
Mahiru: Nice recovery!
Hiyoko: Don't you mean "nice redovery"?
Teruteru: Turkey! How did we miss Turkey?
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Shuichi: Why are you so quiet?
Maki: I don't waste words.
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Hifumi: What brings you here on this beautiful morning?
Makoto: ..It's raining.
Hifumi: That is liquid sunshine, my friend!
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Miu: Hey! What the fuck are you looking at?!?!
Kokichi: Not sure.. buut it's preeeeetty hideous
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Tenko: *enters password; Himiko*
Computer: Your password is weak.
Tenko: *lifts computer up*
Tenko: *throws it out the window*
Tenko: WHO'S WEAK NOW?!
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Fuyuhiko: If you don't draw sunglasses on the sun, then fuck you.
Hajime: BUT IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Fuyuhiko: FUCK YOU!
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*At a shooting range*
Hiro: This is great!
Kanon: You've never used a gun before, huh?
Hiro, throwing another gun at the target: I need more guns
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Mahiru: We need a distraction. Are any of you good at jumping up and down and making annoying noises?
Ibuki: Ooh!! My time has come!!
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Kirumi: What will this accomplish, Gonta? What are you trying to do?
Gonta, through heavy tears: My best!
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Kazuichi: Hey! Wanna hear a joke?
Kokichi: Nah I'm already looking at one!
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Himiko: *self-depreciating thoughts*
Tenko, in the middle of the night: *wakes up in a cold sweat*
Tenko: Something's definitely wrong!
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Maki: I have to kill him.
Kaede: Who?
Maki: *stares at Kaito*
Kaede: ..Why?
Maki: I don't know how to flirt with him.
Maki: So he has to die.
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Miu: Oh my fucking god! Do you ever stop with the 'I want to die' crap?!
Ryoma: I'll stop when I'm dead, that's for sure.
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Nagito: Do you ever imagine what it would be like to die? ..In a fire?
Hajime: ..Who even invited you here?
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Kokichi: *says something random*
Tsumugi: Actually... That's not true.
Kokichi: Hey, do you have a map?
Tsumugi: No, why?
Kokichi: Cuz I was trying to find where I asked for your opinion.
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Nagisa, entering the room: Hey guys sorry I was doing stuff.
Monaca: Monaca is stuff!
Masaru, Jataro, Kotoko and Nagisa:
(They're adults now so s h u s h)
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Leon: Always make sure to chew your food properly, kids.
Also Leon: Also make sure to screw in your tongue piercings tightly.
Ibuki: You swallowed a tongue piercing, didn't you?
Leon: I sure fucking did.
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Teruteru: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties—
Kazuichi: *laughing uncontrollably*
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Komaru tooootally buys this for Toko and Toko doesn't know if she should laugh or not.
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Kazuichi: If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together~
Sonia: At least N and O are already together.
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*Doorbell rings*
Ryoma: I hope it's death.
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Rantaro: That's not funny.
Kokichi: Aww man..! I thought it was!
Rantaro: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Ibuki: Hey, Hinata-Chan! Try to guess the word I'm thinking of right now! And it's not "Rock"!
Hajime: *sigh*
Hajime: "Car".
Ibuki: Nope!
Hajime: I don't know, "Apple"?
Ibuki: Nuh-uh! Give up?
Hajime: ..Yeah.
Ibuki: It was "Rock"!! Kyahaha!!!
*later on*
Ibuki: Okay Hajime-Chan! I'm thinking of another word.
Ibuki: This time, it's definitely not "Rock"!
Ibuki: Can you guess what it is?
Hajime: Is it "Rock"?
Ibuki: Waah!! Get out of my head! Get out of my head!!!
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