Shouto: 3 days
Shouto: 3 FUCKING DAYS
Natsuo: What?
Shouto: It's been 3 fucking days since Touya was deleted wtf
Shouto: He hasn't thrown a brick at my window
Shouto: He hasn't talked about watching Frozen with Hawks
Shouto: He hasn't been taunting Izuku and I about fucking
Shouto: He hasn't been making dick jokes
Shouto: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
Natsuo: It sounds like someone's got the case of "I miss my older brother, I want him back 🥺"
Shouto: I don't FUCKING MISS TOUYA, HE WAS AN ASS
Izuku: Smh why tf you lying </3
Shouto: I—
Izuku: I saw you moping yesterday because you were bored not being able to yell at him
Shouto: What are you talking about? That obviously didn't happen
Izuku: Says the one who was laying on my lap yesterday making sad faces the whole time whenever you got a notification that wasn't from him
Shouto: That's not what happened
Shouto: You said you wouldn't give me attention because I forgot to bring you your other shoe earlier, that's why I was frowning
Izuku: And Ashido and Kaminari were texting you and you frowned more when you saw who it was from
Izuku: Because you miss Touya
Shouto: NUH UH
Izuku: YUH HUH
Shouto: Look, I can easily just replace him
Shouto: Watch
Shouto: Natsuo, be Touya for me
Natsuo: AY BET
Natsuo has changed his name to The Cooler Touya.
The Cooler Touya: Dick
Shouto: See, it's like he was never gone
Izuku: uhuh...
Fuyumi: I'm starting to think all of you are stupid
The Cooler Touya: Yeah, you're right
The Cooler Touya: Especially Shouto
Shouto: See, he even does the crappy insults correctly
The Cooler Touya: You're damn right, I'm doing my fucking job correctly
The Cooler Touya: The only thing I won't do is flirt with Hawks, because I ain't trying to mess up Touya's relationship here
Shouto: Get you a brother as awesome as Natsuo
The Cooler Touya: Stfu I'm Touya now
Shouto: Ah
Shouto: My mistake
Shouto: Touya
Keigo: Yeah this is nice and all, but I just want you guys to know that Touya hasn't shown up in 3 days and I'm worried as fuck ;-;
Izuku: Huh??? Wait wdym?
Keigo: After he got "deleted" he hasn't been around
Shouto: I only poured water on him
Shouto: It's not like I erased him from existence
Shouto: If I did, there goes an entire plot down the drain
The Cooler Touya: Don't talk about plot here, the fourth wall is broken as it is you inbred
Keigo: But he's gone, and usually he only leaves me alone when he's doing something illegal
Shouto: ...Not like it's your job to stop that but okay
Keigo: It's just so sad
Keigo: I miss the Yakitori
Keigo: The cuddles
Keigo: The kisses
Keigo: And let's not forget my favorite of them all
Shouto: You better not fucking say it
Keigo: The Frozen sessions 😔
Shouto: Ugh
Shouto: This is so sad, Touya, play Despacito
Izuku: Shouto! Don't be mean to Hawks like that >:(
Shouto: You're not my father
Izuku: But I can be your daddy ;)
The Cooler Touya: ...
The Cooler Touya: I was never here
Shouto: No.
Izuku: Hmph >:T
Izuku: Look, all I'm saying is that we should try and help Hawks
Shouto: But I don't feel sorry
Izuku: Shouto
Shouto: No
Izuku: Shouto.
Shouto: No
Izuku: Shouto Todoroki.
Shouto: Oh so it's gonna be like that
Izuku: Yeah.
Shouto: Izuku, be reasonable here
Izuku: No. Now you get no cuddles for a week.
Shouto: THAT'S BULLSHIT
Izuku: You know what's also bullshit?
Shouto: ughhhhh what
Izuku: That you won't help Hawks.
Shouto: That doesn't mean you have to revoke my cuddle privileges
Izuku: Fine then.
Izuku: No kisses for a month.
Shouto: KISSES!?
Shouto: FOR A MONTH!?
Izuku: Yeah.
Shouto: You're so fucking mean, what did I ever do, all I did was love you and now I get this
Izuku: Shouto Todoroki, all you have to do is help Hawks. It's as simple as that.
Shouto: You fucker, these rules suck
Izuku: You're just saying that because they're not in your favor.
Shouto: Well... DUH
Izuku: You whine too much.
Shouto: You love me
Izuku: Yeah, I do... <3
Shouto: I love you too <3
Shouto: So anyway, back to the topic at hand
Shouto: Can I have my kissing privileges back
Izuku: No!
Izuku: Not until you help Hawks with our Touya issue!
Shouto: Fuck I thought that would work
Izuku: You're so stupid 🙄
Shouto: A N D Y O U ' R E P E R F E C T
Izuku: Are you trying to win me over by complimenting me?
Shouto: Yes
Izuku: Well it's not working
Shouto: You're troublesome
The Cooler Touya: CAN YOU GUYS STOP BEING SO FUCKING ADORABLE BEFORE I FUCKING DIE
Keigo: I'd also like to make a complaint
Shouto: What is it this time 🙄
Izuku: If you don't stop that, I will bite you
Shouto: Kinky
Izuku: I—
The Cooler Touya: And you say that you're nothing like Touya
Shouto: Ofc I'm not
The Cooler Touya: Dumbass
Izuku: Shouto, stop getting sidetracked, help Hawks or else we're not sleeping in the same bed tonight
Shouto: F U C K
Shouto: F I N E
Shouto: Hawks
Shouto: Where was the last place you say Touya?
Fuyumi: Are we just gonna ignore the fact that they sleep in the same bed?
The Cooler Touya: And I perfectly condone it
The Cooler Touya: I hope Shouto's getting the most outta that ass
Shouto: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Izuku: Oh yeah, don't worry, he does
Shouto: YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE END TO ME
Shouto has left the chat.
Shouto has re-joined the chat.
Shouto: Fuck you, I can't leave because of you
Izuku: Mhm that's what I thought 😊
The Cooler Touya: So y'all fucked, right?
Shouto: If I admitted it, would Touya be informed
The Cooler Touya: Well I mean, if it just so happens to slip out...
Shouto: Then no
The Cooler Touya: sigh
Shouto: Anyway, Hawks
Keigo: Yeah?
Shouto: Where was the last place you saw Touya?
Keigo: Well we were at the top of Tōjinbō, listening to the water, looking off at the sea
Keigo: Then he said, something along the lines of "Shouto's a little bitch. I'm gonna put a fish in his bed"
Shouto: Of course he did 😑
Keigo: So then he told me to go get some Yakitori for us since we were gonna be staying there for a while
Keigo: So I flew home and came back and he was gone
Keigo: It's fucking heartbreaking 😭😭😭
Shouto: I think I know where he is
Fuyumi: What the fuck is that screaming
Touya has been added.
Touya: YOUR FATASS JUST CRUSHED ME
Shouto: That's what you get for being under my bed
Touya: I HAD THE PERFECT PLAN SET IN MOTION, I HATE YOU
Shouto: You're annoying
Touya: AND YOU'RE A BITCH
The Cooler Touya: Ah here we are, back to normal
Touya: AND JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!?
The Cooler Touya: The Cooler Touya
The Cooler Touya: Smh can't you read?
Touya: I— Natsu, the fuck're you doing
The Cooler Touya: I'm TOUYA stfu
Shouto: What the fuck's going on
The Cooler Touya: This
The Cooler Touya: