CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD. NCT

By shibuui

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"i wanna peg you so bad rn" "what..?" "sorry autocorrect i meant hey good morning" started: i dont remember l... More

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<3
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┌───── -ˋˏ ∵✉︎∴ ˎˊ- ─────┐
MESSAGES
└───── -ˋˏ ∵✉︎∴ ˎˊ- ─────┘

╭─────────────────
╰──➤      HOORAY 4 BOOBIES

SUN RIKO:
i am so sorry i love the lgbtq
but if a girl pushed me up againts
a wall and called me names i would
probably nut and yes i realized this
after seeing a tiktok about it

MOON NARI:
id scream w/o the s

TEN:
this is why we dont have rights

SUN RIKO:
ian and mickey lesbian edition

MOON NARI:
i mean that one scene where they
beat the shit out of each other and
then make out 🙏 pls god ive seen
what youve done for others

JUNG JAEHYUN:
why do u guys have a degradation
kink wtf

KANG AERA:
riko nari pls go see a therapist

LEE DONGHYUCK:
praise is where its at <3

SUN RIYU:
um??????

SUN RIKO:
BYE I FORGOT SHE WAS
IN THIS GC

SUN RIYU:
die

SUN RIKO:
right back at u

SUN RIKO:
it is literally so easy to kill
u its not even funny

SUN RIKO:
jk yes it is

SUN RIYU:
EXCUSE ME

TEN:
huh

SUN RIKO:
did u guys know that riyus
allergic to dust, pollen and
seafood???

SUN RIKO:
and shes lactose intolerant

SUN RIYU:
bye

MOON NARI:
rest in peace babe 🙏

LEE DONGHYUCK:
yes i already knew that

MARK LEE:
SHES LACTOSE INTOLERANT??

SUN RIKO:
yes

MARK LEE:
then why did she eat the yogurt
i gave her 😰

SUN RIYU:
because u bought it for me 💔

MARK LEE:
ayo 💔

KANG AERA:
cool

KANG AERA:
anyways a little birdie told
me hyuck invited all of his
friwnds to come help nari
and jungwoo move tomorrow

LEE DONGHYUCK:
oops

MOON NARI:
oh yea i told him we would
need a lot of help since johnny
bought me a rose quartz bathtub

WONG LUCAS:
HE WHAT

JOHNNY SUH:
yup

JOHNNY SUH:
look at this beauty 😏💯

JOHNNY SUH:


MARK LEE:
SHEEEEESH

SUN RIKO:
AYO I WANT ONE

KANG AERA:
hey nari baby ur not seeing anyone
im not seeing anyone 😏🙏👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

LEE DONGHYUCK:
🤨

SUN RIKO:
🤨

MARK LEE:
uh

KIM JUNGWOO:
i thank the universe everyday
for making nari my roommate

MOON NARI:
yea sadly its fake since i didnt
want it to lose color and also
hyuck told me crystals can
disappear once theyve done
what theyre supposed to do
and apparently rose quartz is
used for like romance and self
love so i feel like it would
disappear pretty quickly

JUNG JAEHYUN:
how come

MOON NARI:
well ive come to a point in life
where i look at myself in the mirror
and think to myself fuck ur my ideal
type i wish there was another u

MOON NARI:


LEE DONGHYUCK:
i mean

WONG LUCAS:
valid

SUN RIKO:
as u should sexy 🙏

JOHNNY SUH:
yeah anyways it was pretty
expensive but a real rose quartz
bathtub wouldve costed me a
L O T  more

TEN:
u really are too kind johnathan

KANG AERA:
how come my sugar mommy
never buys me stuff that
expensive 💔💔

SUN RIKO:
LISTEN IM NOT THAT RICH

SUN RIKO:
i can buy u a new camera since
u broke ur last one

WONG LUCAS:
yo thats right i was wondering
what happened w aeras whole
photographing thing

WONG LUCAS:
she did the markhyuck photoshoot
and never spoke about it again

KANG AERA:
i was gonna ask jaehyun to
model for me but my roommate
dropped my camera and i havent
bought a new one yet

SUN RIKO:
FINE since u keep begging i'll buy
u a new camera

KANG AERA:
yo riko i really love u yknow 💔

SUN RIKO:
yes i know baby 💔

MARK LEE:
hyuck i feel u now 🙏

LEE DONGHYUCK:
huh

KANG AERA:
YO HOLD ON

KANG AERA:
NARI CHANGED THE SUBJECT
BEFORE I GOT TO FINISH WHAT
I WAS GONNA SAY

KANG AERA:
@ HYUCK HOW DARE U INVITE
JAEMIN DO U KNOW HOW
AWKWARD THINGS ARE BETWEEN
US RN

LEE DONGHYUCK:
PLS IM SORRY I TOTALLY FORGOT

MARK LEE:
i wouldve beat him up if i wasnt
in canada right now 💔

SUN RIKO:
its ok marky i'll beat him up for u💯

MARK LEE:
thank u so much best friend 💯

KANG AERA:
im srs going to cry wtf

LEE DONGHYUCK:
listen i can ask him not to come
if u dont feel comfortable w him
being there

KANG AERA:
no its ok i like ur other friends
so i gotta move past that whole
awkward stage to be able to
hang out w them again yknow

WONG LUCAS:
well i invited yuki

WONG LUCAS:
obv after asking jwoo and nari
if it was alright

MOON NARI:
yuki is the loml im not even joking

KIM JUNGWOO:
yeah i look forward to meeting her

KANG AERA:
AAAAAA YUKI <333333




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