lol im writing this while im in science. it's the periodic table of elements unit. Therefore this idea lmao
Athena: Aight guys listen up. Today's lesson will be on the Periodic Table of Elements.
Hephaestus: But I already know all of them!
Hermes: Me tooooo
Hephaestus: :0 wat Hermes u do??
Hermes: Of course I do! IS THAT AN INSULT??
Apollo: Guys chill.
Athena: Yeah chill. Anyways (shows them a poster of the table)
Zeus: THERE SHOULD BE A ZEUSIUM!
Athena: Sorry father there is no Zeusium.
Zeus: WELL WHO MADE THIS TABLE?? WHY DIDNT THEY PUT A ZEUSIUM????
Athena: AS I WAS SAYING they're not all metals. Some are metalloids, non-metals, noble gases-
Apollo: (elbows Dionysus) pfft- gas.
(Apollo and Dionysus just burst out laughing)
Hermes: OH LOOK! MERCURY! THATS MEEEEEE!
Athena: Yes, Hermes.
Hermes: HAHAHAHAHHAA I GET AN ELEMENT! (zoops around the rooms with his flying shoes)
Zeus: (weeps) That guy gets an element and I dont? Unfair
Prometheus: (randomly bursts into the room) HEY! THERES A PROMETHIUM!
Zeus: wAT
Athena: (facepalms) Yes, yes there is. Now where the heck did you come from? I thought you were chained up-
Prometheus: *chuckles* Im in danger. (runs)
Poseidon: AYYY NEPTUNIUM!
Hades: AYYY PLUTONIUM!
Zeus: wAT
(Hades and Poseidon chest bump)
Demeter: Hey why is it only their Roman counterparts who get elements named after them?
Hermes: YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS CUZ THERES NO DEMETERIUM OR CERESIUM!
Athena: Great question Demeter-
Zeus: THERES NO JUPITERIUM EITHER???
Apollo: THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU!
Zeus: THE WORLD DOESNT REVOLVE AROUND YOU EITHER!
Apollo: WELL I'M KINDA THE SUN AND THE EARTH GOES AROUND THE SUN SO TECHNICALLY IT DOES!
Athena: I don't get paid enough for this.