Disclaimer: I do not own any of the art. Food Wars: Shokugeki No Souma is owned by Yūto Tsukuda and does not belong to me either. This is set just after the end of the fourth season. This chapter is also based off a text conversation I had with my friend. Love ya, crackhead.
The survey on who to ship Kurokiba with is still open. Please comment your opinion! Author-chan out!
Cooks on Crack
Kurokiba: hey
Kurokiba: ass pics
Isami: say what now
Kurokiba: send some ass pics
Ikumi: wtf 🤩
Hisako: WHAT?!
Kurokiba: hand the ass pics over/j
Hayama: uh
Megumi: Are you feeling okay, Kurokiba-kun? This isn't like you
Isshiki: sure! have mine for free
Hisako: Please don't.
Souma: lol he would tho
Isshiki:
Hisako: Ah! Please don't look, Erina-sama!
Souma: ehh kinda used to it by now ngl
Isami: welp
Kurokiba: come on ppl
Kurokiba: hand em over
Hayama: ...
Ikumi: ...
Takumi: ...
Isami: ...
Kurokiba: itsajokeplsdontkillme
Megumi: Um, this really isn't like Kurokiba at all!
Souma: ...maybe I want to send some tho...
Kurokiba: 👀
Souma: want to see? 😉
Kurokiba: sure 🤠
Isami: megumi's right, since when does kurokiba use emojis?
Isshiki: OHO
Takumi: damn
Souma: enjoy 😏
Souma:
Ikumi: lmao
Kurokiba: thank u 😌
Takumi: oh
Isami: thought so lol
Souma: LMFAOOOOOOOO
Souma: ASS PICS- U RLY THOUGHT-
Kurokiba: 🤷
Isshiki: I MEAN-
Souma: HORNEEEEE
Isshiki: NOT LIKE U HAVE ANY ROOM TO TALK
Erina: We all knew you were joking by the ellipses, Souma-kun.
Souma: did you tho 😃
Erina: Yes.
Isshiki: i bet takumi wishes he wasn't 😏
Souma:
Isami: go to horny jail Isshiki-senpai
Alice: WTF MISS DID U STEAL MY PHONE
Alice: WHERE ARE U
Kurokiba: calm down ryo-kun! jeez!
Ikumi: ohhhh
Hayama: and there's the real kurokiba that we all know and love
Isshiki: or did u mean "that I know and love"
Megumi: That explains why Kurokiba was acting so strange! Alice stole his phone, and Kurokiba must have found hers.
Isami: lol
Alice: FUCK U GIMME MY PHONE
Kurokiba: ok ok! jeez, ryo-kun, u could be nicer abt it!
Alice: I DONT CARE FUCK U
Souma: it looks so weird seeing y'all talk with the opposite usernames
Takumi: agreed
Erina: Whatever.
Kurokiba: but like
Kurokiba: did y'all enjoy seeing ryo ask for ass pics lmao
Ikumi: well it wasn't something that u see every day
Isshiki: lmao it was great
Isami: most interesting thing i've seen yet
Megumi: It was very unexpected
Souma: it was hilarious ngl
Hayama: no comment
Isshiki: 😏😏😏
Souma: if u say so, hayama-kun. if u say so.