{parody of Your New Boyfriend by Wilbur Soot}
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be,
when I was a kid on AO3
I thought when I got older,
I'd write my stories I told her
Now I'm 16 and I published on the internet,
Watt-pad views not the best I'll be honest
If I could change a single thing,
I'd make it AO3 here
But I'm on your screen,
and it's in your rough drafts
I've got the floor,
and it's just a back track
And even though you've got your own tales,
doesn't mean I can't make you stare
Anyway make the most of it,
cause we move on pretty bloody quick
your new author's an asshole,
Woo!
Yea I've read your books,
of course I've read your books
The ones that take reads away from me,
you knew what to write instantly
I know cause you won't stop telling me,
I've seen your comfort, angst, and hurt stuff
Not to mention you're writing fluff
I've though about your planning style,
I'm not copping tho
Oh your living the dream,
Oh your living the dream
Make all the things we want to see
your living the dream,
Oh your living the dream
Write all the things we want to read
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If you want me to finish it I can. I made it in the car then wouldn't stop singing it so I didn't forget it. Tell me what you think.
I sang it along to an instrumental version of it and I think it fits okay.