Your POV
I'm in the man cave helping the others solve a crime. Mitch, the bully kid at school, got attacked by Mr.Nice guy. Right now we're trying to get a sketch of him from the police.
"Schwoz, did the police send you a sketch yet?" Henry asks.
"Uh, they're trying but they're using outdated technology," Schwoz explains.
"But that's slower than email," I say, drinking some water.
"True," Charlotte adds.
"Facts!" Schwoz nods.
"Facts?" I question.
"No! Fax! Like telephone," Schwoz explains, "they're sending me sketch clues via fax machine,"
Suddenly Ray jumps up.
"I got him!" He cheers.
"You did?!" I ask.
"You got him?" Charlotte asks.
"You found out who Mr.Nice guy is?" Henry asks.
"Noooo! I found tickets to the new battle of the pigs movie," Ray says.
"Oh my gosh!" I groan as Ray starts to leave.
"Ray!" Henry says.
"Get back here!" Charlotte says.
"Why?!" Ray asks.
"We're working on a case here!" Charlotte exclaims.
"Yeah! You can see-" I get interrupted by Piper walking in with something in her mouth.
"Oh my goodness! Piper what's in your mouth?" Henry asks his sister.
"Mmm!!" She muffled.
I suddenly get a text from her.
"I was minding my own business, talking loudly on the phone when this man grabbed it from me and shoved it in," I read aloud
"How are you texting?" Charlotte asks.
"With your tongue?" I ask and Piper nods.
"Impressive!" Charlotte smiles.
"The sketch is coming in!" Schwoz exclaims and we all gather around.
A piece of paper comes out of the fax machine, revealing a sketch of a smiley face.
"It's a person with a smiley face," I say.
"So this is Mr.Nice Guy?" Henry asks, "Did he do this to you?"
Piper nods at him.
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We're currently trying to get Pipers phone out of her mouth. Schwoz is putting a compressor in her nose holes while we put tubes in her ears. Let's hope she doesn't blow into a balloon and pop. I don't wanna be cleaning up Piper guts. The machine should blow enough air so it pushes her phone out of her mouth.
"Nose holes are secure," Schwoz says.
"Your corks are corked," I say to Henry.
"Henry, start the compressor," Schwoz instructs.
"Compressing," Henry says, turning on the machine.
"Once this goes past 500 PSI, peepers phone will fly out of her mouth," Schwoz says.
"Ready to catch the phone?" Charlotte asks Ray.
"Yeah spit in the mit," Ray says, holding up a glove. The compressor starts and gets louder as it blows into Pipers mouth. Ava and Jasper walk in from the elevator.
"Hey guys, we just saw Battle-"
Pipers phone blows out of her mouth and hits Ava in the face, knocking her over. Henry grabs my arms and puts me behind him.
"Owww!!!" Ava winces.
Charlotte grabs Piper and makes sure she's okay.
"Is your Jaw okay?" She asks.
"Yeah," Piper replies.
"You okay?" Jasper asks, helping Ava stand up.
"Yeah but owww- can I get some ice?" Ava asks.
"Sure, come with me," Jasper says, taking Ava to the back room.
"Wait? Why did a phone hit me in the face?" Ava asks.
"Someone shoved her phone in her mouth," Henry says.
"Oh no!" Ava exclaims.
"Nice!" Jasper smiles and we all glare at him.
"What?! Raise your hand if you would've done that?!" Jasper asks and we all raise our hands, including Piper.
"Can I just get some ice?!" Ava exclaims.
"Sure Ava bear," Jasper says.
"So what happened?" I ask as we turn to Piper.
"Well I was on the phone after watching Battle Pigs 4 and-"
"How great was that ending?" I smile.
Henry, Charlotte, and I saw the movie yesterday. She wanted to be the third wheel on our date. She felt awkward but it was fun.
"So great!" She smiles.
"Yeah I can't believe Captain Porkchop is-"
"DON'T SPOIL IT!" Ray yells out to Henry.
"Ahh!" I exclaim, startled.
"Anyway, I was talking and this man in a smiley face mask, grabbed my phone and shoved it inside my mouth saying, USE YOUR INSIDE VOICE," Piper explains.
"Wait what did you say?" I ask.
"He said use your inside voice," Piper says.
"No, what mask did he have on?" I ask.
"A smiley face mask," She replies.
"I have a theory about who I think Mr. Nice Guy is," Charlotte says.
"But isn't that rude though?" Piper asks us.
"You really shouldn't talk loud on your phone," I advise.
"Yeah, Mr.Wallabee taught you better," Charlotte says.
Jasper and Ava walk back in.
I smirk and get an idea.
"Hey, y/n's making her idea face," Henry says.
"I have a theory that Mr.Nice guy could be Mr.Wallabee because one of his rules is 'use your inside voice' and Piper was talking loudly on the phone so...." I pause and smile.
"And he has these seven golden rules," Charlotte adds.
"Rule one: Never litter," Jasper sings and snaps playfully.
"No singing buddy," Ava smiles at her boyfriend.
"Rule two: Put things from where you got them," Piper adds.
"He sounds lame," Schwoz smirks.
"To whom are we talking about?" Jasper asks.
"Who, it's 'who' Jasper, common grammar usage, like inside of using 'you are' all the time, you use 'you're'," I explain.
"Exactly!" Charlotte adds.
"Anyway, I think I just thought of something," I say.
"Me too!" Charlotte adds.
"That grammar rules don't apply to you?" Jasper smirks.
"Common usage!" I scream and try to attack him.
"Yeah!" Charlotte screams but Ava stops her from attacking while Henry stops me.
"Shh! Breathe okay?" Henry says, rubbing my back.
I breathe and calm down.
"Any what were you two thinking?" Ava asks.
"Well, Piper, Mitch Bilsky, and that trashy girl from nacho ball all violated one of Mr.Wallabees rules," I explain, "and like I said, Piper was violating the 'use your inside voice' rule.
"Exactly! Don't litter, put things where you got them, inside voices," Ava says.
"Wow! You are so smart!" Jasper smiles.
"It's 'you're' but I guess that could work too," I shrug.
"So you girls think Mr.Wallabee is Mr.Nice Guy?" Piper asks us.
"Affirmative," I smile.
"No way, Mr.Wallabee is like the sweetest guy! Tom Hanks would play him in a movie," Henry scoffs.
"You don't believe your own girlfriend?" I glare at Henry.
"No....but I'm just saying that.....oh never mind," Henry says.
"Maybe Mr.Nice Guy is like some friend of Mr.Wallabee," Charlotte says.
"Or maybe like someone who works on the show?" I ask.
"It's whom!" Jasper glares at me.
"THATS IT!! GRAMMAR FIGHT!! WHOEVER CAN SPEAK IN A WHOLE SENTENCE ABOUT SOMETHING OF MY CHOOSING WITH CORRECT GRAMMAR , WINS!" Charlotte screams and I hold her back from attacking Jasper.
"OH ITS ON!" Jasper yells out.
"Okay okay!" Ray says, stepping between us.
"I'm choosing the subject will be about anything but usage of 'you're'!" Charlotte says.
We're doing Girls Vs Boys. Well Piper is on a team with Henry and Jasper while Ava, Charlotte, and I are on a team.
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While Ray and Henry decide to go talk to Mr.Wallabee. I wanted to stay with the others since we're having a picnic in the park together.
I wanted to wear my cute yellow dress since it's sunny outside. We forgot the ketchup for our meatloaf so we're heading back to the Man Cave. The only reason I wanted to stay back is because the boys said they'll take care of the situation.
"Hey we forgot the-"
"SHHH!!" Henry exclaims, covering my mouth.
"What?!" I whisper yell.
"We're questioning Mr.Snail Mail and we don't want you guys to get exposed!" Ray whisper yells.
"Uhh this is Girl Danger but I won't be joining you because I'm Uhh going out....." I say.
Ava and Jasper get ketchup from the auto snacker as the boys cover Snail Mails eyes,"
"BYEEEE!!!!" Jasper yells as Ava covers his mouth.
"Oh no! We forgot the meatloaf!" I exclaim.
We walk back into the man Cave and argue with the boys as Ava and Jasper grab the meatloaf.
We leave them alone but the picnic is very fun. Charlotte, Piper, Ava, and I had a gymnastics competition where we do cartwheels and Schwoz and Jasper cheer for us.
"My turn!" I grin, doing a cartwheel.
"Yesss! Go y/n!" Jasper cheers.
I finish and smile at the boys. Jasper gives me a 10 and Schwoz gives me a 9. I understand because my kicking in the air was a bit off.
End of chapter, I feel like this chapter wasn't one of my best ones. Although next is a season 4 book special- Sick and Wired.
Also I'm very excited to write my iCarly book. I'm definitely excited to write iReally love you but that won't be for a while since I'm only on the second chapter of my book that I'm writing. It'll take time since I have to watch clips, look at the transcript, figure some things out and put it all together.
Also for future chapters I'll put more moments of you and Henry and Jasper and Ava moments. Aka #Java!
Anyways! I hope you liked this chapter :)