Florida: Whenever Gov walks by you I want you to cuss him out, okay Liberty?
Liberty, Gov's parrot: Okay!
~Later~
Gov: FLORIDA!
Louisiana: What'd ya do now, sha?
Florida, cackling: Nothing too bad!
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NC: Gimme kiss.
Georgia: Give you kiss?
NC: Gimme kiss.
Georgia: kisses
NC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Georgia:
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Idaho: I really like flowers!
Oregon: That's nice.
~Later~
Idaho: Why are there so many flowers vases in the house?
Oregon: I have no idea.
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California: I have only met Austin for a few minutes but if anything happens to him I'm killing everyone in this room and then myself.
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Gov: Why did I agree to go to one of your swamps for our anniversary?
Florida: Because you love me!
Gov: I question why everyday...
Florida: We're here!
Gov: We're where?
A crocodile swims up to them and opens it mouth, revealing a black box.
Florida: Ok, so I want you to reach into it's mouth and pull out the box!
Gov: .....
Gov: Absolutely not.
Florida: Come on it won't bite!
Gov: How would you know that?
Florida: Cause he's my friend!
Gov: I'm still not putting my hand in it's mouth.
Florida: Why not?
Gov: CAUSE IT'S A FUCKING ALLIGATOR??
Florida: IT'S A CROCODILE NOT AN ALLIGATOR!
Gov: I'M STILL NOT PUTTING MY HAND IN THAT THINGS MOUTH!
Florida: FINE I'LL DO IT!
Florida runs up to the crocodile grabbing the box and getting one one knee.
Florida: Since you were a fucking pussy and didn't get the box, I had to do it myself.
Florida: Will you marry me Gov?
DC: .....
Gov: WHY THE FUCK COULD YOU NOT PROPOSE TO ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON!?
Florida: IS THAT A YES OR NO?
Gov: IT'S A YES.
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Arkansas, crawling into a washing machine: I am disgusted and revolted. I worship our lord and savior Jesus and THIS IS THE THANKS I GET!?
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Cali: Can I say something in the microphone?
Tennessee: Yes, but only about our lord Jesus.
Cali: ....
Cali: Worship Satan.
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Florida: Have I ever told you how much I love you?
Gov: ....
Gov: What the fuck did you do?
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PA: Listen up you little fucks!
PA: Not you Maryland , we love you and we're glad you're here.
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IDC: What did you have for dinner?
DC: A salad.
DC: A fruit salad.
DC: Most of it was grapes.
DC: All of it was grapes.
DC: Fremented grapes.
DC: Wine I had wine for dinner.
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Ohio: That's why Voldormort is the worst state!
Indiana: That's nice hun, but what do you want for dinner?