hey shawties
sry been a couple days forgot abt wattpad
n e ways
so i have recently had nothing but kaebedo on the brain,,,,,just them,,,,,they are taking up all of the space,,,,,,they must leave
but i realized that they are probs such a comfort ship to me bc THEY ARE SO SIMILAR TO SOUKOKU
im listening to isabellas lullaby rn its very nice im gonna cry
anyways
SO KAEBEDO
before i elaborate i must warn you STORMBRINGER SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND I THINK GENSHIN SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if u dont want to be spoiled just skip past this chapter pls n thank u
OK LISTEN
so kaebedo is on the brain brrr brainrot yeah we know
BUT!
as i analyzed them i realized oh my god wait i love them so much because their trope is exactly like soukoku's no wonder
allow me to explain
so in stormbringer its confirmed that chuuya isnt human although he desperately wants to be
and ALBEDO is also not human
that enough is my explanation
BUT WAIT THERES MORE
so dazai is the only one that can stop chuuya from being his own end right
forget abt aether for a moment this aint about him
but many people have made theories that kaeya will probs be a traitor (which i hope are so false i love him too much) but hes also khaenri'ahn n people make connections to him n albedo bc of that n he can find a way to help albedo not lose himself n destroy mondstadt since they're both *of* khaenri'ah (albedo was made by khaenri'ahn technology)
LISten IT STILL WORKS
further more
dazai and kaeya: tall fruity boys
chuuya and albedo: short fruity boys
need i say more
BUT ALSO DAZAI N KAEYAS PERSONALITIES?! ON PAR
sure diff traumas n shit and kaeya is not a suicidalmaniacandmassmurderer BUT SAME FLIRTY COCKY MEN THAT COVER UP THEIR TRAUMA AND HURTING WITH HUMOR
less i forget that both of them had someone that they loved and cared for who is now no longer in their lives (ahem oda ahem ahem diluc)
can u tell that i also kin both of them
just i just
them
soukoku and kaebedo (derogatory)
i hate the gays /j
i just rly love the trope of non human short dumbass and only one that can save them tall dumbass
is that even a real trope
too bad i just made it one
anyways i could go so much further into this but like LISTEN...........i just think they're neat.
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