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Chapter 66
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Tw: alcohol
"twitch im 17 in like 3 hours and we're in good ol Germany so don't ban me please" I said before taking a sip of Schlatt's beer,
"so now I eat snow?" I ask, Niki nods and hands me a snowball.
"I love eating snow" i hum as I take bits off of the ice.
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"CHAT we're finally at the rental house" I skipped through the front door slightly tipsy.
"hold my beer—no more drinking" Schlatt ordered as he handed me his drink.
"alrighty J-man whatever you say" I gave an approving thumbs up as he turned the corner.
"Incredible, one of the worst performances of my career and they never doubted it for a second" I said in my Ferris Bueller impression before tipping the bottle towards my phone and taking a drink.
✅ cadarino: badass
SavvyTheDavvy: FERRIS MY BELOVED
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"T-minus 2 hours and 30 minutes until officially 17" Dream patted my head as he came into the room.
"and then I can finally practice magic outside of Hogwarts!" I did jazz hands.
"giggle's a funny word" Ranboo giggled as Iris shoved him into a chair.
"he literally had a glass of champagne and half a beer" Iris rubbed her temples as Ranboo gazed at things around the room mindlessly.
"its German beer" Niki mentioned, "its stronger"
"he's so gone" Tommy smirked,
"lets just hope we he doesn't do the thing where he laughs on the floor for the rest of eternity" Alex stated.
"10 bucks he'll end up like that in the next hour" Schlatt comes back into the room,
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"chat, who should we call?"
"We always call Phil when we're high, might as well call him drunk" Schlatt mentioned,
"The mirror's image, it tells me it's home time, But I'm not finished, cause you're not by my side" I start mumbling the lyrics of the Artic Monkeys song "Why'd you always call me when you're high"
"dad?" I say softly,
"children" Phil sighed as he answered the call,
"DAD!" I whoop,
"I've been watching your stream for like 10 seconds—please don't tell me you're high again" Phil stressed,
"no" I shook my head,
"oh thank god—"
"we're drunk this time" I finished, and on the other end you could hear Phil slamming his head onto the desk.
"Will—why—are you giving 16 YEAR OLDS drinks" Phil groaned,
"they're 16—in Germany—its legal" Wilbur explained,
"YEAH BUT OLLIE IS AMERICAN—SO IS RANBOO—AND IRIS FOR THAT MATTER"
"and?"
"THE LEGAL DRINKING AGE IS 21 IN THE US" he finished with a wheeze,
"well we're not on us land so technically im of legal drinking age—in Germany" I shrugged,
"this shouldn't be funny" Phil suppressed a smile,
"it kinda is, but don't give anything for Ranboo to laugh about, once he starts he can't stop" I glanced over at Ranboo, playing with his tie, and smiling as he listened to the conversation.
"everything's funny these days" Ranboo giggled.
"im going to end the call before you start lecturing us—but say hi to mom for us!" I rush,
"no more drinking—" I end Phil's words by closing the voice channel.
"who next?" I ask,
"who's online right now?"
"SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM SAM" I repeated as I rung the one and only,
"hello?"
"SAM!" I greet,
"yes?" he sighs
"are you drunk?" I ask shockingly,
"no—why would I be—are you drunk?"
"how many time DAD! I don't do drugs, only marijuana" I quote Steve Harrington,
"you are drunk" Sam affirms,
"don't worry Ranboo is drunk too" I assure, (yet I don't know why it would assure Sam at all)
"RANBOO? MY BELOVED?" Sam cries,
"beloved's a funny word too" Ranboo giggles,
"What's going on in here eh?!" I hear a new voice join the call,
"JACK MANIFALLLL" I cheer in the Fundy accent,
"TIS ME JACK MANIFALL" his British accent rings through the call,
"jack are you drunk too?" Sam asks with a hint of worry in his voice,
"NO why would I be drunk mate?" Jack patronized,
"I don't know apparently everyone else is drunk right now" Sam rushed,
"Jack's just always perpetually drunk" Alex laughed,
"well yeah might as well be in this CRUEL WORLD" Jack sighed,
"CRUEL WORLD EH? I FOOKIN TELL YOU THE CRUEL WORLD YOU BASTARD" an Irish voice had joined the call,
"MINX MINX DO YOUR SHOES NEED SHINING?"
"yeah they do actually" Minx mentioned,
"this is the weirdest call of people I've ever seen—" Sam sighed,
"anyone wanna place bets on who's going to join next?" I ask, before anyone has the chance to speak, another discord notification rings,
"ok I can't stay for long because it's a school night and I wanna play some bedwars—" Grayson starts,
"PURPLED" I whoop,
"ew his name starts with a P" Tommy gags,
"I will purposefully make every person on the planet that has a name starting with the letter P join this call" I smiled out of spite,
"ok we need everyone we know to join—who's next, who's next" I start to chant, within the next couple seconds we hear the ding and race to see who it is.
"what are you muffins doing?"
"YEAHHHHHH" I jump in my seat, "BAD HI BADBOYHALO DO YOU HAVE SOME MIKE HARDS ON YOU BY CHANCE?"
"HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE IN THIS CALL" Bad shocks, which leaves a mix of glitchy responses as everyone tries to answer at once.
"we're trying to get a lot of people on" I say simply, which is interrupted by another person.
"hiiii baddd" Skeppy's voice teases,
"oh hi Skeppy! What are we doing here?" Bad laughs lightly,
"I don't know I'm getting a lot of tweets to join this call so here I am" Skeppy states,
"ok so I know technically im not in your guys little club and all but im awake and I wanted to hear Schlatt's cute voice" Weston joins,
"C-JERK I LOVE YOUR WORK" I fan-girl with Weston for a little bit before someone else joins,
"George is joining in a minute but hey mamas" Sapnap excites,
"oh yes im here" George speaks,
"im—I don't know" Fundy starts but ends up not finishing,
"what have we started' Sam sighs,
"REVELOUTION BABY" Karl screams, which catches the entire group off guard, since we didn't know he was even in the call.
"Karl how are you?" I ask sincerely,
"im doing pretty good! And how are you Miss. Ollie?"
"Im fantastic thanks for asking!" our polite conversation is interrupted once again,
"did someone say ostriches?" Charlie's voice booms,
"CHARLIE SLIMECICLE HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING?" Tommy laughs,
"IM DOING JUST GREAT DEAREST TOMMY"
"I don't know why im even here I just wanted to eat a burrito in piece but im getting tweeted at like crazy—" Ted starts rambling,
"TED NIVISION HI YOU WANT TO EAT SOME NERD ROPE WITH US?" I joke,
"one day Ollie, one day" he sighs,
"I just want to get this done with—hi im here, please stop tagging me twitter, im leaving now" Corpse's deep voice interrupts before he leaves the channel.
"CHAT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU TAGGING"
✅ Cadarino: everybody.
"this isn't love or host—" Austin mutters,
"this is the collab of the century!" I smile,
"can we get AJR in here?" Weston gasps,
"I DON'T HAVE AJR'S DISCORD" I whine,
"AJR has discord?" Tubbo asks,
"yo what is up!" Eret laughs at the amount of people,
"ERET MY BICON" I welcome him,
"what is even going on in here—" Puffy ponders,
"oh hi other mom" I grin at her presence,
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Others join, and the call ends up with over 50 people. Over the next 2 hours people slowly start leaving, until the call is ended.
"chat that was so scary" I take a deep breathe, "but I definitely wanna do that again"
"what time were we planning on counting down your birth?" Techno asks,
"10:08" I answer.
"that's in about 15 minutes" Wilbur calculates with his ✨ dad watch ✨
In the meantime, we joked around mindlessly. Ranboo had taught Tubbo how to tie a tie, and we had played multiple games of GeoGuessr, (Wilbur winning every time)
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"10"
"9"
"8"
"7"
"6"
"5"
"4"
"3"
"2"
"1"
We watched as the clock ticked to 10:08,
"Im a seventeen-year-old now!" I cheer, and Dream ruffled my hair.
"congrats kid" Techno high fives me,
"why did this feel like new year's" Tubbo laughs,
"technically it's a new year of living for me" I acknowledged.
a/n:
tomorrow :')