The Haunted Studio
Kitty Noir: OUR STUDIO IS HAUNTED! I thought this stuff only happens to Xara...but here we are! haha!
Queen Mari: our studio is not haunted
*a loud thunder rumbles*
Kitty Noir: now?
Queen Mari: ...someone is trying to pull a prank on us
Kitty Noir: The only people I know who love doing that is Me! And Zippy...who isn't even here-ya know it could be her...
Queen Mari: no*gasps* did you make her your enemy when we went to get snacks at the store
Kitty Noir: Oh no Zippy isn't an enemy...she just loves her pranks...you know it was her when you see glitter or her mark...see when she does a prank she carves a star wherever she knows you will find it...so LOOK FOR A STAR!
Queen Mari: It's clear skies today...
Kitty Noir: A CARVED star!
Queen Mari: Oh yeah *looks around*
Kitty Noir: *smh* Queenie Queenie Queenie
Queen Mari: I can't find a star!
Kitty Noir: Then it isn't Zippy! ...maybe Trap...I'm just thinking about the insane peeps from my base...Regan Hill maybe? Nah she would just kill Toretto and Nowhere...hmmmmm Kylie? Nope can't...she's with the Miraculous peeps those guys are pretty much quiet.
Queen Mari: WHICH MEANS THEY WERE PLANNING SOMETHING!
Kitty Noir: GASP YEAH!
Tony: Or the place is just plain haunted...
Me: Yeah...WAIT Tony? When did you get here?
Tony: *shrugs* I just walked...our base is only a couple hundred feet from the studio *Points to Kitty Noir's base*...plus Deya is in a bad mood and I had to escape that before she attacks me
Kitty Noir: ...huh...I should really start to spread out everything around here haha...did Valeria come over again?
Tony: ...no?
Kitty Noir: Tonyyyyyyy
Tony: Yeah...so what?
Kitty Noir: ...good question...OH YEAH! QUEENS GUESS WHAT?!
Tony: Cat no...
Kitty Noir: GUESS GUESS GUESS GUESS!
Baby Nussu: im too young to die
Queen Mari: Can you die?
Kitty Noir: What? No...TONY GOT A GIRLFRIEND!
Tony: *trying to hide his face right now*
Raven:*pops out of thin air* you have a girlfriend
Queen Mari: i thought i told you to go home
Raven: I knowww but Alexandra is boringgg
Kitty Noir: HAHA! Tony got one on Valentines dayyyyyyy her name is Valeria and she is very fun!
Tony: I should have just stayed with Deya...
Kitty Noir: You CHOSE to walk hover here, you suffer the consequences!
Raven: i did NOT approve this
Kitty Noir: ...nice...
Queen Mari: Don't you have a boyfriend Raven?
Raven: *laughs* no
Queen Mari: Tyrone ring a bell
Raven: no
Queen Mari: your cold hearted
Raven: And your in love with fictional characters!
*ThUnDeR NoIsEs*
Elizabeth*comes in running like she lost her phone charger* ahhhhhhhhh
Tony: And she's back...I'm just going back to-
Kitty Noir: *grabs his arm* You are staying here!
Queen Mari: i sent you home!!
Elizabeth. 1. You have a nice mirror and 2. What was that sound
Tony: This studio is haunted
Raven: a thunderstorm
Elizabeth:h-haunted?!?!
Kitty Noir: What? Can't take the heat?
Queen Mari:*start uncontrollably laughing*
Kitty Noir: *falls to the floor from laughing so hard*
Raven: ummm whats so funny
Queen Mari:*whips a tear away* well i'm laughing because her name is kitty noir cats go into heat she said can't take th heat- Also Elizabeth-you hair
Kitty Noir: Cat puns for free by that Queen of cats! But you have to pay $5 for admission...so gimme *holds out her hand for money*
Elizabeth: 1. Whats wrong with my hair and 2. We have to pay you to tortuer us
Kitty Noir: Yeah pretty much! Ya gotta pay $100 so I don't torture ya! Either way...gimme me money
Elizabeth: and your ok with this?
Queen Mari: i mean i think its a good idea-its better then her stealing
Kitty Noir: VERY true...now I steal money in a different way! Now gimme!
Elizabeth: I'm out..oh wait Tony i borrowed your hair brush and shampoo
Kitty Noir: gimme gimme gimme
Queen Mari: no your staying you had the chance to leave now pay her before she starts getting physical
Kitty Noir: *bouncing around singing* gimme gimme gimme gimme gimme
Queen Mari: wait..*takes out a credit card* here kitty i took Elizabeth's card yesterday
Kitty Noir: I only take CASH MONEY!
Elizabeth: that's my Golden card- it's one of a kind give it back
Queen Mari: no its kittys now
Kitty Noir: Ya know what I think I do take credit! *snatches it from Queenie* MINE!
*ThUnDeR NoIsEs*
Kitty Noir: *drops the card and screams* WE STILL HAUNTED! TAKE TONY! HE WASN'T GONNA SURVIVE LONG ANYWAY!
Tony: Hey!
Queen Mari: calm down
*clowns start laughing*
Queen mari: TAKE TONY I'M TOO YOUNG
Tony: I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE TOO!
Kitty Noir: You're 18. You've lived a full life!
Queen mari: yea *sniffs* i haven't touched a lion or a tiger yet
Tony: -_- how about it takes someone else who has experienced life to the fullest!
Queen Mari: don't you fight people for a living
Tony: *yells at the studio* TAKE HER FIRST! *points at Kitty Noir*
Kitty Noir: We sacrifice who we sacrifice Tony, there is no way outta it.
Queen Mari: I bet tony is behind all this~think about it besides Elizabeth who is the only one who want us to die
*GlAsS ShAtTeRs*
Tony: I CAN'T DIE!
Kitty Noir: Technically ALL humans are!
*camera replays Kitty saying ALL humans are!*
Queen Mari: yea not tony
Kitty Noir: XDD
Queen Mari: the only person that could be behind this is Raven or Mal, but Mal is with Voltage and Raven is under the couch
Kitty Noir: Where is Voltage?
Tony: I think he went out with Quickshot and Wheeljack...I don't really pay much attention to him unless he is trying to throw me across the room
Queen Mari: aww i wanna see that
Kitty Noir: OH I have it on video! Lookie! *shows Kittys laptops screen*
Tony: *on his phone minding his own business*
Voltage: FLY! *picks up Tony and YEETS him across the room*
Tony: What? NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *splats on that wall*
Kitty Noir: *dying of laughter*
*Video over*
Kitty Noir: *currently dying of laughter and puts the video on loop*
Tony: -_-
Queen Mari:*laughing* my stomach...
*Zombie~clown start walking into the room*
Kitty Noir: *ScReAmS and runs in circles* TAKE TONY! I'VE TASTED MYSELF BEFORE AND I DON'T TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Tony: *Screaming* NOR DO I!
Queen Mari:*screams even louder*
Elizabeth*faints dramatically *
Kitty Noir: AAAAAAAAAA GHOST ZOMBIE CLOWN! *runs into a wall and falls on the floor*
Tony: *Yeets his phone at it* TAKE ELIZABETH! SHE CAN'T EVEN DEFEND HERSELF RIGHT NOW!
Elizabeth:*wakes up* what you say to me!!
Tony: NEVERMIND! *starts running*
Kitty Noir: *picks up the camera and runs* I WANT TO LIVE at least until I turn 30...then I think I'm just about done with life by then dontcha think?
Queen Mari: *transforms* i shall not die
Tony: *runs after Kitty* DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THIS CLOWN!
Kitty Noir: TOO LATE! ALREADY DID! *runs out of the room*
*every door closes*
Kitty Noir: *Runs into a door and falls on hre aft* oof! OWWWWWWW!
*camera lands sideways on the floor but you can see what is going on...sideways...*
Queen Maris voice: TAKE THIS YOU UGLY CLOWN!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAA *Attacks the clown*
Tony: I DON'T WANT TO DIE! I'M TOO GOOD LOOKING TO DIE!
Kitty Noir: Yeah always say lies as your last words!
Tony: *curled up into a ball shivering*
Zombie Clown* FIghting Queenie*
Kitty Noir: *poofs a prod and Zapps the clown with it* EAT THIS CLOWN!
Zombie Clown: *takes the prod from Kitty*
Kitty Noir: ...welp...that didn't work... *turns into a cat and claws at the clown*
Zombie Clown: *picks her up by the tail*
Kitty Noir: *Meowing and hissing and trying to scratch the clown*
Elizabeth:*throwing stuff at a zombie clown*
Raven:*hiding under the couch*
Tony: *Still curled up in a ball shivering*
Kitty Noir: *MEOWING LIKE CRAZY*
Queen Mari:*all of a sudden remembers something* i have a zombie bunker
Tony: *Jumps up* WHERE?!
Kitty Noir: *still trying to get out of the clowns dirty hands*
Queen Mari:*makes a force shield around tony raven, and elizabeth. Then throws a brick at the zombie holding kitty *
Zombie Clown: *dropps Kitty Noir and falls on his aft*
Kitty Noir: *splats on her face on the floor and jumps up to hiss at the clown before transforming into her half human counterpart* Stupid clown
Queen Mari: hurry kitty
Kitty Noir: *runs behind the shield*
Queen Mari: raven open the portal
Raven: you told me not to
*everyone at once*
Queen Mari: DO IT!
Tony: OPEN IT!
Elizabeth: RAVEN!
Kitty Noir: OPEN THE DAMN PORTAL!
Raven: fine*opens the portal*
Kitty Noir: *jumps through to tackle Raven at the other side*
Queen Mari: *Lands perfectly on two feet*
Raven:ahhhh
Tony: *runs through the portal*
Elizabeth:*fell in when kitty tackled raven*
Kitty Noir: *sits on top of Raven* Where are we now? *starts singing* Where are you nowwwww? Alantissssss. Under the seaaaaaaaaa. Under the seeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaa. Where are you nowwwwwwww? Another dreammmmmmmmmmmmm. There's monsters running wild inside of meeeeeee. I'm FADEDDDDD!
Tony: Great now ya got her singing Alan Walker. NOW SHE WILL NEVER STOP!
Queen Mari: we are in Ravens bunker
Kitty Noir: I'M FADEDDDDDDDDD! SO LOST! I'M FADEDDDDD! I'M FADEDDDDDDDDD! SO LOST! I'M FADEDDDDDDDDD! These shallow waters never met what I neededddddddd. I'm letting goooo a deeper diveeeeee. Eternal silence of the seaaaaa I'm BREATHING! ALIVEEEEE! WHERE ARE YOU NOW-
Tony: *covers Kitty's mouth* Just stop...you sing that song too much
Kitty Noir: *bites his hand*
Tony: SHE BIT ME!
Kitty Noir: *Smiles*
Raven: GET OFFFF OF MEEEEEE
Kitty Noir: *stands up* hehe sowwy
Raven: now here are some rules
Kitty Noir: *groans* Uck rules
Raven: *reopens the portal* wanna go back and fight a zombie clown
Kitty Noir: I like rules *sits back down*
Queen mari: close that portal NOW
Raven*closes portal* rule number one don't touch anything. This bunker has ever you need
Kitty Noir: *is suddenly tempted to touch everything in the bunker* this is gonna be a loooooong day
Raven: Now i still haven't cleaned from when i did a little experience so try to act normal. I made this bunker so that i could-
Tony: OH! Let me guess! Clone me in secret!
Raven:*glares at him* actually it so i could make this place perfect for whoever steps in! Thats why i needed your DNA!!*walks off into another portal*
Kitty Noir: New reason every time...Alrighty all we need is some weapons to fight the clown! *poofs a sword and shield*
Queen Mari: look what you did Tony shes our only way out!
Tony: We have Cat! She can poof us!
Kitty Noir: I only know where our base is and Xara's base. I can really only poof in those places.
Tony: You are forgetting our base is next to the studio
Kitty Noir: ...oh yeah...XD
Queen Mari: our powers don't work here*tries using my powers to hit tony, but fails*
Tony: -_-
Kitty Noir: *continues poofing things* Mine work! Mine is SPECIAL power!
Queen Mari: wait for it
*everything starts glitching*
Kitty Noir: *looks at the pizza in her hand* eh I like it anyway *is about to bite it when it turns into a golf ball* HEY! MY PIZZA!
Elizabeth: what the RAVEN!!!!!!!!!
Raven:*comes from the room and lands on her bum* owww.....what do you want
Kitty Noir: For my poofs to work! *throws the golf ball at Raven and right when it hits her head it glitches to a foam cube*
Raven: -_- its for your safety. Your DNA is all in these tubes*hands them out* Good news is you all will be able to live in this world! Well except you Tony your results have not come back and i don't feel like checking
Kitty Noir: HA!
Tony: ...Can we just go back to base?
Queen Mari: wait...so you didn't know if we'd live when entering here!?!?!
Kitty Noir: *starts screaming*
Raven: no Kitty and your DNA is weird and has been altered which is you can do what you do, but Tony and Elizabeth are human
Kitty Noir: Alrighty then...why don't I just poof us there and a bunch of weapons and ATTACK that clown?
Elizabeth: you mean i could have died
Raven: yes...i wouldn't do that kitty it's not safe your powers don't really work here
Kitty Noir: ...then we make weapons and you portal us outta here...
Queen Mari:*detransforms* hey Raven can you open a portal for my castle
Elizabeth: castle! Can i come
Queen Mari: its for nussu he needs his energy
Elizabeth: oh
Raven: *opens a portal and clones of everyone walks out except one for Tony* meet your bodyguards
Kitty Noir: *looks at her bodyguard* eh...
Raven: you can change its settings. Anything you can do it can do better
Kitty Noir: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...NOW LETS GO! I WANNA GO BACK TO BASE! Me has planssss
Elizabeth: wait why doesn my bodyguard have split ends
Raven: Cause you had split ends when i did her
Queen Mari:*sits nussu on top of my head* mine looks pretty
Kitty Noir: XD Come on peoplesssss
Tony: Yeah lets go!
Queen Mari: wait Tony can you fight?
Tony: How else do you think I survived a war?
Kitty Noir: Kid has a point
Tony: I am older than you
Kitty Noir: Child shut it!
Queen Mari: I'm only asking cause you curled up into a ball plus you don't have a bodyguard
Tony: I have never fought a clown before! Decepticons? Yes! My crazy sister? ...actually that one is a no...but I fought people and won!
Queen Mari: just saying whoever is behind this might be tackling our fears there could be more then just zombie clowns
Kitty Noir: I haven't been locked alone in a small dark room yet so no fear there!
Raven: i'm scared of nothing
Elizabeth:says the girl who hid under the couch
Raven: says the girl who fainted
Queen Mari: enough Raven open the portal*transforms* Tony if you die....well i'll plan a wonder full funerall for you
Tony: Give me a mace and I can knock it out
Queen Mari: I'm not letting you touch ANY of my weapons
Tony: Fine by me. I can just sit and watch on the sidelines.
Raven: *opens portal* you do that and id watch your back i might slip and push you into a zombie clown
Tony: -_-
Queen Mari: lets go*walks through portal*
Kitty Noir:*Runs past Queenie*
Queen Mari:*almost falls* hey!*chases after her*
Elizabeth: lets go robot me
Robo ELizabeth: yea whatever*both walk through*
*inside the base everything is either burning, spraying water, or being destroyed by zombie clowns. There are also weird looking demon bunnies wearing ballerina tootoos
Kitty Noir: This is literally everything I hate all rolled into one big chaotic room...ATTACK! *poofs a sword and starts swinging it around madly*
Queen Mari:*starts acting like Doctor strange*
Kitty Noir: *starts running wildly ats tries to decapitate the clown*
*both Elizabeth's are throwing hair products and money at them.Robot Elizabeth is throwing brick money*
Tony: *YEETS a dagger at a demon ballerina bunny*
* dagger hits mal*
Mal: *in a soft voice* ow
Tony: EEEE *runs behind Kitty*
Mal: i see you've met my friends*glares at Tony*
Queen mari: your friends!?!?!?
Kitty Noir: I thought this place was haunted!
Mal: I've been working on my hunting skills.
Tony: Also...didn't you have a sparkling to keep entertained?
Mal: yea i left Arlon with voltage there playing with fire! I wish i could be there, but this studio won't haunt its self
Kitty Noir: Are you sure Quickshot and Wheeljack are okay with him playing with fire (GREAT movie by the way!)
Mal:m*laughs* yea..no
Kitty Noir: THEN WHY YOU LET HIM?!
Mal: cause he asked its kinda hard to say no to him
Kitty Noir: Well duh! Why ya think Quickshot just lets him take her rifle now? Though she draws the line at PLAYING WITH FIRE!
Mal: Arlon is responsible if it gets out of hand hell stop it...now lets get back to this haunting thing...*stares at tony* WHY DID YOU THROW A DAGGER AT ME
Tony: I THREW IT AT A BUNNY!
Mal: I WAS THE BUNNY*turns into a bunny then back to her human form*
Tony: Well how was I supposed to know that?!
Kitty Noir: In his defense...we never knew
Mal: you should have *floating upside down*
Queen Mari: soooo were are just going to ignore the fact that it was MAL that has been driving us crazy
Kitty Noir: Mal just poof dis away...plus...where's the camera? I think I lost it...
Tony: Here *hands it over*
Kitty Noir: Well...guess studio is not haunted...then I guess that wraps this up for today...right? Queens got anything to say to the camera?
Queen Mari: i have no words
Mal: you guys are no fun *makes everything go away*
Kitty Noir: *sticks out her tongue* ANYWAY! I guess that wraps up today. We love you all so much! BYE BYE!
*camera stops rolling*