July 20 th , 2004
They've had twenty six rows.
She's snapped at him fifty three times.
They've ignored each other in stony silence for approximately forty nine hours.
He's shouted at her forty two times.
She's threatened his genitalia twice.
He's insulted Weasley on six occasions.
They've gone out for coffee on twenty three afternoons.
He's been at her flat for four lunches.
Their hands have brushed eighteen times.
She's given him fifty five smiles.
They've had twenty one conversations that weren't about work.
He's stopped keeping track of the times he's gone to sleep thinking about her.