Our Fav Songs from Bart Baker

By Jayron_Dee

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So this is my other book guys! Enjoy! P.S = do not comment any harsh comments. Warning: MATURE LANGUAGE YOU A... More

Anaconda Parody
Break Free Parody
Shake It Off Parody
Fancy Parody
Problem Parody
Wiggle Parody
Booty Parody
Rude Parody
Blurred Lines Parody
Dark Horse Parody
We Can't Stop Parody
Wrecking Ball Parody
We Are One (Ole Ola) Parody
Animals Parody
Hello Kitty Parody
Happy Parody
All About That Bass Parody
Love Me Harder Parody
I Knew You Were Trouble Parody
Hangover Parody
Can't Remember To Forget You Parody
The Monster Parody
Applause Parody
Adore You Parody
Royals Parody
Blank Space Parody
Lips Are Movin Parody
Confident Parody
All That Matters Parody
22 Parody
Best Song Ever Parody
What About Love Parody
Bound 2 Parody
Pour It Up Parody
Gentleman Parody
Kiss You Parody
Started From The Bottom Parody
Thrift Shop Parody
Scream & Shout Parody
Gangnam Style Parody
Boyfriend Parody
What Makes You Beautiful Parody
Uptown Funk Parody
Call Me Maybe Parody
Sugar Parody
I Really Like You Parody
FourFiveSeconds Parody
Style Parody

Elastic Heart Parody

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Mommy please I don’t wanna do this. This guys gross.
I don’t give a damn, now start dancing and make me rich or I won’t feed you.

Prepare to watch a vid so dumb
You’ll be so grateful when it’s done
Shia LaBeouf doesn’t have much on
He looks like a half-naked dirty bum
And this little blonde girl is such a freak
With such an odd limber physique
The whole thing’s just them in a cage
Doing this pedophile ballet
Hey creep get away!
I’m twelve you’re twenty-eight!

No one’s going to understand what this is.
They’re gonna think we’re geniuses!
Your underwear’s dirty
And smells really putrid
I’m method acting that’s my shit
Good God you’re so
Disgusting!
Sia why aren’t you in this thing?

I don’t appear in videos or face the audience at shows.
Do you hate when folks watch you sing?
No it’s a pretentious art thing besides I’d rather people watch this
You two dancing like idiots.
Hey!
A mini-me but without boobs
And a creep whose beard looks like pubes
This does not seem legal!
This is art you asshole!

Who are you guys?
We are the FBI!
Put the twelve year old down now Shia.
You’re under arrest for dancing with a young child!
Hands up right now pedophile!
Don’t arrest him. This was all my idea
Who the hell are you?
I am Sia
If this pedo video was made by you.
I guess we will arrest you too!
There’s no need to arrest me.
I tweeted an apology!

Wow, I’ve got my next super-hero movie.
She’s got thick skin and an elastic heart.
It’s SIA oh she is perfect.
She’s already got a mask.
Covering her face and everything.
Got to go bail her out of jail.

In a world where hurtful bullying is running wild.
What kind of name is SIA anyway, huh?
The Transformers Movie sucked.

Humanities last hope may just be…
Leave that plagiarizing douche-bag alone.
Just who the hell are you – freak.
Yeah…freak!

A pretentious Australian singer-song writer.
Thick skin, elastic heart power. Activate.
Whatever you say, bounces off me and sticks to you.

That freaks mean.
Yeah… lets get out of here.
This summer from Stan Lee…
You saved my life.

THE WORST SUPER HERO MOVIE EVER.

Buckle up for the worst super hero movie ever to hit the big screen.

NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE

SIA, Shia LaBeouf and Kanye West as the evil bully overlord.
I ain’t gonna stop till I bully and bash every single artist who isn’t Beyonce and my next target is SIA!


COMING SOON.

Why do you always wear that mask anyway.
Oh…what were you hit in the face with a chandelier?
Oh….
What the hell! I thought you had thick skin.
Not as thick as your skull ass-wipe.

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