((Ri) why is it everyone thinks me and that fujioka boy are a couple? He's a dude I don't date guys
(Kh) maybe because your new in this club so many people question new joiners and think some may be dating
(Hh) your not the only one who gets mixed for people thinking one of us would be dating haruhi even though he is a guy
(T) I never get mixed for dating haruhi
(Kh) that's because every time your near him he pushes you away
(Ri) what would fujioka be pushing him away for?
(Ho) tama-chan is in love with haru-chan
(Ri) but fujioka is a boy so wouldn't that make him gay
(K) yes haruhi is a male and tamiki is a male as well
(Ri) so tamiki would have a crush on a male making him gay
(Hh) hey let's play kick the can
(Kh) I found this one *holds up paint can*
(Hh) let's do it common kasanoda haruhi boss
(T) yes coming *running around*
(Ri) who counts?
(T) I will *counting*
(Ri) *looks at box with bird in it* hey little guy
(H) hey kasanoda who's this little guy?
(Ri) fujioka, this is a bird I found it couldn't fly and I had his wing checked so they bandaged it
(H) hes cute *holding bird in both hands*
(Ri) "for a dude he looks so much like a chick but fujioka is a man"
(Hh) haruhi look out
*paint splatters all over haruhi*
(H) *bird flys out of hands* looks like his wings all better
(T) oh my gosh haruhi are you hurt?
(H) relax tamiki it's jest paint I'll go change
(T) I'm sorry I kicked the can the wrong way
(Ri) I'm gonna go check on fujioka *runs to changing room*
(K) you do realize he's headed to haruhi who is in the changing room
*tamiki, hikaru and kaoru freak out*
(Ri) hey fujioka you in here *opens door*
(H) *turns and covers* get....get out!
(Ri) oh my *turns slamming door shut*
(Kh) peeping
(Hh) peeping, so tell us what of haruhi did you see?
(Ri) i...I saw her underwear
(Hh) you saw haruhis underwear!
(T) *freaking out*
(K) well now you know haruhis secret just like the rest of us but haruhi is a female working as a male in the host club her secret is kept by everyone in here and will never be shared if you spill this secret you will face the rash of the host club understand
(H) will you guys relax its jest my underwear it's no big deal forget about it, I don't care if people see me as a man or women I'm glad I can make friends like you Ritsu