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CONFERENCE CALL
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MOON NARI:
"hello everybody and welcome
to the 'hooray 4 boobies' mafia
game. most of you know the rules
but i'll go over it one more time
for those who dont know. basically
there are three mafias who ive
picked completely randomly. the
rest are civilians except for two
who have a special role, one cop
and one doctor. the cop can
investigate a player of their choosing
during the night and receive info
on whether theyre the mafia or not.
the doctor gets to save one person
they think the mafia has killed, also
during the night. the game is over when
the civilians have killed off the entire
mafia or when the mafia have become
the majority. any questions?"
KANG AERA:
"nope no questions!"
LEE TAEYONG:
"sounds good to me."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"LETS GOOOOO"
WONG LUCAS:
"AYEEEEE"
SUN RIKO:
"LETS GET IT"
MARK LEE:
"CONTINUE"
MOON NARI:
"heres the story. also by the way
i picked random people as the main
characters on mauvecloud.net just so
you guys know."
JOHNNY SUH:
"got it."
MOON NARI:
"donghyuck and riko were roommates
who had just lost their apartment in
the big city and had to move into a
suburban area. they bought an average
sized house with the few money they
had left. you might wonder why a house
would be cheap enough for someone as
broke as those two to afford, well no one
really wanted to live in that town due to
one simple reason, the mafia. citizens of
that town had been killed left and right
for a couple of years which is why the
houses were so cheap. donghyuck and
riko walked out of their house to greet
their neighbors from across the street."
SUN RIKO:
"HI NEIGHBORS"
MOON NARI:
"lucas and yuta open the door and
invite the two into their house."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"come in strangers."
WONG LUCAS:
"FINALLY SOME NEW
PEOPLE MAN IVE BEEN
SEEING THE SAME FACES
FOR THE PAST FIVE YEARS"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"i stab them with a kitchen knife."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"HUH"
MOON NARI:
"no you dont."
WONG LUCAS:
"AYO?????"
SUN RIKO:
"HYUCK WHAT THE FUCK"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"fine whatever i guess i dont kill
them. way to ruin it NARI"
MOON NARI:
"anyways yuta and lucas tell the
two all about how dangerous
the town is and how you should
really trust nobody."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"oh my lord that is horrible
wonder why the realtor didnt
tell us about it."
SUN RIKO:
"wait why are we still in their
house if we should trust no one?"
MOON NARI:
"im getting there."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"wait can the two of them be
like members of the mafia?"
MOON NARI:
"yes. MOVING ON, the two started
feeling kind of uncomfortable so they
decided to leave politely. riko later went
to the grocery store. a man came up to her
and poked her shoulder. he introduced
himself as kim jungwoo."
KIM JUNGWOO:
"hey new girl im kim jungwoo."
SUN RIKO:
"what the fuck leave me alone
you creep."
KIM JUNGWOO:
"EXCUSE ME"
SUN RIKO:
"NO ONE COMES UP TO
SOMEONE AND POKES
THEM THATS WEIRD ASF"
SUN RIKO:
"especially in this town."
MOON NARI:
"donghyuck got bored and decided
to explore the town while riko was at
the grocery store. he noticed doyoung
and taeyong talking and decided to walk
up to them."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"yo wassup im donghyuck
and i just moved here."
KIM DOYOUNG:
"leave."
LEE TAEYONG:
"what he said."
MOON NARI:
"riko was finally done shopping for
food and etc and walked up to the
cashier, sicheng."
DONG SICHENG:
"it'll be 628 dollars."
SUN RIKO:
"HUH???"
MOON NARI:
"donghyuck continued exploring
the town and saw riyu and ten
playing cards by the courthouse."
TEN:
"why would i be playing
cards thats so boring."
SUN RIYU:
"yeah i agree."
MOON NARI:
"ok donghyuck sees riyu and ten
juggle. anyways i cant come up with
a way to introduce the rest of you guys
so please introduce yourselves."
KANG AERA:
"HI IM AERA"
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"ciao sexy, sono jaehyun."
JOHNNY SUH:
"hola me llamo johnathan y
soy inocente."
MARK LEE:
"AYO WASSUP IM MARK
LEE"
MOON NARI:
"alright its night time. the mafias
can now text me in the gc i created
and tell me who they would like to
kill, the cop can personally text me
and ask me about a player and the
doctor can personally text me and
tell me who they want to save."
MOON NARI:
"jungwoo couldnt sleep and decided
to get out of bed and head towards
the kitchen. he grabbed some left
overs from the previous day and sat
down in front of the tv to watch some
tv while eating. long story short, he died."
KIM JUNGWOO:
"WHAT"
MOON NARI:
"WHAT"
MOON NARI:
"thats right you may now be quiet for
the rest of the game. all the citizens
gather at the courthouse and start
discussing."
MARK LEE:
"i think its riko."
SUN RIKO:
"WHAT?? HOW COULD IT
BE ME WHEN I JUST MOVED
HERE??"
WONG LUCAS:
"nari said newcomers could
be the mafia too."
SUN RIKO:
"its seriously not me."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"ok but why would she kill him?"
LEE TAEYONG:
"cause hes a creep."
MOON NARI:
"EXCUSE ME???"
MOON NARI:
"jungwoo SHUT UP"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"i also think its riko because
shes a psychopath."
SUN RIKO:
"listen if i wouldve killed
anyone it would be hyuck."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"HUH"
KANG AERA:
"honestly though."
DONG SICHENG:
"ok but listen i feel like we
shouldnt eliminate anyone
unless we have like proof
cause what if shes a civilian?
that would mean that we have
9 civilians left with 3 mafias."
JOHNNY SUH:
"thats a good point."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"only a mafia would say thats
a good point."
MARK LEE:
"TRUE"
JOHNNY SUH:
"WHY???"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"because that means shes the
mafia and since theres only
three of you, you obviously dont
wanna eliminate her."
LEE TAEYONG:
"yo he has a point."
DONG SICHENG:
"but what if she ISNT the mafia?"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"then thats too bad but it
doesnt really matter cause 9
vs 3 is still a big difference."
MARK LEE:
"YO FACTS"
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"i hate to admit it but i agree
with hyuck."
SUN RIYU:
"me too honestly."
SUN RIKO:
"YOURE JUST SAYING THAT
CAUSE YOU HATE ME"
WONG LUCAS:
"i also feel like she doesnt really
need a reason to kill anyone
since the game just started and
you just kinda have to kill someone."
TEN:
"thats true."
MARK LEE:
"TRUTH"
SUN RIKO:
"WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT
THE MAFIA"
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"ok so what were you doing last
night."
SUN RIKO:
"i was sleeping in my bed like
everyone else."
LEE TAEYONG:
"do you have an alibi?"
SUN RIKO:
"hyuck."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"what you mean hyuck??? i
couldnt care less to check if
she was home or not."
SUN RIKO:
"FUCK YOU"
TEN:
"ok but didnt hyuck literally
try to kill lucas and yuta yesterday?"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"LISTEN"
WONG LUCAS:
"YO THATS RIGHT"
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"yeah that was mad sus."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"i was joking ahahah."
LEE TAEYONG:
"yeah but what if nari was
never like 'no you didnt' and
you actually stabbed them?"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"STOP TRYING TO PIN THIS
ON ME WHEN RIKO IS RIGHT
HERE"
MARK LEE:
"hmm what if we just kill riko
first and kill hyuck tomorrow."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"or maybe we just dont kill me
at all."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"i agree with mark."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"yo aeras been weirdly quiet."
KANG AERA:
"SORRY I DONT KNOW WHAT
TO SAY"
KIM DOYOUNG:
"i really dont wanna be here
right now."
MOON NARI:
"yes you do. also TIMES UP who
do you guys want to eliminate?"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"riko."
MARK LEE:
"yeah riko."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"just eliminate riko and
get it over with."
LEE TAEYONG:
"agreed."
TEN:
"kill riko."
SUN RIYU:
"RIKO"
KANG AERA:
"yeah alright kill riko."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"what everyone else said."
DONG SICHENG:
"i vote riko."
WONG LUCAS:
"koko."
MARK LEE:
"bop."
KIM DOYOUNG:
"i dont care so just kill riko."
SUN RIKO:
"i fucking hate you guys."
MOON NARI:
"ALRIGHT RIKO HAS BEEN
ELIMINATED"
LEE TAEYONG:
"was she the mafia?"
MOON NARI:
"yes she was the mafia."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"I FUCKING KNEW IT"
MARK LEE:
"YO HYUCKIE IS SMART"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"of course i am."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"2 mafias remaining."
MOON NARI:
"riko you may now be quiet for the rest
of the game. alright, night has come."
MOON NARI:
"all of you wake up in the morning and
get on with your day."
TEN:
"all of us?"
MOON NARI:
"thats right, no one died during
the night."
DONG SICHENG:
"OK GUYS I HAVE TO TELL
YOU SOMETHING"
KANG AERA:
"kashoot."
DONG SICHENG:
"hyucks not the mafia."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"THANK YOU"
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"why not??"
DONG SICHENG:
"cause im the doctor and i
saved hyuck last night and
no one died which means theres
no way hyucks the mafia."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"YO PAPI I FUCKING LOVE YOU"
DONG SICHENG:
"CALM DOWN"
LEE TAEYONG:
"but cant mafias kill themselves?"
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"no cause that makes no sense.
why would they kill one when
theyre only 2?"
LEE TAEYONG:
"yeah thats a good point."
KANG AERA:
"i wonder if the cops gotten
any info."
MARK LEE:
"maybe but it would be stupid
to come out with it since theres
a big chance the mafias gonna
kill them if they know who it is."
TEN:
"i also think the police wouldve
already told us if they found out
someone was the mafia."
JOHNNY SUH:
"thats true."
SUN RIYU:
"fuck i have no idea who the
mafia could be."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"ok but wait how do we
know winwins telling the truth?"
WONG LUCAS:
"cause someone wouldve died
if they werent saved by the doctor."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"but what if the mafia decided
not to kill anyone?"
TEN:
"im pretty sure they have to kill
someone every the night though."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"right."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"riyu has been quiet this entire
time thats kinda sus man."
SUN RIYU:
"im always quiet though."
MARK LEE:
"yeah, plus she wanted to kill
riko and i dont think she would
want that if she was the mafia."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"WAIT LISTEN I THINK I KNOW
WHOS SUSPICIONS ASF"
LEE TAEYONG:
"who?"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"notice how the only one who
didnt vote yesterday was johnny."
MARK LEE:
"AND HOW HE THOUGHT
SICHENGS IDEA WAS A GOOD
IDEA"
JOHNNY SUH:
"HUH???"
WONG LUCAS:
"YO"
JOHNNY SUH:
"listen i only agreed with sicheng
because as the mayor of this town,
it would really pain me to lose one
of our innocent citizens and i didnt
vote for riko because everyone already
voted for her so she wouldve died
either way."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"since when are you the mayor?"
JOHNNY SUH:
"since always, nari just
forgot to mention it."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"i dont trust him because hes
rich."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"thats right, all rich people do
is lie."
MARK LEE:
"FACTS"
JOHNNY SUH:
"IM NOT LYING"
KANG AERA:
"ten you know him the best,
is he lying?"
TEN:
"how the fuck am i supposed
to know??"
WONG LUCAS:
"something about him is sus."
LEE TAEYONG:
"ok listen how about we dont
eliminate anyone today so
the cop can ask if johnny is
the mafia and then eliminate
him tomorrow."
DONG SICHENG:
"yeah but we're still going to
lose a civilian and if johnnys
not the mafia that means we
arent gonna gain anything
from it."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"ok but what if we eliminate
johnny and it turns out hes
a civilian and then the mafia
kill someone during the night."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"then that would mean we'd
be 7 vs 2 which in my opinion
isnt super risky."
MARK LEE:
"so are we going to kill johnny
now or spare him so we can know
for sure and kill him tomorrow?"
KANG AERA:
"FUCK THIS IS HARD"
TEN:
"i honestly dont know."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"ok so listen we either kill johnny
now, without knowing if hes the
mafia which means we could kill
a civilian OR we spare him and
wait until tomorrow to find out
if he is the mafia and then kill
him then."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"so basically if we kill him now
and hes innocent, we lose 2 civilians
but if we spare him and it turns out
hes innocent, we only lose 1 civilian."
SUN RIYU:
"and we're basically gonna get the
same result if he actually is the mafia."
KANG AERA:
"but i feel like we need to know for
sure instead of eliminating someone
innocent."
KIM DOYOUNG:
"this is seriously giving me
a headache."
MOON NARI:
"times up, its time to vote."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"i vote we spare him."
LEE TAEYONG:
"me too."
KANG AERA:
"same."
JOHNNY SUH:
"yes me too."
MARK LEE:
"spare him."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"agreed."
TEN:
"yeah i think we should spare
him."
DONG SICHENG:
"i vote no one dies."
SUN RIYU:
"yeah dont eliminate anyone."
KIM DOYOUNG:
"im gonna vote the same as
everyone else."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"yep spare him."
WONG LUCAS:
"same as the others."
MOON NARI:
"alright no one was eliminated
in this round. its night time."
MOON NARI:
"doyoung wakes up and goes to
the grocery store to buy some
toilet paper. its usually open at
this hour but for some reason, it
was closed. he walked around
the store and smelled something
weird from a dumpster. he opens
it and finds sicheng dead body."
MARK LEE:
"NOT WINWIN"
DONG SICHENG:
"bye guys."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"papi sicheng, insert heartbroken
emoji."
KANG AERA:
"WAS IT JOHNNY???"
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"i asked nari and she said yes so,"
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"HUH???"
WONG LUCAS:
"AYO"
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"what?"
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?!"
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"uh im the cop."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"no youre not?"
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"yes i am??"
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"what the fuck im the cop?"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"FUCK"
MARK LEE:
"NAH CAUSE THIS MAKES
IT SO MUCH HARDER"
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"yo what the fuck are you talking
about?"
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"i literally asked nari if johnny
was the mafia and she said no."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"guys yuta is the last mafia."
LEE TAEYONG:
"ok listen they could both be
the mafia in disguise. jae could
be telling us johnny is the mafia
so that we kill a civilian while
yuta could be telling us johnny
isnt the mafia to save him."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"i swear to toshiya from dir en grey
im telling you guys the truth."
KANG AERA:
"YO HE SWEARED TO TOSHIYA"
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"what the fuck im literally the cop."
TEN:
"yuta would be an idiot if he was
the mafia cause if we eliminate
jaehyun and hes innocent then
its obvious him and johnny are
the mafia."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"and if we eliminate johnny and
it turns out he is the mafia its
obvious yutas also the mafia."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"BYE YUTA IS SO STUPID"
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"YOURE THE STUPID ONE,
WHY ARE YOU LYING??"
MARK LEE:
"but wait what if jaehyuns a
civilian and hes just crazy?
that means if we eliminate him
and it turns out hes innocent it
doesnt necessarily mean yuta is
the mafia."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"mark leave."
KANG AERA:
"WHY WOULD HE DO THAT
ITS LITERALLY SO STUPID"
MARK LEE:
"FINE IM SORRY"
KIM DOYOUNG:
"i think yutas an idiot and he
just realized he fucked up."
WONG LUCAS:
"yo why is johnny so quiet."
JOHNNY SUH:
"CAUSE IM INNOCENT"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"im telling you guys its johnny
and yuta."
LEE TAEYONG:
"ok guys lets vote for johnny
and then find out if hes the mafia
or not and then kill yuta tomorrow."
TEN:
"agreed."
MOON NARI:
"are you guys ready to vote?"
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"i vote for johnny."
KANG AERA:
"i also vote for johnny."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"yuta youre a fucking idiot.
i vote for johnny."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"youre all delusional. i vote
for jae."
JOHNNY SUH:
"i dont wanna die so uh i also
vote for jae."
TEN:
"johnny."
MARK LEE:
"johnathan."
SUN RIYU:
"johnny joestar."
KIM DOYOUNG:
"johnny."
MOON NARI:
"alright johnny has been eliminated."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"hes the mafia isnt he?"
MOON NARI:
"yes he is indeed the mafia."
JUNG JAEHYUN:
"YUTA YOU STUPID BITCH"
LEE TAEYONG:
"i knew it."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"BYE"
JOHNNY SUH:
"YUTA I AM GOING TO
KILL YOU"
MARK LEE:
"LMAO"
KANG AERA:
"MARK STOP SAYING LMAO
OUT LOUD ITS WEIRD"
MOON NARI:
"its night."
MOON NARI:
"jaehyun woke up but instead
of seeing the ceiling, he saw his
dead body lying on his bed."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"we're ready to vote."
MOON NARI:
"alright, vote."
TEN:
"yuta."
MARK LEE:
"YUTA"
LEE TAEYONG:
"yuta."
NAKAMOTO YUTA:
"bye im so embarrassed."
LEE DONGHYUCK:
"you really thought you did
something. i vote for yuta."
KANG AERA:
"my mans yutas gotta go."
KIM DOYOUNG:
"yuta."
SUN RIYU:
"its yuta."
WONG LUCAS:
"yuta really fucked up."
MOON NARI:
"congratulations, the civilians have
won the game!!"
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