A/N: Couldn't post yesterday, i was tired as hell
Let's goooooooo......
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Y/N POV
Y/N: Oh? You're approching me? Instead of running away, you're approching me?
Zhonglia: I can't kill you without getting closer
Y/N: HOHO! Then....
I used my power to push her away, and put a mask on
Y/N: Stay away from me, 6 feet at least, Coronavirus, you know
Zhonglia: Tch!
She got up, before i feel the ground below me shake, as i was send flying
Y/N: Not bad..... Nah just kidding, that's shit
I launched myself at her, grab her head, and smirk
Y/N: Ready for a ride?
I flew up toward the sky, before aiming at Mondstadt, and charge there
When i was about to hit the ground, i placed Zhonglia in front of me
We crashed into the ground, as people started to scream around us
The knight where quick enough to surround us, as Jean and Kaeya were lead them
Jean: Whoevere you are, surrender at once!
Y/N: Sorry but, i'm not the type to give up
Jean: Huh?
Kaeya: Jean watch out!
I tossed Zhonglia toward her, who got back to her feet, but still crashed toward Jean
I walk toward the guards, as Kaeya pointed her sword at me
Y/N: Nice toothpick you have here
Kaeya: In our fight before your death, you never tried to hurt me, i will win
Y/N: That was before, something was added a few days ago, and it change everything
Kaeya: O-Oh? And what is it?
Y/N: The belief in Gender Equality, bitch
Kaeya: So you will hit me?
Y/N: There is only one chance left, if he don't do the home run, they lose!
I rush toward her, my fist ready
Y/N: He hit the ball with all his might!
Her eyes widened, before my fist connected to her jaw in slow motion, as she was sent flying toward the wall
Y/N: HE DID IT! HE SAVED THE GAME!
I did a little jump, and put my foot on a long-ass sword, as the wielder glared at me
Y/N: Oh my? Did i struck a nerve, Dilluc?
Dilluc: Seeing her get punch is quite pleasent, but not when it comes to you
Y/N: And why do you hate me that much? As far as i know, i didn't killed any of your dear one
She realized what i said, before she took back her sword, and started to think
Dilluc: You're right..... You never did anything against us.... yet, we hate you......
I nodded, before blocking thunder coming from none other than Lisa, who walked toward us
Lisa: My~ It seems like you got here just to get zapped by me~ How cute~
Y/N: No, that's not me, that's a Y/N from another story..... Wait, too soon
Lisa: Too bad~ You don't have a choice~
She send another lightning at me, as i look around
Y/N: Wait, you were talking to me? I'm sorry, you were so insignificant, i forgot about your existence
Lisa: You pushed your luck a little too far~
She was about to send a zap at me, as my eyes glowed amber, ready to counter her
BUT, the weakest goddess jumped in front of us, stopping us
Venti: Stop it at once. If you fight here, the civilians will die, and that's not what you want, Y/N
Y/N: That's what i want
Venti: Stop bluffing
Y/N: Oh, so you're saying i'm a liar? Okay then
I created a portal, and blast half of the city, and smile at her
Y/N: Mind repeating that?
Narrator POV
Venti: He is dead serious..... We're in a bad spot.....
She looked at him, worried, as he smiled at her, his eyes glowing amber, and the sky above him, cracking
Y/N: I'm kinda in a bad mood, because of a fatui, but since i'm kind, i'm going to give you two options
1: You beg my forgiveness, and i stop, and maybe give you all a gentle death
2: You let that idiot attack me from behind, and you all die in a horrible way
Venti told Jean to stop, as Y/N smiled
Y/N: Good! Well then-
Zhonglia: Take this!
She used her power to make a Meteor fall on the city, as Y/N deadpanned
Y/N: Oh no, a huge rock, i hope someone as strong as Saitama can break it in one punch. Go fuck yourself
He snapped his finger, as the giant Meteor dissapeard
Y/N: You really thought a rock could kill me? Go fuck yourself, seriously
???: You and me are not done yet
He turn to the owner of the voice, bored, and see Kiana, pissed
Y/N: Oh, hello honey, how did your day goes?
Kiana: Awful, i was searching for you all day, but i couldn't find you
Y/N: Aww..... That's so cute...... You really thought i would say that?
Kiana: Yes, and then you let me kill you without resistance. But i guess you got stronger. How did you get so strong?
Y/N: I had a day of rest
Kiana: Oh you think you're being cute?
Y/N: Bitch i'm adorable
Kiana: Fine, how about this then?
She created a giant portal above her, ready to shoot
Y/N: And that's just precious
She shoot at him at full power, as he stood there, smirking
Y/N: I'm pulling a Cooler here
He rush toward the beam, swimming in it, before getting out of it, in front of her
Y/N: Avon calling!
I punched her in the face, sending her to a mountain, before looking around, and see Fontaine emitting weird energy
Y/N: Isn't it the place where people believe too much in justice?
I smirk, before cracking my neck
Y/N: Today i dine on justice warrior soup!
I started to fly at full speed toward the city, and smiling
Y/N: I wonder how's Paimon is handling her show?
Meanwhile.....
Paimon: Ta-da! Today is our 1000th show! Congratulation everyone!
Everyone started to clap, as Paimon laughed
Paimon: Today, i have the Archons of Liyue and Snezhnaya!
Zhonglia: Hello everyone, i hope i will impress you today
Snezhnaya: Hi! Today i'm here because my little bunny love this show, and he wanted me to participate at least once!
Paimon: Now, we need to know who the judge are, right?!
The light were directed to someone, as it was none other than.....!
Y/N. But in genderbend form
Y/N(F): Hi
Paimon: Y/N? What are you doing here?! And why are you a woman?!
Y/N(F): I'm from a different dimension, so yeah, i'm not the Y/N you know, but we share the same story
Paimon: Oh, well then-!
Snezhnaya: OH MY! MY LITTLE BUNNY IS NOW A GIRL! I CAN SHARE GIRLS SECRET WITH HER!
Paimon: SOMEONE STOP HER!
Zhonglia: Do we gain money by doing this?
Y/N(F): Oh my god.....
(A/N: Side story about Paimon show's?)
Return to Y/N......
Y/N: She should be fine
I landed on the ground, a few meter away from the door, as the guard jumped in fear
Guard: W-Who are you?! Wait, You're Y/N L/N!
Y/N: I'm not Y/N L/N!
Guard 2: Oh, then you can pass
Guard: Dude are you blind?!
Guard 2: Yeah, why?
Guard: Oh, forgot about that..... But he is Y/N L/N!
Y/N: Have you ever see his face before?
Guard: N-No
Y/N: Then that's Defamation! Not something really cool for justice huh?!
Guard 2: Oh shit he's right
Guard: W-Wait! I'm sorry!
Y/N: You almost destroyed my life, and you think just a 'sorry' will make me forgive you?!
Guard 2: Bro, you're dead
Guard: NO! STOP!
???: It's time to get funky, you criminal scum
Someone posed their hand on his shoulder, as he shivered, and turn back slowly
Shrek: You and me will have a long talk about walking into other's swamp
Guard: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And he dissapeard, just like that
Y/N: Woah......
Guard 2: May he find peace..... Anyway! You can have a fun trip in our country!
Y/N: Thanks buddy!
I walk inside the city, and see a lot of people working, and enjoying themselves
Y/N: Hey, what's going on?
Citizen: Oh! You must be a traveler! Well, tonight is the biggest even of the town! Our Archon will perform a ritual to bring someone dear to her back from the dead!
Y/N: Oh? I see, is that why people are working so much?
Citizen: You got that right! The business is going to be at his greatest today! So, the merchant are going all out for this one!
Y/N: Well, thanks for letting me know! If i enjoy my stay here, i will buy the rest of what you have
Citizen: Then, we have a deal!
We shook hand, before i walk away, and smirk
Y/N: Well, i crashed the descending thing of Zhonglia back there, why can't i do it again?
Chapter 8: Finished
A/N: Yay, a chapter