Yes, my title is a pun. In case I post this earlier than planned reminder that I finished the reality show story and the final part is above this one. This is still in that continuity but it's not of any importance.
*Spoiler Warning for WandaVision*
You: Ok, so she kidnapped a town out of grief?
Stephen: Yes. I tried to talk to the people in that facility but I don't trust them. You need to enter this dome of power, Chaos Magic to be exact. You should be able to enter this easily considering you're an Astral Being.
You: A what?
Stephen: Wanda Maximoff is a Nexus being, a being that holds power over the reality they're in. You are an Astral being, since you don't belong to any reality. You're as much of a myth as she is.
You: So you're saying that I'm the only me in the entire multiverse? Wow.
Stephen: There are some people we need to talk to.
After opening a portal and explaining everything to them, you open a conversation with Monica, Jimmy and Darcy.
You: So you've been inside this "Hex"?
Monica: Yes, you will most likely fall under her control and be cast as a character.
Darcy: Yeah, I have a broadcast of everything right here.
You: That looks like the Dick Van Dyke show, but with Wanda and Vision. So she created him?
Jimmy: No she stole his body.
Stephen: No, she created him.
Jimmy: Say what?
Darcy: Not much of a shocker that Hayward would lie.
Monica: Good luck in there. It's not gonna be easy to enter it, she's reinforced it.
You: Well, hopefully you could get in as backup if I ever need it. Strange here says he can feel growing power inside of you...soooo. Welp, toodaloo.
And in you go.
WandaVision Episode 12: KaraOkie Dokie
(I can't make up the whole scenario but it's Karaoke night somewhere)
Herb: (Idk a jazz song)
You: He looks like he's having fun.
Wanda: Yeah, we all need some downtime. I've never seen you before, hi I'm Wanda.
You: F/N (Fake name).
Norm: Give it up for Herb everybody! Next up, Wanda and Vision!
(Idk a love song)
You: Hey! I know I didn't exactly sign up but mind if I try?
Norm: Sure, we have the time!
Agnes: This guy seems a bit too bubbly, I don't like it.
Wanda: He seems nice. It's the 21st century Agnes, a man can be bubbly if he wants to.
Agnes: I suppose you're right but we don't teach kids about Stranger Danger for nothing.
You: Let's see, what have we got here...ooh perfect!

🎶 🎵 What's been happening in your world?
What have you been up to?
I heard that you lost your love, as if you haven't lost enough
But you gotta be tough
I wanna push and pull you
Snap out of it, Snap out of it
You need someone to un-lull you
Snap out of it, Snap out of it
Life shouldn't progress narratively
This needs to be fixed imperatively
I'll be trying to get you repetitively to
Snap. Out. Of. It.
Cycles aren't for everyone
Are they for you?
Do you enjoy being in a loop?
You wear your 50s gowns, you're giving up.
But that doesn't sound like you, you gotta stop.
I wanna shake your shoulders and yell
Snap out of it, Snap out of it
As this gets older can you even tell?
Snap out of it, stop doing this.
You need to fix this now
Though I don't know how
I'll be waiting here, that's my vow
Please end all of this 🎶 🎵.
Norm: Give it up for...him!
Herb: I don't remember those being the lyrics.
Agnes: Maybe he's an aspiring songwriter.
Herb: We'll find out eventually.
Later:
Wanda: Hey F/N!
You: Hey, Wanda!
Wanda: I'd like you to meet my husband, Vision.
Vision: Pleasure to meet you.
You: Likewise. Are you British?
Vision: Well...uhhh...
You: I should go now, need to find a motel room or something.
Wanda: Oh you don't have a home?
You: Isn't it obvious I'm new to town?
Wanda: Right but why would you move without a place to stay?
You: That's a long and complicated story that I don't want to burden you with so I should go now.
Wanda: You won't find anything at this time. If you want you could stay with us...temporarily of course until you can find a home.
You: That's very generous of you but I wouldn't want to bother you.
Wanda: Please, I insist.
You: Ok then, thank you so much.
Wanda: Of course.
Vision: Wanda, could I speak with you for a moment, about the...grocery list.
Wanda: Yes what about the grocery list.
Vision: Well it's a new grocery list and I don't think you can just welcome it into our...shopping spree.
Wanda: Nonsense, if the grocery list is full of...sweet ingredients then you should allow it in your home...on the fridge.
You: Am I the grocery list?
Wanda: No, no it's just that Vision is a bit of a micromanager. Hop in the car and let's go home.
At the doorway:
You: So, anything I should know? Any rules orr...
Wanda: Oh we forgot to tell you *opens door* We're parents of 2.
Beverly: Hey Wanda, how was Karaoke night?
Wanda: Hey Beverly, it was great. Thank you so much for taking care of the kids while I was gone.
Beverly: Of course, anything for you Wanda. Bye now.
Wanda: Goodbye.
Billy: Hey mom, hey dad.
Tommy: Who's this guy?
Wanda: Boys, this is F/N, he'll be staying with us until he finds a home.
Tommy: Why doesn't he already have a home?
You: It's a long story.
Tommy: Billy and I love stories.
You: It's not a tale I can tell you at bedtime, you wouldn't like this story.
Wanda: Come on, F/N. Tell them why you're here.
You: I had to get away from all the people in my life. Everything was too complicated. It was just a cycle of nonsense and I needed to get away from it all.
Billy: I can feel your stress. I can hear your confusion.
You: Is he a psychologist...a poet?
Wanda: No, he's just very empathetic, that's all.
Tommy: What's that mean?
Wanda: Your father can tell you...in bed. You should be asleep by now. Besides, I wanna talk to F/N alone.
On the couch:
Wanda: I knew you seemed familiar. But only 1 person I know makes a witty remark every time they speak...Y/N.
You: I think you've mispronounced..ok fine you got me. Hey Wanda how you been?
Wanda: What are you doing here? How are you here?
You: Apparently, I'm a special being so I was able to enter this...place.
Wanda: You are not welcome here.
You: I thought we were friends.
Wanda: You're just here to convince me to stop all this.
You: And so what if I was? How much of a difference does that make to all of this? Wanda, I'm your friend. Besides will all these fake characters you've created i think you need a real person to talk to.
Wanda: These people are real, my family is real...you're the fake one.
And as she winds up her red magic, you have to react in time.
You: I have no desire to fight her
Make me the official singer/songwriter.
*Poof*
Wanda: Oh you have got to he kidding me.
Vision: Hey Wanda, where is F/N?
Wanda: He found an available house on the newspaper.
Vision: What newspaper?
Wanda: I don't know he took it with him.
Agnes: Hiya neighbour! I just saw F/N leaving the house, what happened?
Wanda: He found another place to stay in.
Agnes: Well he won't be your problem anymore.
Wanda: I'm not so sure about that.
(To whoever did watch WandaVision, ignore when things happened cause the continuity of the show changes here)

(No I'm not doing anything with this song, but it's such a bop that I had to put it here)
During the final battle:
You: Well I can finally get here. You taking down the barrier temporarily set me free. Is that Agatha?
Agatha: The Darkhold has nothing on you but that's because you shouldn't even exist.
You: Yeah, by the way I wrote Agatha All Along, I don't know why I made it so I would root for you but nonetheless you are evil and Wanda's gonna take you down.
Agatha: Ah yes, Wanda. More powerful than the Sorcerer Supreme.
Wanda: I told you that's not true!
You: Yeah, it is. You're the Scarlet Witch.
Wanda: Just because my magic is red?
You: It's more complicated than that. I know we're in a bit of a pickle right now, but would you mind giving me an apology?
Wanda: I'm sorry but now is not the time.
You: Right. Oh, hey Monica!
Monica: Hey. I gotta go get Hayward. Nevermind, Darcy took care of that.
And all of a sudden you felt dark energy hit you.
Agatha: If you are truly an Astral being than taking your energy will be extremely easy. Hauriendum et Imperium.
You: AHHHH! Effusio Subsisto!
Agatha: You're not a witch, how can you cast a Latin spell?
You: I'm fluent in every language, courtesy of my magic. And if Wanda's the Scarlet Witch, then I'm The Astral Enchanter. My adjectives would be the Cyan Sorcerer, Marvelous Magician, and the Supernatural Sibyl.
Agatha: Having catchy names doesn't make you powerful, or deserving.
You: You are evil, I don't give a crap if you think I'm undeserving. But I'm pretty sure I can't beat you so let me make this easier for Wanda.
Take the knowledge of Agatha, copy and paste.
Make Wanda learn it with haste.
And then after the final battle:
You: Wanda, can I talk to Vision before you do what you have to do.
Wanda: Of course.
You: Hey Vision, before your other you died, we were good friends. I would listen to all the philosophy you had learned and was always amused by your curiosity for the human world. So I just wanna say that you were missed and that you will be missed. And I know you don't have your previous memories but I still feel the need to tell you that I have a boyfriend now!
Vision: That's splendid I suppose.
You: Thank you for existing *hugs*.
Vision: You seem like a good man. Stay that way.
You: Goodbye, Vision.
Stephen: Everything seems to have ended well.
You: Yup. And I can finally get back to Steve.
Stephen: Look, I need you to keep an eye on her. Only The Astral Enchanter can balance The Scarlet Witch.
You: Wait, that's my actual name?
Stephen: You are quite literally one of a kind, once you choose for yourself then every magical being senses it.
You: Are there any other Astral beings?
Stephen: Possibly. But you're the only one found so far. Also there is a loophole to your spell cooldown.
You: What is it?
Stephen: You're a creative person, just use different rhymes.
You: I am finally free of this dome.
So transport me back home.
Back home:
You: HEY guys!
Steve: Y/N, you're back! *kiss*
You: Ooh, what a greeting! Good news, I participated in fixing Wanda. Also I have a new name. The Astral Enchanter.
Tony: Lame.
You: The name is set in stone by the universe itself. Not so lame now, is it?
Tony: The universe sucks at picking names.
You: I picked th-nevermind there are priorities at stake like kissing my boyfriend in 10 different ways.
Steve: You've never called me your boyfriend before.
You: Well, how do you like the sound of that?
Steve: The universe should set our relationship in stone.
You: I wonder if that's possible. Cr- that's probably a bad idea.
He carries you to his room...for spooning of course...and cuddles.
2021 words.
POIFECT!
Part 100 coming soon
Unless I take another hiatus.