A/N: Daily chapter until i think i worked enough #2
Keqing: Are you telling me that HE IS Y/N?!
Y/N: Hi
Noelle: I know it's surprising, but yes, he is the one
Keqing: It can't be possible! Y/N L/N is an honorable fighter! Not a whimp like him!
Y/N: Go fuck yourself with a stick
Ganyu: He looks cool....
Bennett: Right?! He is the coolest here!
Keqing: I need a proof! Or else i won't stay with him!
Y/N: And go where? You were supposed to be in jail right now, so what would happen if you go out like that?
Keqing: W-Well! I am strong enough to take care of myself!
Y/N: You were shaking when you saw the dragon
Keqing: T-That's not true!
Y/N: It is true
Noelle: Why do you act like that? You were his biggest fan before the incident, why do you act so cold toward him?
Keqing: I-I was the fan of no one!
Keqing: *Mind* Let me act cool in front of him Archons damnit!
Ganyu: Say..... How did he came back to life.....
Y/N: I created this fucking world, death ain't stopping me
Bennett: So cool!
Noelle: Anyway, our next destination is Liyue. A contact of mine is willing to give us information about the weakness of an Archons
Y/N: Which one?
Noelle: Barbarosa
Y/N: Weak to beer and men like me
Keqing: How can we trust you?
Y/N: I repeat myself once again: I created this fucking world
Bennett: If you created this world, why don't you use your power to reset everything?
Y/N: Where would be the fun?
Y/N: *Mind* Also because i don't fucking know how i can use my power again in this world
Ganyu: I don't trust your contact, Noelle..... You never know what she can think..... and she have weird friend.....
Y/N: Define the word 'friend'
Ganyu: She want to make people suffer, and seems lonely in bed all the time.....
Y/N: La Signora for sure
Ganyu: Yeah, her.....
Noelle: Even if she is weird, we have no other choice
Y/N: We actually have one, but i need time, like, a day
Keqing: And what do you plan to do?
Y/N: Before i explain, you
I pointed at Keqing, who pointed at herself, confused
Y/N: Yeah, you. You're going to tone down with me, because i'm not going to joke with that shit anymore. If it wasn't for me, you would be in your bitch ass jail, and couldn't do anything except praying to die. So either you shut the fuck up and respect me, or i send you back to jail, and this time, no one's going to save your ass. And get rid of that yee-yee ass haircut, because like that, you're not going to get any boyfriend
She was shocked at my outburst, before she started to sob
Y/N: Cry all you want, it will not change anything. I saved your ass, even though i had no reason to, and yet, you keep disrespecting me
Noelle: Y/N, i think that's enough
Y/N: Yeah, yeah, i'm going to sleep
Timeskip brought to you by bald Childe
From now on, there will be a bald character every god damn day
I woke up, feeling shaken by Bennett, who still was as happy as ever
Bennett: Big bro, it's time to go, the girls are waiting for us
Y/N: Comming.....
He walk away, before i got up, get dressed, drink my coffee, and walk out of the Inn
I saw everyone waiting for me, and see Keqing who had a new haircut
(A/N: Short hair Keqing is 100x better than the long hair one, change my mind)
Y/N: Oh, you changed your haircut. You look nice like that
Keqing: T-Thank you. I'm sorry for disrespecting you yesterday, i couldn't believe yet that you were truly alive....
Y/N: Nah, no problem, i was angry yesterday, so no need to apologize. We're all good
She smiled, before hugging me
I hugged her back, akwardly, before she took my hand, and lead us to Liyue
Keqing: Come on, we are late because you were too lazy to get up, let's go!
Y/N: Pull my arm again, and you lose yours
Keqing: Because you think you can beat me?
Y/N: I know so
Ganyu: Keqing is making her move....
Noelle: Yes, but as she promised, she will have him only for the day
Bennett: What are you girls talking about?
Both: Girl stuff
Y/N: STOP PULLING MY ARM WOMAN!
Keqing: Make me!
Y/N: ALRIGHT THEN!
I carried her in my arms, and walk back to the Inn
Y/N: Your contact can wait, i'm giving her a lesson!
Keqing: W-Wait!
Y/N: TOO FUCKING LATE!
Meanwhile....
???: They're taking their time.....
???2: It's a shame, the Tsaritsa wanted us to capture them, and they didn't come~ Are you sure they are the ones, Childe?
Childe: Yes, i am sure, Signora..... And take off your hands from my bust
Signora: Why can't we have fun together~?
Childe: Because i am promised to only one man, and your not a man, and never will be him
Signora: Oh~?
Childe: Yeah..... He was the only one who managed to make Master smile, and laugh heartfully.... He impressed me, and i falled for him.....
Signora: Seems lame
Childe: THAT'S IT! YOU! ME! RIGHT NOW!
Signora: Finally some action!
Return to Y/N
After the 'round' with Keqing, she was now more calm, and clinged even more to Y/N
Y/N: I can't feel my arm, let me go
Keqing: Nope~
Y/N: Fucking hell....
Noelle: She sure is getting comfortable, huh?
Ganyu: Yeah..... Somehow, it make me angry
Noelle: Me too
Bennett: Oh, an old lady!
Old lady: Oh! Thank you for seeing me young man! I need help!
Y/N: How much?
Noelle: Y/N! It's not nice to think she want money!
Old Lady: A millions moras
Noelle: Oh
Y/N: A million moras? Well, it's time to sleep
I took a blanket out of nowhere, and laid near a tree, and started to sleep
Ganyu: I'm sorry miss, but we don't have that money.....
Old lady: Is that so? Then tell me why is that young men sleeping, hugging a bag of moras?
Y/N: My money go fuck yourself, i ain't sharing
Old lady: Sharing is caring
Y/N: Then you can die
Old lady: Please..... My son need medecine, and it cost too much moras
Y/N: I said go die, your trick ain't going to work on me, Scaramouche
The old lady dissapeard, before someone landed in front of everyone, and pouted
(A/N: Girl version, didn't find genderbend picture, fuck it)
Scaramouche: Can you please play my game for one and fall for my tricks?!
Y/N: Hell no, your tricks are weird, you want me to start BDSM, go fuck yourself instead
Noelle: Who are you?!
Scaramouche: My name is-
Y/N: Scaramouche, a fatui who is known to have 'no mercy' but in reality she is a big softie, but also a weirdo
Scaramouche: Hey!
Y/N: Just don't say the 'C' word, and she will be nice to you
Bennett: C word?
Y/N: Childe
I got up, dodging barely a kick from her, and yawn
Scaramouche: Don't you dare say the name of that bitch in front of me!
Y/N: They hate each other for no reason, and so, they hurt anyone who say the name of the other one
Noelle: Oh
Keqing: Seems dumb
Scaramouche: What did you just say?
Y/N: Shut the fuck up with your bowl cup hair style, you ain't scaring anyone here
Scaramouche: Once i will have my hand on you, i will make you suffer, trust me.....
Y/N: Love you too
Ganyu: Night.....
We look up, and see that the night was already falling, so we decided to make a camp
Scaramouche: What are you doing here anyway? And aren't you supposed to be dead?
Y/N: I'm not dead, thank you for caring. Second, we have a date with 'C' or 'T' if we use her other name
Scaramouche: And what are you aiming for?
Y/N: Your mom
Noelle grabbed my ear, and frowned
Noelle: Have some respect toward her, Y/N
Y/N: No. Anyway, how are the 9 doing? They behave, i hope
Scaramouche: Since your death, they have been doing what they want, whenever they want
Y/N: Guess i have to slap the shit out of them
Scaramouche: It's late, you should go to sleep, i will guard you
Y/N: Yeah..... no, i'm not trusting you when it comes to me sleeping near you, and you have that look
Scaramouche: I promise i will not do anything in your sleep
Y/N: Still not doing it, you crossed your finger
Scaramouche: Tch! Fucking genius.....
Y/N: That's me, you can now suck my D while i don't give a fuck about you
Scaramouche: Really?!
Y/N: No. Goodnight
I placed the blanket again, before i feel two people hugging me on the two sides
Noelle: Like that, she won't do anything
Keqing: You better be grateful
Y/N: Hope you two don't snore in your sleep
I drifted to sleep, before anything could happen to me
Chapter 6: Finished
A/N: If i find Genderbend Scaramouche, i swear i'm genderbending Albedo