Incorrect Slasher Quotes 2

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Continuation of the first book. This is for comedic purposes only. None of these quotes belong to me None of... More

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Ghostface: I'M PREGNANT!!

Michael: YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!!

Jason: Wait, who's pregnant?

Ghostface: Me!

Jason: Congratulations!

Michael: He's not pregnant!

Ghostface: Easy, Michael, I'm with child!

Michael: You are not with child!

Freddy: I'M GONNA BE AN UNCLE!!

Michael: YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE AN UNCLE!!

Freddy: Then who's gonna teach the little guy how to ride a bike?

Michael: Calm down, Ghostie. You're not pregnant.

Ghostface: THEN WHY AM I SO MOODY AND NAUSEOUS?!

Jason: I think it's the morning sickness!

Michael: GHOSTFACE! You're a boy!

Ghostface: You're right. I'm a boy!

Ghostface: OW!

Michael: What?

Ghostface: I THINK IT JUST KICKED-

Michael: YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT!!

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