𝐈 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚 𝐁𝐞 𝐘𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 | 𝐑𝐖𝐁𝐘

-𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟔: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐦-

(harem time alphabet mafia, or strait boys & girls we don't judge here)
𝟑𝐫𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐏𝐎𝐕 

the scene fades in and we see team rwby, jnpr, and strm eating at their lunch table 

Ruby: "hey sora?"

Sora: "*munches* yeah?"

Ruby: "do you eat anything other than dry cereal?"

Sora: "uhhh...yes? i think, i don't know"

Weiss: "you should eat something more healthier than "that" you know right"

Sora: "i mean yea, i'll get my frosted flakes box i guess"

Weiss: "no i meant eat something other than cereal"

Sora: "cookies?"

Weiss: "no"

Sora: "pancakes?"

Nora: "yes"

Weiss: "what? no"

Sora: "meat?"

Weiss: "yes" 

Sora: "good idea make eat some for dinner i guess"

Yang: "make?"

Sora: "well i have to say for myself that im a pretty good cook-"

???: "ow that hurts!"

the camera pans and we see team crdl bullying a bunny faunus

Sora: "*swallows food* hey cradick hands off velevet's ears!"

Cardin: "what did you say to me you stupid faunus slut?"

Sora: "pfft me? slut? HA! I'm not one i make them"

Cardin: "you little shit-"

cardin was cut off by sora speeding up to him and kneeding him in "that" area

Yang: "ohhh that's gotta hurt"

Sky: "how dare you do that to our leader!"

Sora: "run along please or I'll cut your balls off"

almost immediately team crld runs away

Sora: "*sigh* ya need help?"

Velvet: "yes please"

sora reaches her hand out and lifts velvet off the ground

???: "velvet?! are you ok?"

Sora: "oh hey coco"

Coco: "oh hey hottie *slaps botty*"

Sora: "you never changed"

Coco: "you know slapping butts is my thing right?"

Sora: "yeah yeah i know"

Glynda: "Ms. Fujiwara!"

Sora: 'sweet mother of hell'

Sora: "yes gly- ms goodwitch?"

Glynda: "why did team crdl tell me that you were harassing them?"

Sora: "oh, check the security cams they were bullying velvet"

Glynda: "*sigh* ok thank you, i appreciate the honesty *walks out*"

Coco: "anyways...Sora wanna go out with me and velvet?"

Sora: "neh sure"

time skip

Oobleck: "this is prior to the faunus rights revolution more popular known as the faunus war, human kind was quite quite adamant about centralizing faunus population in menagerie, now! while this must feel like ancient history to many of you, it is (idk what he said here) these are relatively recent events, by the repercussions of the uprising can still be seen to this day *sips coffee* now, have any among you been subjugated or discriminated of your faunus heritage"

velvet raises her hand shyly while several other faunuses do to including sora

Oobleck: (jesus why the fuck does he talk so fast it's taking me awhile to figure out what he's saying) "dreadful simply dreadful remember students it is precisely this kind of ignorance that brings violance *sips coffee* i mean, i mean, just look at what happened to white fang, now which  young scholars can tell what many theorists believe to be the turning point in the third year of the war?"

Weiss: *raises hand*

Oobleck: "yes!?"

Weiss: "the battle of fort castle"

Oobleck: "precisely! and who can tell me the advantage that faunus had over general lagoon's forces"

Jaune: *raises hand accidentally*

Oobleck: "Mr. Arc finally contributing to class, excellent excellent! what is the answer?"

Jaune: "uhhh the answer...the advantage, uhh the faunus *looks at pyrrha doing charades* over that guys stuff...uhh, binoculars"

Sora: 'PFFT'

Oobleck: "very funny Mr. Arc...cardin perhaps you would like to share your thoughts on the subject"

Cardin: "well, they know it's easier to train an animal than a soldier"

Sora: "ok ok ok that's plain out racist cardick"

Oobleck: "well how about you Ms. Fujiwara? Do you know the answer?"

Sora: "of course and it's that faunus had almost perfect night vision in the dark, but some could even see in the dark clearly"

Cardin: *growls like the bitch he is*

Blake: "general lagoon was inexperienced and made the mistake of trying to ambush the faunus in their sleep, his massive army was outmatched and the general, perhaps if you paid attention in class, he wouldn't be remembered as such a failure"

Cardin: *angrily stands up*

Oobleck: "mr. winchester please take your seat"

Jaune: *creepy ass fucking laugh*

Oobleck: "you and Mr. Arc can see me after class for additional readings"

Jaune: *groans?*

Oobleck: "now! Moving on!"

Timeskip

Coco: "hey velvet where's sora?"

Sora: "hey sorry I'm late i forgot where my...uhm...my whatever"

Coco: "C'mon let's go"

Little did they know six certain people were watching from afar

Timeskip

Coco: "now i have two outfits i want you to try on"

Sora: "fine I'll do it"

Sora then comes into the changing room, then coco looks at velvet

Coco: "you like her don't you?"

Velvet: "y-yeah so?"

Coco: "i kinda like her too though"

Sora: "huh this one's pretty good"

Coco: "can you show us?"

Sora the walks out of the changing room and the two second years see this

Sora: "yeah I'll definitely get this one"

Coco: "now for the second one"

Sora: "ok?"

Sora: 'that was sus'

From afar

Yang: "so they both like her huh?"

Weiss: "i mean i guess we could let them join harem, is it fine with the rest of you?"

RBYPN: "mhmm"

Then the group approaches the two second years

Coco: "oh hey, aren't you the first years right?"

Ruby: "yeah I'm ruby, this is yang, blake, weiss, nora and pyrrha"

Coco: "well I'm coco and this is velvet"

Weiss: "ok let me get straight to the point, we all like sora and we know the both of you like her two soooo we agreed to share her, something like a harem, and we were wondering if you two would like to join"

Coco: "i don't mind how bout' you velvet?"

Velvet: "i don't mind-"

Sora: "coco you piece of fucking shit"

Coco: "*snickers* c'mon sora show em' what you're wearing"

Sora comes out of the changing room and the entire harem *almost gets a nosebleed cuz they didn't expect to see sora in THAT

Yang: "oh my god..."

Sora: "*flustered asf* coco adel i fuckin despise your entire existence"

Coco: "sooo are you gonna get it?"

Sora: "no...maybe, ok I'm gonna get it"

Coco: 'mission complete'

Sora: "but you gotta pay for it"

Coco: "oh i don't mind if i get to see you in that"

Sora: "whatever...oh hey guys didn't notice ya there"

Ruby: "yeah..."

Sora: "oh wait gimmie a sec, and then we could go to that cafe later"

Timeskip

Sora: "so *munches* what are y'all doing in vale"

Yang: "we wanted to ask you something"

Sora: "and that is??"

Nora: "ok listen Sora it's pretty obvious you like all of us don't you?"

Sora: "*chokes* u-uh what made you think that?"

Yang: "you all look at us like we're a piece of meat"

Sora: "*mumbles* damn faunus instincts"

Sora: "ok yeah maybe i do? What's your problem"

Coco: "we all like you two"

Sora: "let me guess, we're starting a harem?"

Ruby: "pretty much"

Sora: "it's ok i don't mind, anyways it's getting late wanna head vack to the dorms? Oh i actually have a secret to tell you is that ok?"

All: "ok"

Sora: "let's meet up in team rwby's dorm"

Timeskip

Ruby: "so what's this "secret"?"

Sora: "well ruby this secret is kinda inappropriate and i think you're to young for this...sorry,

Ruby: "then what do i do?"

Sora: "go into the bathroom, I'll give you cookies"

Ruby: "ok! *Speeds into bathroom*"

Coco: "so what is it?"

Sora: "uhhhh how should i say this...nah just look *slowly takes pants and boxers off*"

The others look in shock

Sora: "now don't freak out"

Yang: "how do you have a dick?"

Sora: "it's a genetic thing ok?"

Coco: "how long is it?"

Sora: "7½ last time i checked"

Nora: "woah"

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