CUPIDS CHOKEHOLD. NCT

By shibuui

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"i wanna peg you so bad rn" "what..?" "sorry autocorrect i meant hey good morning" started: i dont remember l... More

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<3
ɛ>

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┌───── -ˋˏ ∵✉︎∴ ˎˊ- ─────┐
MESSAGES
└───── -ˋˏ ∵✉︎∴ ˎˊ- ─────┘

                ╭─────────────────
                ╰──➤ HOORAY 4 BOOBIES

KIM DOYOUNG:
roach

JOHNNY SUH:
peasant

LEE DONGHYUCK:


NAKAMOTO YUTA:
who wants to rewatch death
note w me

MARK LEE:
yes yuta thats so sexy 🙏💯

MOON NARI:
yuta is sexy wbk 🛐

KANG AERA:
YES

WONG LUCAS:
yuta is sexy asf

LEE DONGHYUCK:
i would normally get jealous
but its the truth

SUN RIKO:
not to be heterosexual or
anything but yuta is kinda
hot

KANG AERA:


KANG AERA:


DONG SICHENG:
phew 😰

TEN:
ngl hes kinda fine

MOON NARI:
yuta and yong supremacy

KANG AERA:
YO TAEYONG IS SEXY

LEE TAEYONG:
thats right

LEE DONGHYUCK:
i would have a crush on him
if he wasnt so mf DRY

LEE TAEYONG:
excuse me

JUNG JAEHYUN:
what about me

JUNG JAEHYUN:
im pretty hot 🙏

MOON NARI:
yes

KANG AERA:
yum

MARK LEE:
no homo but if jae wanted me
to give him head i probably
would

MARK LEE:
gawk gawk 3000 💯

TEN:
what yhe fuck

MOON NARI:
mark

SUN RIKO:
ew?

KIM JUNGWOO:
uh

KIM DOYOUNG:
youre disgusting

DONG SICHENG:
😧

JUNG JAEHYUN:
bye

NAKAMOTO YUTA:
do u guys know whats really
sexy

JOHNNY SUH:
what

NAKAMOTO YUTA:
lights theme 🙏

MARK LEE:
YES

MOON NARI:
YOOOO the intro 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

SUN RIKO:
sexy asf

LEE DONGHYUCK:
i havent watched death note
yet

MARK LEE:
WHAT

MOON NARI:
EXCUSE ME

SUN RIKO:
get out

NAKAMOTO YUTA:
HUH

LEE DONGHYUCK:
i only started watching anime
cause of **** its not my fault
i havent watched every single
one yet 😪😪😪

MOON NARI:
yo hyuck

MOON NARI:
u can watch it w me after we
finish assassination classroom 🥱

LEE DONGHYUCK:
yes pls

JUNG JAEHYUN:
anyways

JUNG JAEHYUN:
nari ur a bartender

MOON NARI:
right

JUNG JAEHYUN:
can u give me a blow job

MOON NARI:
SHURUO

WONG LUCAS:
i want a slippery nipple

JOHNNY SUH:
id like to have an orgasm

SUN RIKO:
nari can u pls make me a
cocksucking cowboy 🙏

MOON NARI:


KIM JUNGWOO:
NOT SHREK IS LOVE SHREK
IS LIFE

SUN RIKO:
JUNGWOO WHY DO U KNOW
WHERE ITS FROM

KIM JUNGWOO:
id rather not talk about it

MARK LEE:
its all ogre now

MOON NARI:
SROP

LEE DONGHYUCK:
I was only nine years old. I
loved Shrek so much, I had
all the merchandise and
movies. I'd pray to Shrek
every night before I go to bed,
thanking for the life I've been
given. "Shrek is love", I would
say, "Shrek is life". My dad
hears me and calls me a f slur.
I knew he was just jealous for
my devotion of Shrek. I called
him a cunt. He slaps me and
sends me to go to sleep. I'm
crying now and my face hurts.
I lay in bed and it's really cold.
A warmth is moving towards me.
I feel something touch me. It's
Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers
in my ear, "This is my swamp".
He grabs me with his powerful
ogre hands, and puts me on my
hands and knees. I spread my
ass-cheeks for Shrek. He
penetrates my butthole. It hurts
so much, but I do it for Shrek.
I can feel my butt tearing as my
eyes start to water. I push against
his force. I want to please Shrek.
He roars a mighty roar, as he fills
my butt with his love. My dad
walks in. Shrek looks him straight
in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre
now". Shrek leaves through my
window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.

NAKAMOTO YUTA:
HYUCK

TEN:
WHAT TEH FUCK

KANG AERA:
IM PEENINF

SUN RIYU:
WHAT DID I JUST READ

WONG LUCAS:
ICANTBRETSHEJD

MOON NARI:
HYUCK LSL

MARK LEE:
AYEYEUE

JOHNNY SUH:
UM

JUNG JAEHYUN:
BYE WHAT THE ACTUAL
FUCK

KIM JUNGWOO:
HYUCK NO

DONG SICHENG:
HOW DO I UNREAD THAT

SUN RIKO:
I LOVE U

LEE TAEYONG:
what the fuck

KIM DOYOUNG:
im leaving

LEE DONGHYUCK:


KIM JUNGWOO:


MOON NARI:
HELP????????

JUNG JAEHYUN:
JUNGWOO??

KIM DOYOUNG:


NAKAMOTO YUTA:
IM SCATED

TEN:
goodbye im getting a flipflop

SUN RIKO:
A FLIPFLOP???

TEN:
goodbye im getting a flip phone

MARK LEE:
yo not to ruin the mood but
that video actually traumatized
me when i was 14

MOON NARI:
same

KANG AERA:
not to be weird or anything
but shrek is lowkey daddy

LEE TAEYONG:
excuse me

LEE DONGHYUCK:
do the roar

KANG AERA:
rawr xd

SUN RIKO:
BYE

WONG LUCAS:


SUN RIKO:


KANG AERA:
good luck bestie ❤️

DONG SICHENG:
btw guys ive got a new favorite
band :D

KANG AERA:
whats their name bestie

DONG SICHENG:
xavlegbmaofffassssitimiwoam
ndutroabcwapwaeiippohfffx

KANG AERA:
oh

MOON NARI:
HELP THATS A REAL BAND

NAKAMOTO YUTA:
PLS

LEE DONGHYUCK:
thats so creative

LEE DONGHYUCK:
unlike taeyongs band

LEE TAEYONG:
HUH

LEE DONGHYUCK:
i said what i said




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