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CHAPTER TWO
❝ 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙬 ❞
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𝗝𝗮𝗻𝘂𝗮𝗿𝘆 𝟮𝟬𝟮𝟭
"HELLO EVERYBODY, we're here with our guests for tonight, Robert Pattinson and Ivy Myung." The blonde haired Brit opened up. The crowd roared after the announcement of the man to Ivy's right. "I haven't seen them this excited in ages!"
The audience cheered again and James rubbed his hands together. A giant smile plastered on his face as he turned his attention back to his two guests. "You two don't understand how excited I am for this show."
Ivy returned a smile his way, "Thank you so much for having me. I genuinely cannot comprehend how any of this is real."
"Let me just say, my wife and I absolutely devoured 'The Sitcom'. We've gotten to see you rise to fame. I don't understand how this is your first time as a leading actor. You are far too talented to be just a side character."
"I am so lucky to say that every project I have taken on has been filled with the most incredible people, who deserved every ounce of attention. And I'm glad that my first principle character role is at this point in my life. It makes you appreciate it more, when you know more about the industry."
The fidgety man next to her nodded his head, "See, I agree with you on this one. It's not that you don't appreciate the opportunities you're given at a young age, it's just you don't fully understand the privilege you have."
"Exactly. Because even the smallest role is something to appreciate. There are so many talented people out there that deserve even the minimal opportunity and are never given opportunity."
"Speaking of talented individuals, Rob, I'm truly starstruck. Like am I really here inches away from thee Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson?"
His pale hands gripped onto the raven colored mug, his eyes widened and a breathy laugh escaped, "Wow, the full name."
"I mean I'm a huge fan. We all either fell in love with you as Cedric Diggory the wizard or Edward Cullen the vampire. Or you just fell in love with Rob." James explained and Robert's smile seemed to grow.
"So which were you? The wizard or vampire?" He teased the fellow Brit, his eyebrow raised, a smirk curled onto his lips.
"Is both an answer?"
Robert shook his head, the smile never dropping, "No, no, no."
James stuttered and swiveled his body, "What about you Ivy? Were you one of those 'Rpattz' haters growing up?"
Robert averted his gaze to the ebony haired girl, but before mouthed 'Never call me that again' to the host. Ivy found this conversation quite entertaining, it took the heat off herself. She feared the inevitable question on her relationship status or on her past one. It always made her feel so uncomfortable.
"No, I was very much a fan." She admitted, remembering the 'Twilight' addiction her and her sisters have.
"So pretty boy or Mr. Brooding?" The crowd began to hoot and whistle, which caused both Robert and Ivy to look away as their cheeks' grew a rouge tint.
"Definitely an Edward Cullen, kind of girl."
"Really? I would've guessed Cedric, since you're so keen on accents." James commented. Her stomach felt uneasy. She knew James was referencing the guys she had previously been with.
"What's that supposed to mean?" She nervously smiled and looked between the man and the audience.
"I'm just saying, you've been known to converse with some people that aren't exactly American. More specifically men."
Robert giggled and took several sips from his water. He thought this was entertaining, the relationship questions were not on him for once. It was quite relieving, even if it was only for a few moments.
"I guess you can say I have quite a few friends from out of states, but it's not like I was even born here."
"You aren't American?" Rob questioned, intrigued. Probably Candadian, he thought to himself.
"I was born in Hong Kong and moved to Germany, which I grew up for a majority of my life before moving here, to California."
His mouth dropped, "Can you speak German?"
James patted Rob's knee. The brunette still eyed the woman next to him, wanting to know more. "I'm the questioner, babe."
Robert playfully rolled his eyes and let James get back on topic. He wanted to know more about Ivy's interest in Rob's career. "So would you say you're a fan of Rob's?"
"Of course, one of my favorites is 'Good Time'. My sisters were ecstatic when I told them the other guest tonight was Robert Pattinson. They couldn't believe it."
"I feel more appreciated by them than you." Rob pointed to James.
"Oh whatever, Hollywood."
The film crew made a comment about how James should be discussing their movies opposed to their personal life.
"Right, right. Now Ivy, about the Sitcom. You star alongside some legends, like John Cho, Amy Adams, Charlize Theron. Was that intimidating?"
"The first few days I probably looked like a fool, I was a stuttering mess. But by the end of the second week, I felt so comfortable and like I belonged. I didn't expect so many people I grew up watching to be there, it was crazy."
"In a few years people are going to be starstruck when they work with you..."
"We're about to play 'Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts' with Rob and Ivy. So, let's get to it!"
James picked up a card and let out a chuckle. "Rob, for you I'm going to give you the bull's penis."
"Didn't they already offer me nuts backstage?"
The crowd erupted into laughs. James just shook his head and continued on, "We all know that you are playing the next Batman. What we also know is that production has gotten postponed on several occasions. Did you lie to the producers and tell them you worked out and didn't and that's why it was set back once again?"
Rob thought carefully. The crew already knew his answer, as much as it caused them anger, they knew. So it was not like some sort of new sort of information.
"Yes, yes I did."
Jame groaned, that was too easy. Ivy picked up a card and turned the table so the '1000 Year Old Egg'.
"James, you said earlier that you loved to see me rise to fame, name three projects I have been in besides 'The Sitcom' and the 'Chilling Adventures of Sabrina'."
Rob bursted into laughter at James's face as his jaw dropped.
"'The Greatest Showman,' 'The Duff,' and..." His mind was blank. He could not seem to think of another. They all waited for it to come to him, and it didn't.
"Fine, name five I've been in. Tell me that's easy." James scoffed as he prepared to eat his punishment."
Ivy smuggly smirked, "'Into the Wood,' 'Cats,' 'The Prom,' 'Peter Rabbit,' and 'Lesbian Vampire Killers'.
"Rob, give me one of those damn cards." James said as he spit out the substance. He handed Ivy's card to James. "As we all know, you dated One Direction member, Niall Horan for 5 years. He claimed that you were his first real love. That being said, which songs on his newest album, if not all of them, do you believe are about you?"
Her stomach began to ache. But she noticed James let the sardine smoothie land in front of her. Ivy has made it publicly known that a lot of her food preferences are because of texture. If she is eating and her soft food has a crunch, she will not eat the rest. A sardine smoothie would be no exception.
"If you want me to eat that egg, I will."
"I'm sure you would, now come on, fess up." His accent seemed to mock her.
"Okay, I believe 'Put a Little Love on Me' is about me." In all actuality Ivy and anyone who knew the slightest bit about her past relationship felt the album was completely about her. One would say it's a love letter to her.
"So just that one?" James raised his eyebrows. "Not the entire album?"
"I answered the question, let's move on."
"Rob, this is the first time in years that you are back on the market. You have had three public relationships, your brilliant Twilight co-star Kristen Stewart, the phenomenal artist FKA Twigs, and the stunning Suki Waterhouse, out of all of your exes, which are you on speaking terms with?"
Ivy understood that humans were curious creatures. Of course she watched relationships play out and would wonder what happened to that previously, happy couple, but she would never overstep her boundaries. So she did not understand how little manners one could have, to ask a question like that. Granted, James had nothing to do with what lies on those cards, but someone else did.
"Well, I just got off the phone with Kristen before this interview, so I'd say her." He admitted, anyone with clear vision could tell he was uncomfortable.
To lighten up the mood, Ivy spoke up, "I wish I was on speaking terms with Kristen Stewart."
The man to her right smiled at her attempt to settle the tension. It was comforting to have someone try and relieve your anxiety. Ivy seemed like a genuine person, which he liked.
Rob turned the table and let the cow's tongue land in front of her. "Ms. Myung."
Ivy was grateful for his humor, without it, she might have ruined James's new Jordan's with a cricket or two's remains. "Yes?"
"When you were a college student, you were a part of UCL's Fashion Society, were you not?" She nodded her head so Rob continued. "Since you have some sort of fashion sense, rank your 'Chilling Adventures of Sabrina' castmates' taste in all things fashion from best to worst."
"I mean I do have a lot of co-stars, who are we talking about specifically."
"How about the girls?" James suggested.
Ivy sighed and her head fell into her hands, "I can't. Those are my girls."
"Yes you can, I believe in you." Rob encouraged her, craving a bit of chaos.
"What he said." James could not help but smile, thinking this was just the funniest debacle. "Do you really want to eat a cow's tongue?"
As soon as Ivy was reminded of the consequences she listed out her castmates, "Jaz, Abbey, Tati, then Kiernan."
"You heard it hear folks! 'Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts'. Robert Pattinson and Ivy Myung everybody!"
OLIVIA'S OPINIONS
cannon: suki broke up with rob for me <3