Haikyuu Chatfics (crack)

By Elle_031

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Idk This was inspired by a lot of other writers, I'm new to writing so please give me suggestions if you fee... More

1 - Nope
2 - Watch me
A/N - Sorry :<
A/N - im sorry again
3 - WTF-
A/N - Rant
A/N - oml i need to stop doing this
A/N - ok ok but like look at this
4 - first meeting
5 - Meeting Pt. 2
6 - random im sorry
A/N - AAAAHHH
A/N - explanation
7 - Hm?
8 - W-what...?
9 - Dammit
A/N - am i dreaming?
10 - Very
A/N - I need help
Mother's day (I almost forgot omg)
11 - Okay
12 - No
I got stung by a bee :')) 🐝😔✊
13 - ?
QnA Timeeee
14 - No way
A/N - Hm
A/N - IM BACKKK
15 - FINALLY
16 - wait what
17 - LOL HE SNAPPED-
18 - Sleepover! (Irl)
19 - Moms (irl)
20 - Meanwhile... (Irl Pt.2)
21 - Oops (Irl Pt. 3)
22 - End (Irl Pt.4)
23 - Oh no! :((
24 - Simps
25 - lOvEeEeEE~~
26 - He will be😏
A/N
27 - Amen
28 - No.
29 - IWA WHAT
30 - I still think- (irl)
31 - I got this
32 - OH
A/N
33 - Move on (irl)
34 - Spill
35 - Denial (irl)
36 - What is..?
37 - And you are?..
38 - Hey!
39 - Thank you
37, 38, 39 alternative👀
A/N
40 - Kageyama?
41 - Whipped
42 - Drama drama drama
43 - MITA💀💀💀💀
44 - TMI😃🔫
✨Extra chapter✨
45 - ..<3
46 - Hell.
47 - gUyS iT'S hALLowEeN
48 - SPILL
49 - H U H
50 - N e v e r
51 - DON'T @ ME (irl)
52 - Uh. (Irl)
Shhh i got tagged
53 - Birthdays?
54 - LET'S PARTY! (Irl)
55 - 😛
A/N
56 - Another one?
💠Nicknames update💠
57 - Tension. (Irl)
A/N (QnA)
58 - Mutual Understandings (irl)
59 - Got em
Haikyuu but as my chats (80k+ special)
60 - Hate it here.
61 - Yuck
62 - Not a chance
63 - Fly high🕊
64 - :'((((
Couple QnA!!
65 - Same😭
Announcement!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HI DARE CHAPTER BC I CAN'T FIT IT IN THE COMMENTS ANYMORE
DARES PT. 2 BC I SOMEHOW CAN'T EDIT THE OTHER ONE
66 - Tobio😭😭😭
67 - Wait I-
68 - wAiT-
69 - SHIT SHIT SHIT (THIS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE IM SORRY-)
70 - Christmas special Pt. 1
71 - Christmas special Pt. 2
72 - Changes
73 - 💔💔
74 - Or suffer🥰
75 - Meet-up?
76 - Healing
77 - BET🤩
A/N ~ Hiatus.
78 - *sigh*
79 - Let him jump
80 - JUVIE**
82 - The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test...
83 - I am so sorry for this
84 - Eita.
85 - lose
86 - thanks for the journey <3
A/N - Announcement
A/N - Posted ❤️

81 - WOOO GO GO ‼️

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By Elle_031

<🏐Volleyballpeeps🏐> GC

Sugamama: Man I remember coming here to swim

Sugamama: Not to watch Kenma and Oikawa go absolute ham on each other in Mario kart

Kubro: LMFAOO

MotherCat: Kenma's silent growl when some npc pushed him off the track made chills go down my spine 😰😰😰

Owlmom: No literally....

Kunimi: It's funny because they both lean towards the direction their car is going

Bokubro: No one:

Bokubro: Oikawa and Kenma when they turn right: 👯‍♂️

Kubro: STOP IT NOOOOO

BarryBBenson: Y'all don't got any other games to play? 😐

Foxy: How about we play

Foxy: Who drowns first 😁😁

Shirabu: I like that game

Taichi: Yeah bc you're gonna drown first butch

Shirabu: Fucking try me

ProtectiveMom: If you two even try to have a wrestling match in the pool again I am drowning BOTH of you without hesitation

Shirabu: I'd like to see you try Eita 😬

ProtectiveMom: 😄🔪

Germaphobe: Everyday you guys test my sanity

Komori: We love you too😙😙

Iwa: Okay someone get these two off the console they're hogging it

Tsukki: Wait I just got a great idea

King: If it's from you how great can it be 🤨🤨

Tsukki: Y'know king that dead bird is looking like a great ball to throw at your face

King: What

TiredMom: Oh is that the bird Bokuto hit with a pebble

Bokubro: First of all,

Bokubro: I HAD GREAT AIM

Bokubro: Second,

Bokubro: I DIDN'T MEAN TO HIT THE BIRD I MEANT TO HIT THE APPLE BEHIND IT

Kunimi: How does it feel to know that you're a murderer

Bokubro: SJYDHS😭😭😭

Owlmom: Please stop or we'll have two swimming pools

Sugamama: ....

Sugamama: So anyways...

Sugamama: We have half of the people here trying to swim and the rest are playing games?

TheBetterTwin: Yeah pretty much yeah

Komori: It's funny how we ignored school today

Sugamama:

Dadchi:

TiredDad:

Iwa:

MotherCat:

Kubro:

Owlmom:

ProtectiveMom: WE HAD CLASS????

TiredMom: We're fucked

TiredMom: We're really fucking fucked

ProtectiveMom: IT WASN'T LONG WEEKEND?

Komori: GUYS R U SERIOUS RN LMAOOOOO

Komori: I THOUGHT WE ALL KNEW.....

TiredDad: Thanks for the info Komori really helpful if you would've told him EARLIER

Komori: I'M SORRY??/?:?/?;?/

TiredMom: It's no problem for you guys but our school is 11 HOURS AWAY

Great King: LMAO KISS MY ASS KENMA

Great King: Oh wait Chile what happened besties

Tendou: BABE WE HAD CLASS 😭

Great King: WAIT WHAT

Great King: HUH?????

Iwa: That wasn't in the schedule what the actual fuck

Kindaichi: ...

Kunimi:

Makki: Why is this funny 💀💀

Mattsun: GUYS WE JUST GOT ALL THE VOLLEYBALL TEAMS OF LIKE 9 SCHOOLS TO BE ABSENT TODAY AHGSHAHSHA

Makki: YES IKR WE RULE

Terushima: WOOO GO GO ‼️

Sugamama: NO, NOT GO GO.

Sugamama: GUYS IS IT MONDAY

Tsukki: How did you forget

Sugamama: SHUT UP.

Sugamama: IS IT MONDAY???

Karasuno's Jesus: Yeah it is wh-

Karasuno's Jesus: Oh.

Karasuno's Jesus: Oh.

Great King: what?

Pretty😘: Hey guys where are you we have graduation practice today?

Dadchi:

Great King: OH WAIT, SHIT-

Makki: Nvm this is funny we're fucking screwed

Mattsun: True that Babe

Makki: Thanks homie

Mattsun: 🤨

Makki: honey* sorry

Mattsun: 😍

Iwa: Oh we are so fucking fucked yeah mmhm yep

Iwa: Everyone in the car. Now.

Kunimi: Okay

Kindaichi: Roger

Yahaba: Ok

TiredMom: Get in the car, I'm speeding, wear your seat belts.

BarryBBenson: AYE AYE CAPTAIN

TiredDad: Wait sweetheart don't go too fast

Foxy: LMAO let's go

TheBetterTwin: We can't stop by for drive-thru?

TiredMom: 😐

TheBetterTwin: OKAY

TheBetterTwin: I was just asking...

Sugamama: Either you guys get in the car right fucking now or I leave you guys behind and you run to School yourself

Ushijima: I was informed by coach that us third years are suspended for practice, but we still have to attend the graduation practice.

ProtectiveMom: Don't have to tell me twice

Tendou: I AM RUNNING 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Shirabu: We're gonna do 100 fucking serves again I can just feel it

Taichi: CAN YOU NOT JINX US

Shirabu: I was just saying okay stay pressed hoe🙄

Germaphobe: I don't care and I'm gonna take a nap

Komori: WAIT KIYO WE CAN'T MISS SCHOOL

Germaphobe: I don't give a fuck gn







NGL I FORGOT I HAD A BOOK FOR A SEC THERE IM SORRY....

SCHOOL HAS BEEN EATING ME UP AND A LOT OF GAMES I'M PLAYING ARE HAVING UPDATES PLUS A LOT OF ANIMES I WATCH ARE GETTING NEW SEASONS AND I'M JUST TRYING TO BALANCE EVERYTHING OUT...

BARE WITH THE AUTHOR OVER HERE PLEASE😭🙏🙏

I know I made you guys wait quite a bit but I hope that's okay,,,

Will the book be ending?

Probably soon, but no need to worry about it!

I love you all and I promise to try and update more I'm just really super sorry about the lack of updates

if you guys are still reading, I appreciate it and I love you guys❤️

(For genshinners Hu tao's coming out soon so are you gonna pull for her or save for someone else?👀👀)

^^Good luck if you're pulling for her btw!!

Well anyway, I don't wanna keep you guys here any longer so I'll go on with my usual outro😙

Anyway,

Take care of yourselves, stay safe and I love you all❤️

Peace out😗✌️
~Elle

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