Y/N POV
"CHAT. CHAT HELLO. CHAT HOW IS EVERYONE DOING??" Alex says to the camera in our kitchen, set up to be streaming for a cooking stream
"Today we are doing a COOKING STREAMMMM" He yells energetically,
I smile and continue to watch him
"I have my little helper, y/n, y/n come here" he says reaching out to me
I poke into the camera and stand next to him, saying "hi chat"
And then walking away again
"She's gonna be helping me with everything today" he says, smiling
He explains everything to his chat, and then asks me to get his ingredients.
I grab everything he needs, he's making cookies so I grab the basics; sugar, eggs etc.
I hand him his ingredients, as he keeps talking to his chat and replying to text to speech donos.
"is that your girlfriend" he reads out loud
"are you my girlfriend" he asks, facing me
"no i am disgusted by you on most days and I am only here because you're paying me" I said
He stays quiet for a minute, looking at me, and then says "y-y/n... you weren't supposed to tell them.. that.. that I'm paying you to be here...." he says
I look into his eyes and burst out laughing, him doing the same, both of us not being able to stay serious
"Yeah, that's my girlfriend"
"You guys should've made a cake" he reads aloud again
"Why would we make a cake when he already has all of this cake right here?" I say, grabbing Alex and turning him around, pointing to his ass
"Shut uppppp" he says laughing, and turning back around
I laugh as well, and continue helping him
"Dude okay so what do, what do I do next?" He says, confused
"You are literally holding the instructions" I reply, walking out of camera to go check my phone and find the recipe
"Oh okay so this paper says to soften butter????????" He says looking at me
"I already did that. Just put it in the bowl"
"Oh okay" he says, turning around
"See chat, when you have a gf to do everything for you you like don't have to do anything" he says to his chat
I laugh and roll my eyes
"Chat is saying they want you to come back into the camera." He says looking at me
I walk back in with my phone, and continue to look at the recipe, while he goes back to the bowl
"Okay, now we need to measure the flour and put it the the bowl"
"Oh wait I just poured the chocolate chips in the bowl" he says, looking at me, making an 'uh-oh' face
"Why the fuck did you put the chocolate chips in the bowl?" I say
"I thought I had to put the chocolate chips in the bowl" he replies
"Literally zero people told you to put the chocolate chips in the bowl"
"I'm sorry it just made sense to put the chocolate chips in the bowl they're chocolate chip cookies"
I say nothing in response, staring at him, making a face
"guys I think I messed up, I messed up, this is kind of awkward guys, guys this is kind of awkward. This is awkward guys." He says laughing to his chat
"Put the damn flour in the bowl" I say, laughing
"Okay okayyyy so aggressive oh dios mío!" He says
He grabs the flour, and starts pouring it in the bowl, getting it all over his shirt and not measuring
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" i say to him
"WHAAATTTT WHATTT" he yells back
"I JUST TOLD YOU TO MEASURE IT"
"NO YOU SAID TO POUR IT"
"YES, BUT I SAID TO MEASURE IT BEFORE YOU DID THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS" I say in response, laughing at his stupidity
"why are you yelling at me. you're my girlfriend I thought you loved me. Dwayne The Rock Johnson would never speak to me like this" he says, standing in front of me
I turn to face him, looking him in the face
"Dwayne The Rock Johnson would've waited to put the chocolate chips in the bowl" I respond, making him laugh and almost fall back, as I laugh as well
"Fuck offff fuck off" he says
"OKAY LETS MAKE THE COOKIES" He says
We continue the cookies, him doing his best to make them, and then we put them on the baking sheet and into the oven
"Okay how long do we wait for?" He asks
"Fifteen minutes"
"WHAT?? WHY SO LONG" he yells
"stop yelling at me. if you loved me you wouldn't yell at me. Dwayne The Ro-" I start saying before he cuts me off by covering my mouth with his hand
His hand covering my mouth still, I stick my tongue out and lick his hand
"EW WHAT THE HELL" he yells
"Get your hand out of my face bitch" I reply, laughing
We continue to answer questions from chat, Random questions about us and other things
"How long have you two been dating" the dono reads out
"A year and 3 months" he says
"Alex...." I say, looking at him
"What?" He responds
"That's literally wrong." I said
"What????? How?? No??" He says
"It's been a year and 6 months idiot" I say
He looks up, thinking and then makes a face, looking at me with realization
"Oh shit it is!!" He says
I laugh and roll my eyes, walking out of the camera
"NO BABE COME BACK" he says, grabbing my stomach and pulling me into his body
"I'm sorry IM SORRY JEEZ" he says
"Dwayne-"
"SHUT UP THE ROCK WOULD NOT TREAT YOU BETTER THAN I WOULD" he yells, making me laugh
"If you guys kiss on camera I'll gift 50 subs" he reads from the dono
"Y/n kiss me"
"No, no I don't want to"
"Y/N PLEASE"
I run away, running into the living room and him chasing me
I run back into the kitchen and into the camera, him following
"I'll kiss you if you kiss me" I say
"What" he replies confused
I laugh, and then he pulls me into him and kisses me
"LETS GOOO IM GONNA GET FIFTY SUBS" he says
"LETS GOOOO" we both celebrate together
We go back to answering questions, "I have a crush on your girlfriend" he reads out loud
"You hearing this shit?" He says
"No, I'm not hearing anything actually I often try tune you out" I tell him
He turns and looks back at chat, making a fake disappointed face
"My girlfriend doesn't love me" he says
The alarm goes off, and he says "THE COOKIES" as he goes to grab them out of the oven
He opens the oven, and grabs the tray..... bare handed
He screams and pulls his hand back, holding it down in between his thighs
"Did you just burn your fucking hand?" I ask
"yes, fuck, ouch" he says, walking up to me
"Are you okay babe?" I ask
"No it hurts" he says
"Gosh, you are so dumb" I say, grabbing his wrist and dragging him to the sink, running it underwater
"Stay here, oh my god" I say, going and taking the cookies out of the oven properly, and then turning the oven off
"I just wanted to make some GODDAMN COOKIES" he says, making me laugh
"You're such a baby" I say
"Shut up" he replies
I help him make his hand feel a little better and then we taste the cookies.
After taking a bite, and swallowing it, I say "well, it's uh.. we.. we definitely made something..." I say
"Chat these are fucking horrible" he says, laughing
We start laughing, and put the cookies to the side
"Chat I'm gonna end stream, because my hand actually hurts a lot, I will see y'all later!" He says
"Yup, I have to go take care of him now, bye guys!" I smile, and he officially ends the stream
He turns to me, making a pouty face
"You okay babe?" I pout back
"no i want a kiss" he says
I kiss him, and he kisses back
"Can we go cuddle because I hurt my hand and it will make me feel better" he says
"Only because it will make you feel better and not because I also want to cuddle" I reply, smiling
We go to his room, and cuddle on his bed, as we end up both falling asleep, after a long day of making horrible, horrible cookies.
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Word count: 1432
I thought this was kinda cute idk :)