Aries: Constantly trying to kill Hijikata when you have the time, probably also pestering Sougo too.
Taurus: Trying to help Kondou with his 'courtship' with Otae, since its mating season for gorillas- gets slapped
Gemini: Trying to talk to Wolfro, causing Wolfro to have more bathroom breaks than usual.
Cancer: Probably sneaking a JUMP or a Sailor Moon™ episode during patrols
Leo: Rap time with Tetsunosuke lolol (Do you guys realize how his outfit looks like a mayonnaise? No wonder Toushi's in charge of him- gets slapped again)
Virgo: Stil trying to figure out how to clean the bathrooms properly without Kondou/Sougo messing it up
Libra: That one guy who sleeps in a dog house, just like MADAO
Scorpio: A Shinsengumi traitor who fought alongside Itou
Sagittarius: Katakuriko's personal favorite
Capricorn: Bitch, I work at the Miwarigumi-
Aquarius: The one who always constantly gets orders from Hijikata, if only there's some way that can kill him- get slapped again, but this time with sound effects-
Pisces: The only one who consoles Yamazaki, because he's a ✨precious bean✨
Love and Peace y'all-
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