RACCOON ENTHUSIASTS 🦭
LUCAS
you know what
would be fun
KUN
you not having
a daily 2 am crisis
WINWIN
getting actual sleep
YIREN
iF YOU SHUT
THE FUCK UP AT
TWO IN THE MORNING
LUCAS
be quiet you
don't even sleep
TEN
should i just
set an alarm at
this point
XIAOJUN
what would be
fun tho
LUCAS
if we all went
on a trip together
NINGNING
that would be fun!!
HENDERY
and a mess
LULI
let's do it
YANGYANG
where would we
go
LUCAS
LUCAS
meme credits to luli
LUCAS
idk where we
would go tho
WINWIN
what about korea
WINWIN
then we can meet
the gang gang irl
YANGYANG
ooh meeting up
with the gang gang
homies, let's do it
LULI
wait but didn't
lucas lose his job
LUCAS
i got another one :D
YIREN
who had the
lack of brains to
hire you
NINGNING
but lucas is pretty smart tho
LUCAS
thank you ningning
and shut up yiren
or i'll kick you
LUCAS
it's that one coffee
shop on 19th street
nectar cafe
LUCAS
so yeah i
can pay for
myself
HENDERY
HENDERY
meme credits to winwin
XIAOJUN
should we tell
gang gang
KUN
wait let's plan,
buy and pack before
we tell them
TEN
can we plan
at not 2 in
the morning
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HENDERY
LULI
that's cursed
XIAOJUN
why are his eyes
like that
KUN
it's 1 pm
HENDERY
after lucas woke
me up i couldn't
fall back asleep until
6 am
NINGNING
i found tickets
to korea!! on school
break too so kidz bop
won't miss anything. it
also alines with gang gang's
school break
KUN
i found a hotel
LUCAS
send them ss
ningning and kun
NINGNING
[photo attachment]
KUN
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YANGYANG
not a bad price tbh
TEN
wait that's in
like two weeks
WINWIN
but that gives us
time to get vacation
time from our jobs
YIREN
what about noodles
bella and louis
YIREN
YIREN
why is he looking
at me like that
LULI
his nose reminds
me of a cow idk why
XIAOJUN
his eyes creep me
out
XIAOJUN
idk tho i can
ask my parents
to take care of bella
TEN
i can ask a
friend
LULI
you have friends aside
from us?
TEN
kys
NINGNING
yiren you forgot
about giselle!!
HENDERY
huh
KUN
who's giselle
YIREN
ningning bought a duckling
TEN
why can i feel the
saltiness through
the screen
YIREN
SHE BOUGHT IT
AT A MCDONALD'S
AT FOUR IN THE MORNING
AND MADE ME COME WITH
HER
LUCAS
proof or it didn't
happen
NINGNING
YANGYANG
why is it wearing
a cupcake wrapper
XIAOJUN
i think it's supposed
to be a skirt
NINGNING
IT'S A SKIRT
YANGYANG
YIREN
she also dyed her hair
bright ass red and made
me help her
YIREN
and then she cried because,
and i quote:
YIREN
"I LOOK LIKE A USED TAMPON"
HENDERY
omg pics or it didn't
happen
NINGNING
my scalp is crying
YANGYANG
like you were
NINGNING
stfu
NINGNING
LULI
it suits you really well
TEN
dude that shit is VIBRANT
KUN
cat from victorious who
HENDERY
ariel who
XIAOJUN
oooo it looks good
LUCAS
oh my god your poor
poor scalp
WINWIN
it looks good ningning
WINWIN
also are we buying
the tickets or
not because if
we aren't then i
got my credit card
out for nothing
LULI
YOU MADE ME
GET IT
WINWIN
YOU WENT TO GET
WATER
LULI
YOU ASKED ME
AFTER I SAT DOWN
WINWIN
NO I DIDN'T
LULI
YES YOU FUCKING
DID
TEN
peace has been restored
HENDERY
y'all are so loud
and for what
YIREN
shouldn't you be
used to this by now
HENDERY
they're literally screaming
through the screen
KUN
yes buy the tickets
WINWIN
👌
XIAOJUN
ew i just realize
we're going on
a trip with two
couples
XIAOJUN
i'm too single
for this conversation
TEN
shut up xiaojun
the only person
rn who can be salty
about couples is
ning x2
NINGNING
yeah!
NINGNING
wait why
YIREN
oh my god 💀
WINWIN
GUYS GUYS GUYS
LULI
what
HENDERY
what
XIAOJUN
yeah
WINWIN
TEN AND I'S DANCE VIDEO
JUST HIT 1 MILLION VIEWS
TEN
WHAT
TEN
LES FUCKIN GEDDIT
YANGYANG
n 🧊
XIAOJUN
congrats bros
YIREN
nice my money didn't
go to waste
LUCAS
COOL I'M FRIENDS
WITH CELEBRITIES NOW
NINGNING
CONGRATS
KUN
congrats you two
LULI
going viral today bois
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so uh just to make things clear the raccoon enthusiasts know about what happened with the whole luli's house got broken into and allat and also they know that lucheng got back together but i didn't know how to write that so let's pretend that happened mkay
ningning got a duck lol i named her giselle because i got the idea of ningning getting a duck in the first place from that one clip of giselle from aespa going "it's a baby chick. it's a baby chick #2" and yeah ducks and chicks are different things but chickens are ugly so i did a duck instead
also hey 😃 did you 😃 know 😃 that i 😃 have a 😃 new-ish 😃 book 😃 called 😃 seven hours 😃