Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCON...

By GabrielXander

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DISCLAIMER
1: Fuck, Am I Screwed?
2: America Doesn't Suck When You're In An Anime
3: Did You Hate Inosuke, Or Did You Just Need To Go To Sleep?
4: The Fuckening
5: I Thought You Were American
6: Gurenge
7: I've Been Breathing The Wrong Way, But Honestly, What Else Is New?
8: In This World, It's Milk Or Be Milked
9: Itsy Bitsy Spider Is 'Bout To Catch These Hands
10: And "T" Is For Trauma!
11: If You Like The Big Boobies, You Are Prone Get Titty Whipped
12: Where's My Epic Background Music?
13: Knock Knock! Get The Door! It's Depression!
14: youtu.be/gGaRVoM6PFw
15: The Flame Pillar Wants Some Fuck
16: Are You The Prophet Now?
17: The Calm After The Storm
18: The Flame Pillar Wants Some Fuck Part 2
19: The Fuckening The Sequal
20: Bleeding To Your Death
21: I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It! It Tasted Like Iridocylitis!
22: Be A Bro And Don't Break The Code
23: Task Failed Successfully
24: Not Much Has Happened, But You Do Cry Again
25: ABSOLUTELY NOT FLAMBOYANT
26: The Ultimate Crossover (Not Really)
27: You Can't Have Nice Things
28: Please Spare Tanjiro Some Coochie?
29: Simpjiro Has A Twin Names Pimpjiro
30: Please Explain Everything To Me!
31: Good Evening, Rengoku-San!
32: Maybe Kyojuro Was The REAL Simp All Along
33: Are You Sure You Wanna Ride This Train?
34: It's Like High School Without The Musical
35: Bleeding To Your Death But For Real This Time
36: The Worse Case Scenario
37: There Is Mistrust, And There Is Realization
38: This Is Gospel
39: Do You Want To Go Back Home?
40: And So Things Were Decided
41: You Are Sekido's Friend
42: The Joint Trial Of The Demon Slayer Pillars
43: Your Life As A Telanovela Character
44: You Royally Fuck Up In More Ways Than One
45: All That's Happened Recently
46: Stoners Working The Graveyard Shift At Fast-Food Joints Are Fucking Cool
47: What In The Actual Fuck
48: On This Chapter Of (Y/n) Reacts: Your Life As A Manga Character
49: Life Isn't Always What You'd Think It Be
50: You Fucking Body Slam A Cop
51: Freedom From A Heavy Burden
52: Sanemi Thinks You're Okay
53: A Gift From Me To You
54: Unnecessarily Bittersweet Goodbyes
55: Senjuro 🥺
56: No Time To Rest
57: The Truth Come Out: Does (Y/n) Is Clairvoyant?
58: If He Likes Feet, Say: "Fuck It, Sweep Me Off Them."
59: Koi No Yokan
60: Bipolar Demon
61: Your Own Fucked Up Fairytale
62: Story Time
62.5: Atsushi Kōrenki
63: Define Monachopsis
64: 'Cause I Might Not Say It Back
65: Upper Moon Demons
66: You Should Become A Demon!
67: I Hate You
68: Bésame
69: Nice Lmao
70: This Shouldn't Be A Surprise
70.5: (๑>◡<๑)
71: The Shinazugawa Brother
72: The Other Shinazugawa Brother
73: Insult Simulator
74: You Finally Get Some Coochie
75: Build Up For The Worst
76: Is That A Rush Hour Reference?
77: Sana Sana Colita De Rana
78: Love Me Now, Panic Later
79: Suspicious Cold Sore Red
80: Tanner Stain Orange
81: Court-Ordered Urine Sample Yellow
82: Marijuana Green
83: Pregnancy Test Blue
84: Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Purple
85: Bong Water Brown
85.5: Buzzfeed Unsolved: The Baffling Disappearance Of (Y/n) (L/n)
86: Moral Ambiguity Grey
87: Tropical Ointment White
88: HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES
(Y/n) (L/n) Sings All Of The Words In The English Language
89: Void Of Existential Anguish Black
90: Mommy's Bright Red Stretch Marks
91: Hulk's Cum
92: Things We Can Have But Can't Keep
93: Knock Knock! Who's There? Boobs!
94: Short And Sweet
95: Home Is Where The Trauma Is
OFFICAL ART (?)
96: What Is Your Life?
97: The Endless Darkness Of The Ocean Is Becoming Tempting To Dive Into
98: Beyonce Would NEVER Treat Me Like This
100: Went From 0-100 Real Quick
101: Go Beyond Plus Ultra-Fucked
102: Homura
103: Gotcha Bitch
104: The Filler
105: You Know The Rules And So Do I
106: So Pretty It Pisses Me Off
107: We Can Dance Among The Stars
OWMS DELETED SCENES
108: Your Titties Look Heavy Let Me Hold Them For You
109: You Did A Wonderful Job
110: There Are Sadder Ways To Learn About Death
111: Death And All His Friends
112: RIP You: Heart Nutted Too Hard
113: Niggles
114: What Would Jesus Do?
115: 'Til Death Do Us Part
116: Sheeeesh
116.5: (;_;)
117: Bouquet Of Red Anemones
KnY/Obey Me x Reader
118: Back On Track
119: Guys Have Funny Little Butts
120: Won't You Say My Name?
Q&A and Stuff!!
121: You're So Easy To CyberBully
122: Fuckin' Kazuki
123: It's Clownery, Your Honor
124: But What Is Unnatural Sex?
125: But Never Meant To Be
Clout
126: Remind Me Why I Can't Just Go Home
127: Reverence
128: Only Love Can Hurt Like This
129: If We Have Each Other
UNHOLY OFFICIAL ART OF NAO
130: Tragedy's End
‼️‼️ IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️‼️
The End of an Era (for now lmao)
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU IS HERE!!!

99: You Won't Believe This False Hope

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By GabrielXander

A/N: Awkward Shinjuro made by :

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♪───O(≧∇≦)O────♪

You frantically shake off your backpack and drop the sword on the floor. You hurry to your feet and swing the door open, but it only led to the hallway of the Estate.

Your face scrunches up at the unknown yet awful feeling swelling in your chest. You slam the door closed and open it once again.

You pull your sleeve up again to check your arm, but the mark was still missing.

You shake your head and reach down to grab your sword. You march out of the room and start going down the halls.

"Kyojuro?!" You call loudly, "Senjuro?! Shin-Mr. Rengoku?!"

You're shaking so much right now. You're so fucking worried about Sekido being with that fucking lunatic.

You always knew (F/n) was a bit... possessive and obsessed with your friendship, but holy fuck you didn't think he was a fucking cliche Yandere bastard!

"Kyojuro!! Senjuro!! Where are you guys?! Mr. Rengo-"

"-Why are you yelling for-What are you wearing?" Shinjuro turns the corner to glare at you but his expression turns into confusion at your modern day attire, "You come back here and you're screaming first thing in-"

"-M-Mr. Rengoku, where's Kyojuro?" You tense up and instinctively hug your sword, "There's an emergency!"

Shinjuro's expression hardens, "What happened?"

"Um-So, I-I never told anyone this because i-it was just weird to-to talk about. But-um, when I-an old friend-he's not my friend anymore, but before I-I first arrived here, he almost got me killed when he tried kidnapping me!"

As you frantically speak, you're waving your hands in the air like you normally do for story telling. Shinjuro is just making sure the nirichin blade doesn't fly out of your hands.

"But Sekido managed to save me in time! B-But the thing is, (F/n) is-is psychopathic and-and obsessive and-and he's a danger to society! I-When Sekido and-and I were about to go-to go back, we saw someone had broken in-into my house!"

You start to feel light headed.

"And-And (F/n), I don't think he knew that-that Sekido was a-a demon! I-I think he was going to-to kill him! And when we went through the-the door, (F/n) tackled him! And-And Sekido told me to go through anyway and to close the door and-"

"-Hey! (L-L/n)! Calm down! You're speaking English, and I don't understand!" Shinjuro puts his hands gently on your shoulders and shakes you lightly back and forth, "Just breathe, okay? T-Try to mimic my breathing pattern."

You aggressively nod and try to focus on Shinjuro's breathing.

In for 5 seconds.

...

...

...

And slowly out for 5 seconds.

In for 5 seconds.

...

...

...

And slowly out for 5 seconds.

...

Okay.

"I think (F/n) was planning to kidnap me again, and when he saw Sekido, I think he wanted to kill him," You start to tear up, "And I Sekido told me to go through the tear without him. So I did. And..."

You pull your left sleeve back.

"The mark isn't here anymore and I'm really worried about Sekido."

Shinjuro frowns. It's... been a while since he has had a woman in his life. He's not exactly sure what he's supposed to do or say to comfort you. Shinjuro wasn't going to just tell you to suck it up or to tough it out.

He's been making the effort recently to be more kind, and you were a nice kid yourself who hasn't given him any reasons to be rude to begin with.

Plus, Shinjuro is sure Kyojuro would have his head if he was the reason for your crying.

"Isn't the mark's visibility determined on the physical distance between you two?" Shinjuro asks, "Maybe he's just far away."

You shake your head, "It's different this time. Before, I was just constantly aware that... that I wasn't alone. It's weird but before I was never that lonely. But now, I can't feel Sekido with me anymore."

Shinjuro thinks back to the first time Kyojuro had ever explained your situation to him.

Kyojuro had briefly mentioned a concern that it reminded him of Fairytale stories about Soulmate marks.

At the time, Shinjuro thought it was silly.

"Um..."

Shinjuro is not good with women; he awkwardly pats your head a few times.

"There, there."

You blink.

Oddly enough, it helped.

"Kyojuro left for a mission a few days ago, Senjuro is outside training," Shinjuro provides, "Your friends, Kamado and the others..."

"Kamado and Hashibira are in a coma. Agatsuma was well enough to go back into action about a week after that big mission they went on with Uzui."

You try to fight back tears but it was pointless.

"Are they at the Butterfly Estate?" You ask softly.

"Both Kamado's and Hashibira, yes. Agatsuma is on an assignment right now. As for Uzui..."

Shinjuro really didn't want to make you more upset than you were with everything going on, but it wouldn't be fair to lie to you.

"No one has seen or heard from him since. Not even from his wives, either. We don't know if they're alive, since Uzui was severely injured as well. At least from what I've heard."

You lower your head and hide your face in your elbow. You're trying your best to not make a sound, but it's not like crying into your sleeve would make you silent.

You know that Tanjiro, Inosuke, and Uzui would eventually be okay, but it's that nagging feeling in the back of your head.

What if they're never going to wake up? What if Uzui is dead? What if Sekido is dead?

Just the possibility that something is different and is going wrong, it's enough to make you emotional.

"I-I have to go find Sekido," You whimper, "I can't just-so much went wrong, I can't lose him too."

Shinjuro doesn't know what to say or do. All he can do right now is awkwardly pull you in for an awkward hug. Awkwardly patting your back like the awkward man he is.

"There, there."

"Oh, (Y/n)! You're... back..." Senjuro clutches the small towel in his hands and rushes down the hall, "Father, what happened?"

Shinjuro lightly pushes you away once Senjuro is right behind you. To which you immediately turn around to hug Senjuro instead.

"We'll discuss everything more once (L/n) can um... gather her thoughts," Shinjuro rubs his chin, "We'll send a letter to your brother in a bit too."

Senjuro was a bit flustered from being in close proximity with a female with boobs. And it gets worse when he is hugged to your boobie level too, but you needed the comfort so he really just had to man up.

——

"And that's the bitch," You mumble as you finish another sushi roll.

Senjuro was writing a letter with a solemn expression as you told them your sob story. Shinjuro was just awkwardly listening. President Obama was sitting on top of your head, keeping you somewhat sane.

The four of you were outside in the backyard, sitting on the engawa while you ate all the sushi rolls.

Apparently, they've heard about Gerik recently. So they were a bit put down from that as well.

"Sekido is quite strong, and he's been training with Kyojuro too," Senjuro adds, "We should have faith that he'll be okay."

"I guess..."

You hear a faint sound of flapping wings from ahead of you.

"Mi Cielito, hey g-GAH!"

Tu Cielito came at you full fucking speed and crashed into your chest.

You were about to push her off cause what the hell, but she kept rubbing into your chest, chirping and chirping and chirping.

Did she...

"Mi Cielito... did you miss me?"

Now that you think back, you didn't even tell President Obama or Tu Cielito where you were going. To them, you just vanished or died and no one around even gave a crap.

Your pet-your friend missed you.

You hug Tu Cielito tightly, but not too tight that you'll hurt her.

"I'm sorry, Mi Cielito! I-I was just out of the country visiting relatives!" You start to tear up when President Obama flies down to join the hug.

You are literally the scum of the Earth.

How could you have forgotten to tell your little animal friends?

"Tu Cielito has a message," Shinjuro mumbles.

He jumps when Tu Cielito turns her head to give him a death glare for interrupting the bonding moment.

Senjuro slowly removes the paper from Tu Cielito's claws, carefully unfolding it to read its content.

"...it says here you're to go on a mission with the Serpent Pillar, Iguro Obanai." Senjuro reads as he smiles, "He must be coming here to get you. I'm a little excited, I haven't seen him in a while."

Shinjuro grunts in acknowledgment.

"I mean, I just got back," You say quietly, "I'm sure he can wait a bit."

"No, I won't." A sudden yet familiar voice rings out from behind you, "Go change your clothes, we're leaving in 15 minutes-"

"-WAH!!"

"-WHAT THE FUCK!"

You and Senjuro were more verbal while Shinjuro just flinches very aggressively.

Bro he was just-

Bro he was just standing there-

"How-" You let go of President Obama and Tu Cielito, "-Did you just invite yourself in?"

"Yes. Now go change."

You groan in annoyance before standing up to go do just that.

No time to pity yourself it seems.

——

"I want you two to be on your best behavior!" You advise as Iguro forces you along by the elbow, "Don't have a party while I'm gone, I'll know!"

"Hurry up," Iguro says as he releases the fabric to your new haori, "We've already wasted time talking about your demon's situation."

"Chill. I'm coming, I'm coming," You scoff, "That's what she said, by the way."

Iguro refrains from sighing: "Stop talking."

"So, where are we going?"

"To my region."

"Oh... and how long will it take to get there?"

"3 days."

"What?!" You gawk at the Serpent Pillar, "What the hell are you doing all the way over here?!"

"Personal reasons."

"UGHHH MY GERSH!" You groan in annoyance and irritation, "But that's so farrrrr!!"

"Stop whining. We're going on this assignment to kill this demon whether you like it or not."

"Wanna play 21 questions?"

"No, stop talking."

"Wanna play I Spy?"

"No. Stop. Talking."

"Wanna play-"

"No. Stop. Talking."

"Wanna play Updog? Sugondeese? Ligma? Bofa?"

"N........What... are any of those things?"

Famous last words.

Iguro suddenly felt in danger.

And...

And was that Boss Music?

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