Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCON...

By GabrielXander

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[Check my profile for the new version of this story!!] [This is so... I wrote this when I was 16 ๐Ÿ˜ญ] [KnY Var... More

DISCLAIMER
1: Fuck, Am I Screwed?
2: America Doesn't Suck When You're In An Anime
3: Did You Hate Inosuke, Or Did You Just Need To Go To Sleep?
4: The Fuckening
5: I Thought You Were American
6: Gurenge
7: I've Been Breathing The Wrong Way, But Honestly, What Else Is New?
8: In This World, It's Milk Or Be Milked
9: Itsy Bitsy Spider Is 'Bout To Catch These Hands
10: And "T" Is For Trauma!
11: If You Like The Big Boobies, You Are Prone Get Titty Whipped
12: Where's My Epic Background Music?
13: Knock Knock! Get The Door! It's Depression!
14: youtu.be/gGaRVoM6PFw
15: The Flame Pillar Wants Some Fuck
16: Are You The Prophet Now?
17: The Calm After The Storm
18: The Flame Pillar Wants Some Fuck Part 2
19: The Fuckening The Sequal
20: Bleeding To Your Death
21: I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It! It Tasted Like Iridocylitis!
22: Be A Bro And Don't Break The Code
23: Task Failed Successfully
24: Not Much Has Happened, But You Do Cry Again
25: ABSOLUTELY NOT FLAMBOYANT
26: The Ultimate Crossover (Not Really)
27: You Can't Have Nice Things
28: Please Spare Tanjiro Some Coochie?
29: Simpjiro Has A Twin Names Pimpjiro
30: Please Explain Everything To Me!
31: Good Evening, Rengoku-San!
32: Maybe Kyojuro Was The REAL Simp All Along
33: Are You Sure You Wanna Ride This Train?
34: It's Like High School Without The Musical
35: Bleeding To Your Death But For Real This Time
36: The Worse Case Scenario
37: There Is Mistrust, And There Is Realization
38: This Is Gospel
39: Do You Want To Go Back Home?
40: And So Things Were Decided
41: You Are Sekido's Friend
42: The Joint Trial Of The Demon Slayer Pillars
43: Your Life As A Telanovela Character
44: You Royally Fuck Up In More Ways Than One
45: All That's Happened Recently
46: Stoners Working The Graveyard Shift At Fast-Food Joints Are Fucking Cool
47: What In The Actual Fuck
48: On This Chapter Of (Y/n) Reacts: Your Life As A Manga Character
49: Life Isn't Always What You'd Think It Be
50: You Fucking Body Slam A Cop
51: Freedom From A Heavy Burden
52: Sanemi Thinks You're Okay
53: A Gift From Me To You
54: Unnecessarily Bittersweet Goodbyes
55: Senjuro ๐Ÿฅบ
56: No Time To Rest
57: The Truth Come Out: Does (Y/n) Is Clairvoyant?
58: If He Likes Feet, Say: "Fuck It, Sweep Me Off Them."
59: Koi No Yokan
60: Bipolar Demon
61: Your Own Fucked Up Fairytale
62: Story Time
62.5: Atsushi Kลrenki
63: Define Monachopsis
64: 'Cause I Might Not Say It Back
65: Upper Moon Demons
66: You Should Become A Demon!
67: I Hate You
68: Bรฉsame
69: Nice Lmao
70: This Shouldn't Be A Surprise
70.5: (เน‘>โ—ก<เน‘)
71: The Shinazugawa Brother
72: The Other Shinazugawa Brother
73: Insult Simulator
74: You Finally Get Some Coochie
75: Build Up For The Worst
76: Is That A Rush Hour Reference?
77: Sana Sana Colita De Rana
78: Love Me Now, Panic Later
79: Suspicious Cold Sore Red
80: Tanner Stain Orange
81: Court-Ordered Urine Sample Yellow
82: Marijuana Green
83: Pregnancy Test Blue
84: Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Purple
85: Bong Water Brown
85.5: Buzzfeed Unsolved: The Baffling Disappearance Of (Y/n) (L/n)
86: Moral Ambiguity Grey
87: Tropical Ointment White
88: HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES
(Y/n) (L/n) Sings All Of The Words In The English Language
89: Void Of Existential Anguish Black
90: Mommy's Bright Red Stretch Marks
91: Hulk's Cum
92: Things We Can Have But Can't Keep
93: Knock Knock! Who's There? Boobs!
94: Short And Sweet
OFFICAL ART (?)
96: What Is Your Life?
97: The Endless Darkness Of The Ocean Is Becoming Tempting To Dive Into
98: Beyonce Would NEVER Treat Me Like This
99: You Won't Believe This False Hope
100: Went From 0-100 Real Quick
101: Go Beyond Plus Ultra-Fucked
102: Homura
103: Gotcha Bitch
104: The Filler
105: You Know The Rules And So Do I
106: So Pretty It Pisses Me Off
107: We Can Dance Among The Stars
OWMS DELETED SCENES
108: Your Titties Look Heavy Let Me Hold Them For You
109: You Did A Wonderful Job
110: There Are Sadder Ways To Learn About Death
111: Death And All His Friends
112: RIP You: Heart Nutted Too Hard
113: Niggles
114: What Would Jesus Do?
115: 'Til Death Do Us Part
116: Sheeeesh
116.5: (;_;)
117: Bouquet Of Red Anemones
KnY/Obey Me x Reader
118: Back On Track
119: Guys Have Funny Little Butts
120: Won't You Say My Name?
Q&A and Stuff!!
121: You're So Easy To CyberBully
122: Fuckin' Kazuki
123: It's Clownery, Your Honor
124: But What Is Unnatural Sex?
125: But Never Meant To Be
Clout
126: Remind Me Why I Can't Just Go Home
127: Reverence
128: Only Love Can Hurt Like This
129: If We Have Each Other
UNHOLY OFFICIAL ART OF NAO
130: Tragedy's End
โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT โ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ
The End of an Era (for now lmao)
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU IS HERE!!!

95: Home Is Where The Trauma Is

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By GabrielXander

A/N: I just want to say Thank You all so much for almost 60k Reads and over 5.25k Votes on Wattpad!

This means a lot to me and honestly I'm just flabbergasted on how big my audience is already!

Thank you all so much! Thank you all for your support! I love every single one of you!

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"(Y/n)," Sekido rubs the back of his head, "are you—sure about this?"

"I'm sure. I'm just going to be gone for a little while," You mumble as you adjust the strap of your backpack to hang off your right shoulder, "Sekido, I can't be gone longer for 2 months, okay? So rest up for as long as you want 'till then."

"Yeah, I will."

"I'll be leaving my iPhone so you can um-you know," You cross your arms under your amazing tits, "Check up and make sure I'm uh-I'm okay."

Kyojuro had his arms crossed too, and it seemed he was hiding something in his hand.

Kyojuro didn't-couldn't look you in the eyes, "Do you have to go?"

All four of you: Kyojuro, Senjuro, Sekido, and yourself, were in the room you shared with Nezuko. Shinjuro didn't want to see you go because he'll be sad: at least that's what you're telling yourself.

You had a fresh change of uniform on, your new haori, your backpack filled with clothes and your phone, and your nirichin blade.

You were ready to leave 15 minutes after telling them you had to go.

You didn't want to force a smile, so you didn't.

"What happened last night was hard to... it was the second time in my life I had to experience something like this. And I just need to surround myself with the people who were there for me the first time I ever experienced this." You vaguely provide, "Please understand that I'm leaving so that I can better cope with this because that's what's best for me."

You watch silently as Sekido uses his Blood Demon Art to change the door into your door room from your original world.

You duck your head down; you felt vulnerable knowing Kyojuro, Senjuro, and Sekido would be able to read your expression.

"I promise to tell you what happened last night when I come back. Unless you hear it from someone else until then, I mean." You clear your throat, "Kyojuro, can I ask you for a favor?"

"Yes, what is it?" He still won't look at you.

"When Tengen returns, can you send him a letter to him on my behalf? When I return, I want to see him." You feel yourself tear up, "Send as many letters as you can until he responds. And... you three behave, okay?"

"Will you be okay?" Senjuro asks.

You nod in response.

Then, you awkwardly wave before reaching for the doorknob.

"Wha-You're not even going to say goodbye?" Kyojuro raises his voice so suddenly at the end it honestly startled you.

You sigh and turn around, "I'm going to come back, Kyo-"

"-You shouldn't leave without saying goodbye," Kyojuro's voice is firm, "We don't know how long you'll be away, saying goodbye matters right now."

Senjuro and Sekido didn't want to voice it, but they agreed with Kyojuro.

You try to remember a cheesy quote from a fucking web-series about Halo.

"I can't say goodbye this time," You offer a forced smile, "If I don't say goodbye, then I'm not really gone. I'm just not here right now."

Kyojuro takes in a breath to retaliate, but his shoulders relax after a second.

"You have to come back anyway," Kyojuro finally looks up at you, his smile strained, "I learned a few pick-up lines in English."

You couldn't suppress a real smile this time, "I can't wait."

"Be safe, (Y/n)," Senjuro pipes up, "Don't forget to exercise your shoulder."

You tip your invisible cap to him: "Wouldn't dream of it, baby boy."

"Don't come back with COVID or I will actually leave your ass there." Sekido says lamely, "And don't talk to strangers." 

"Aw, but I talk to you, who's stranger than that?" You smirk smugly, smirk the smirkiest,
smugliest smirk that has ever been smirked smugly.

Sekido nods, "We'll see ya later."

You nod back with a small smile and turn around: "See you later, guys."

No one stops you from opening the door to your room.

No one stops you from walking inside.

And no one stops you from closing the door behind you. When you close the door, it changes back into the original sliding doors the room had.

Kyojuro sighs through his nose and pulls his arms out from their crossed position. In his right hand was the puzzle box you gave him.

He wanted to show you he solved it last night.

——

When you heard the small click of the door closing behind you, the room suddenly went pitch black while double, white bi-fold doors appeared a few feet in front of you.

You take a deep breath and walk forward. This time, you're not hesitant to open them.

Your room was cleaner than you remember leaving it. It was dark out, which makes sense(?) since it was early morning in Japan. There was also a stack of-maybe magazines on your neatly made bed.

You close the closet doors behind you and walk to your bed.

You put the backpack on the bed and deadpan when you see what the magazines were.

Lesbian porn magazines.

You scrunch your face and shake your head in disappointment.

"This house is a fucking NIGHTMARE!"

You stubbornly pull out your nirichin blade and sheath from your belt and throw it on the bed.

You walk to your wooden box filled with toys and knives. You have a box of cash in there, you'll order a pizza online from your dad's tablet. You're pretty sure Pizza Hut is open for delivery right now.

——

"SAY SOMETHING, I'M GIVING UP ON YOU!!"

You sob as you stuff your face with pepperoni pizza... crust first.

You were laying down on your back, your nirichin blade was next to you just in case. Your Android was on it's charger and also playing your "Sad Bitch Hours" playlist on your Bluetooth speaker.

"AND I'M SORRY THAT COULDN'T GET TO YOU!!!"

Your dad-who was standing in the doorway and texting in the groupchat he was forced to be in with your siblings-was watching in silent horror as you finished your second box of medium pepperoni pizza. You didn't even notice him. If you did, you were ignoring him.

God forbid you actually notice him though.

If you do, you'll wind up shame-eating all four pizzas. You'll wake up all greasy and sweaty. Your sheets will look like what they wrap deli sandwiches in.

"AND ANYWHERE IIII WOULD'VE FOLLOWED YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!"

Your dad takes a step in your room.

"OHHHHH-OOHHHHHH!!!!"

Your dad takes a step out of your room.

"SAY SOMETHING, I'M GIVING UP ON YOU!!"

Your dad just... stands there.

You're left laying there, crying, "Say something, I'm giving up on you."

Your dad sends a message to the group chat, telling them to bring ice cream for you.

Your bottom lip trembles, "Say something..."

"..." Your father rubs the back of his head, "You good, (Y-"

"AAHDGDISBDIEBFKANXHLSBFUD!!"

You throw the empty pizza box at some corner of your room. You scramble to get back on your feet and immediately hug your dad.

"WHY ARE YOU LATE?! IT'S 1AM YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN HOME AT 5!" You wail into your dad's shirt, "WHAT DO YOU EVEN DO AT SCHOOL AS A 3RD GRADE TEACHER?!"

"Wh-I-School is online now. I was out on a date-wait wait wait!" Your dad shakes his head and rubs your back, "What are you even doing here? I thought that you wanted to-"

"-I JUST NEEDED TO SEE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE!"

"Okay, well, use your inside voice."

"jdbjdhrbyzbxjbexbkutxb!"

"I know, I know." Your dad sighs, "I read the manga."

"aknzbchaodnrjxb??"

"Yeah, I'm all caught up on the updates."

"xnsjdbekdbakxndbsjbxbxbsjxbanxbak..."

"I already texted them, your brothers and sisters will be here soon."

"jzbcnwodnd."

"You're welcome."

"..."

"..."

Your dad tilts his head: "Did you eat 2 whole pizzas by yourself?"

"ANWBDIABXOWGEBEOANXBWIDBNWBD-"

"-OKAY! I'M SORRY! I TAKE IT BACK!"

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