Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCON...

By GabrielXander

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DISCLAIMER
1: Fuck, Am I Screwed?
2: America Doesn't Suck When You're In An Anime
3: Did You Hate Inosuke, Or Did You Just Need To Go To Sleep?
4: The Fuckening
5: I Thought You Were American
6: Gurenge
7: I've Been Breathing The Wrong Way, But Honestly, What Else Is New?
8: In This World, It's Milk Or Be Milked
9: Itsy Bitsy Spider Is 'Bout To Catch These Hands
10: And "T" Is For Trauma!
11: If You Like The Big Boobies, You Are Prone Get Titty Whipped
12: Where's My Epic Background Music?
13: Knock Knock! Get The Door! It's Depression!
14: youtu.be/gGaRVoM6PFw
15: The Flame Pillar Wants Some Fuck
16: Are You The Prophet Now?
17: The Calm After The Storm
18: The Flame Pillar Wants Some Fuck Part 2
19: The Fuckening The Sequal
20: Bleeding To Your Death
21: I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It! It Tasted Like Iridocylitis!
22: Be A Bro And Don't Break The Code
23: Task Failed Successfully
24: Not Much Has Happened, But You Do Cry Again
25: ABSOLUTELY NOT FLAMBOYANT
26: The Ultimate Crossover (Not Really)
27: You Can't Have Nice Things
28: Please Spare Tanjiro Some Coochie?
29: Simpjiro Has A Twin Names Pimpjiro
30: Please Explain Everything To Me!
31: Good Evening, Rengoku-San!
32: Maybe Kyojuro Was The REAL Simp All Along
33: Are You Sure You Wanna Ride This Train?
34: It's Like High School Without The Musical
35: Bleeding To Your Death But For Real This Time
36: The Worse Case Scenario
37: There Is Mistrust, And There Is Realization
38: This Is Gospel
39: Do You Want To Go Back Home?
40: And So Things Were Decided
41: You Are Sekido's Friend
42: The Joint Trial Of The Demon Slayer Pillars
43: Your Life As A Telanovela Character
44: You Royally Fuck Up In More Ways Than One
45: All That's Happened Recently
46: Stoners Working The Graveyard Shift At Fast-Food Joints Are Fucking Cool
47: What In The Actual Fuck
48: On This Chapter Of (Y/n) Reacts: Your Life As A Manga Character
49: Life Isn't Always What You'd Think It Be
50: You Fucking Body Slam A Cop
51: Freedom From A Heavy Burden
52: Sanemi Thinks You're Okay
53: A Gift From Me To You
54: Unnecessarily Bittersweet Goodbyes
55: Senjuro 🥺
56: No Time To Rest
57: The Truth Come Out: Does (Y/n) Is Clairvoyant?
58: If He Likes Feet, Say: "Fuck It, Sweep Me Off Them."
59: Koi No Yokan
60: Bipolar Demon
61: Your Own Fucked Up Fairytale
62: Story Time
62.5: Atsushi Kōrenki
63: Define Monachopsis
64: 'Cause I Might Not Say It Back
65: Upper Moon Demons
66: You Should Become A Demon!
67: I Hate You
68: Bésame
69: Nice Lmao
70: This Shouldn't Be A Surprise
70.5: (๑>◡<๑)
71: The Shinazugawa Brother
72: The Other Shinazugawa Brother
73: Insult Simulator
74: You Finally Get Some Coochie
75: Build Up For The Worst
76: Is That A Rush Hour Reference?
77: Sana Sana Colita De Rana
78: Love Me Now, Panic Later
79: Suspicious Cold Sore Red
80: Tanner Stain Orange
81: Court-Ordered Urine Sample Yellow
82: Marijuana Green
83: Pregnancy Test Blue
84: Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Purple
85: Bong Water Brown
85.5: Buzzfeed Unsolved: The Baffling Disappearance Of (Y/n) (L/n)
86: Moral Ambiguity Grey
87: Tropical Ointment White
88: HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES
(Y/n) (L/n) Sings All Of The Words In The English Language
89: Void Of Existential Anguish Black
90: Mommy's Bright Red Stretch Marks
92: Things We Can Have But Can't Keep
93: Knock Knock! Who's There? Boobs!
94: Short And Sweet
95: Home Is Where The Trauma Is
OFFICAL ART (?)
96: What Is Your Life?
97: The Endless Darkness Of The Ocean Is Becoming Tempting To Dive Into
98: Beyonce Would NEVER Treat Me Like This
99: You Won't Believe This False Hope
100: Went From 0-100 Real Quick
101: Go Beyond Plus Ultra-Fucked
102: Homura
103: Gotcha Bitch
104: The Filler
105: You Know The Rules And So Do I
106: So Pretty It Pisses Me Off
107: We Can Dance Among The Stars
OWMS DELETED SCENES
108: Your Titties Look Heavy Let Me Hold Them For You
109: You Did A Wonderful Job
110: There Are Sadder Ways To Learn About Death
111: Death And All His Friends
112: RIP You: Heart Nutted Too Hard
113: Niggles
114: What Would Jesus Do?
115: 'Til Death Do Us Part
116: Sheeeesh
116.5: (;_;)
117: Bouquet Of Red Anemones
KnY/Obey Me x Reader
118: Back On Track
119: Guys Have Funny Little Butts
120: Won't You Say My Name?
Q&A and Stuff!!
121: You're So Easy To CyberBully
122: Fuckin' Kazuki
123: It's Clownery, Your Honor
124: But What Is Unnatural Sex?
125: But Never Meant To Be
Clout
126: Remind Me Why I Can't Just Go Home
127: Reverence
128: Only Love Can Hurt Like This
129: If We Have Each Other
UNHOLY OFFICIAL ART OF NAO
130: Tragedy's End
‼️‼️ IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️‼️
The End of an Era (for now lmao)
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU IS HERE!!!

91: Hulk's Cum

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By GabrielXander

A/N: This is your new nichirin blade! I hope you like it!

♪───O(≧∇≦)O────♪

Despite constantly being aware that your friends will be meeting certain doom in a few days, you can't help but get excited right now! Gerik will be coming by with your new weapon in just a few moments!

Period who? We don't know her! Kyojuro might be sad that she's gone because she let him cuddle with you.

BUT SHE'S DEAD NOW!

Anyway, Tu Cielito flew by squawking about a sword-smith on his way. And since no one else in the Rengoku Estate needed a weapon, by process of elimination, that means it's Gerik.

Maybe Sekido should sign up for a nichirin blade too.

You noticed he's been getting lethargic lately, and it's probably because he's constantly using his Blood Demon Art to keep you alive.

Sekido deserves a break. You'll talk to him about it soon.

Anyway, when Gerik showed up to Uzui's party about 2 months ago, he was super pissed that you lost your kama. It probably took a really long and difficult time to make.

You don't know if he'll be providing you with a normal blade or another kama, but you're just excited to see how he'll include Akira's hand-guard.

You're honestly hoping for just a normal nichirin sword. The kama was a hassle, and it'll be easier to use a sword now that Kyojuro was teaching you with a wooden one.

"So, I was thinking," Why are you doing this, "That it'd be pretty badass if you joined us when my weapon arrives."

"...no."

"Why?"

"Because becoming a Demon Slayer is pointless. This is all pointless." Shinjuro mumbles from his place on his futon.

"Ohhh..." You click your tongue with an uninterested attitude, "I give you full permission to make fun of me when my blade doesn't change color."

"If you can't even use a Breath Style-"

You scoff silently and roll your eyes as he continues to talk.

"-You have no business becoming a swordsman."

"Right, so," You shift on your knees to get more comfortable, "funny story, my weapon changed to like-three colors last time. I don't know how, I think it might be God trying to protect me in some way from certain death."

You tilt your head to the side in thought, "Which is cool since God basically owes me a few favors at this point."

"...what?"

"Okay, so not that funny, but it's a story."

"..."

"..."

"Kyojuro told you, didn't he?" You rub the back of your neck, "Didn't he tell you the real reason I'm in the Demon Slayer Corps?"

"...no. And I don't care-"

"-They don't actually care if I'm capable as a swordsman or not. The thing is, they only allowed me to join because of my clairvoyant abilities." You sigh, "I can see into the future with freaky accuracy. And I can tell you this, but you really can not share this with anyone else."

Shinjuro shifts to look at you over his shoulder.

"This generation of swordsmen will be the last one. And I mean that in a good way," You relax your shoulders before standing up, "So just... let's enjoy the moments we're given before the time comes for the ultimate sacrifice."

You fix your uniform skirt before opening the sliding doors: "Feel free to join us in the main room anytime. I'll welcome you with open arms. The permission to make fun of my blade is still valid."

"...No one would want me to join, anyway-"

"-If I didn't want you to join us, I wouldn't have gone out of my way to invite you myself," You look back at Shinjuro, "But I don't want you to feel like you have to go if you really don't want to. Whatever makes you comfortable."

——

What the hell were you thinking?! You think you're some kind of-of inspiring person who can change that man with just a few words?!

You were pacing back and forth in the living room. Sekido was sitting in his tiny form wrapped from head to toe in his cloak. Kyojuro and Senjuro were sitting down as well, watching you panic.

President Obama was nestled on top of Kyojuro's hair, Tu Cielito was on Senjuro's lap, letting the boy pet her.

"Dude, what's your deal?" Sekido's baby voice was muffled due to his cloak.

"Sekido?"

"Yeah?"

"My anxiety might be chronic, but this ass is iconic."

Sekido sighs in defeat, but doesn't disagree because you're right.

You stop in your tracks before speaking quietly: "I asked Kyojuro's dad to join us."

"YIKES!!"

"I KNOW!!!"

Kyojuro refrains from tilting his head to the side, "Is everything alright?"

"Rengoku, sometimes in life..." Sekido leans over and plops on his side, "Ya done fuck up."

"Oh!" The older blonde nods ever-so-slightly, "I understand!"

"You do?"

"Mm!"

"Mr. President!" You walk over to Kyojuro and cup your hands in front of President Obama, "Mr. President, I need some emotional support!"

President Obama tilts his head before hopping into your hands.

You were tearing up already, "Bestow upon me your wisdom, President Obama!"

"..."

"..."

President Obama does a tiny hop.

You legitimately start sobbing.

"Oh my GOD."

"Jesus Christ," Sekido says under his breath before speaking out loud while he sits back up, "You good, OP?"

"HE'S SO FUCKING CUTE AND FOR WHAT?!"

Tu Cielito flies off Senjuro's lap and lands on your right shoulder.

"..."

"..."

She leans on your head as President Obama nuzzles against your hands.

"OH MY G O D!"

You were just having a meltdown at this point.

"Oh, what the f..."

Kyojuro, Senjuro, and Sekido turn around and see Shinjuro standing behind them. He had a concerned expression while looking at you cry, worried about your mental health.

"Father? Were we being too loud?" Senjuro shrinks just a bit.

Shinjuro opens his mouth but you talk before he can.

"Shinjuro, Senjuro, and Kyojuro," You sniff away the tears, "Your names are so similar, is it a Japanese thing, Mr. Rengoku?"

Kyojuro, Senjuro, and Sekido tense up. Shinjuro furrows his eyebrows before relaxing and walking further into the room.

"I suppose it is," Shinjuro sits next to Sekido at a respectable distance, "It's some type of succession the child takes on."

You walk over and sit on your knees in front of the head of the Rengoku Estate.

"Oh deadass? That's kind of cool!" You held President Obama with one hand to fix your skirt with the other, "Do Japanese people have middle names?"

"The hell are middle names?" Shinjuro frowns.

President Obama flies out of your hand in favor of sitting on Kyojuro's head once again.

The three boys were fucking amazed that you were just having a normal conversation with Shinjuro.

"Are you serious right now?" You balk, "Middle names, dude!"

"Repeating it won't suddenly make me know."

Knock. Knock. Knock.

"Nose-goes!"

You and Sekido (though he struggled a bit) touch your noses.

"...?"

"...?"

"...?"

The Rengoku's didn't know the fuck just happened.

"I'll just..." Senjuro stands up, "get it."

——

"Open it."

"I'm getting there."

"What did you make?" Senjuro leans on his palm.

"Surprise." Gerik replies monotonously.

Gerik had gotten comfortable enough around you to remove his mask from his face. Though right now, he looks tired from your hesitation.

"My flame," President Obama just sitting on the hill of Kyojuro's big titties, "why are you hesitant to look at your new blade?"

"I-I'm just preparing myself." You place your hands on the fabric wrapped around the sword, "You put it on, right Gerik?"

At this, Gerik's expression softens: "Yes, I did."

Sekido scooches closer, still wrapped in his cloak.

You lift up the fabric and unwrap the sword.

The scabbard was plain black with the ends of both sides. The handle was wrapped in black fabric with blue, diamond plates running down each side.

Tied to Akira's hand-guard was a green, silky string with two blue flowers made of glass.

You immediately start tearing up.

"That's a beautiful hand-guard," Shinjuro mutters.

You nod aggressively: "Yeah, i-it is!"

You take the nichirin blade by the hand-guard and the sheath. The glass flowers clinked against each other as you lifted the sword from the fabric.

You sniff away your tears, cupping the glass flowers: "Did you make this?"

Gerik rubs the back of his head: "Actually, it was a gift from my wife, Miku."

"Oh, that's so sweet!" You start tearing up again.

"Bro, pull out the sword!" Sekido grins from behind his cloak, "Let's see it change colors!"

You nod in agreement: "Mr. Rengoku, you still have permission to make fun of me if it doesn't change color."

Kyojuro raises an eyebrow at his father; his father very purposely looks away from everyone's looks.

Your grip on the handle was comfortable. You pull out the sword. It was lighter than the kama. Maybe 2-3 pounds.

You all stare in anticipation.

...

But nothing happened.

"You're not gonna make fun of me?" You ask.

"Well, I-"

It starts to change color.

The top half of the blade was silver, then it had a cut that was a deep orange color that faded into a bright yellow.

Just like the kama.

"OHHH-HO-HO-HOOO!!" You grin like a maniac, "BITCHES!!!"

——

"I promise I'll be careful!" You bow, "Seriously, trust me, okay? I'll be back tomorrow morning."

Sekido frowns: "Just let me-"

"-Sekido." You cut him off, "Just watch over President Obama, alright?"

"Are you sure I can't at least-"

"-No, Kyojuro!" You lightly nudge Gerik out the door, "I'm just going to the village to meet Miku. That's it."

"It's pretty late, though." Senjuro frowns.

You smile softly and pat the baby, "Gerik and I will be just fine."

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