dylan: it's really...you.. wow..
bakugo: what are you, a fan boy?
andy: actually he said he hates-
dylan: I didn't really think I was going to be talked to be you! this is such an honor! i'm a huge fan of yours! I was at your signing! b-but...uh..
bakugo: but what, spit it out
dylan: you kinda shoved me to the side and then left..
eli: what the hell, really?
they all looked over at me
eli: no wonder you hate him so much
bakugo: HUH?!
eli: dad you should really work on your people skills, you're like another version of endeavor, no one likes you
bakugo: BABY? Y-YOU DONT MEAN THAT!
eli: I do, now give dylan a hug and say you're sorry
bakugo: BUT-
eli: NOW, BAKUGO!
he pushed andy out of the way and gave dylan a hug
bakugo: IM SORRY!
dylans eyes were about to pop out from the excitement, my dad pushed dylan away and ran towards me grabbing me by my shoulders
bakugo: T-THERE??
eli: yes, you big baby
I hugged him and gave him a kiss on the cheek
bakugo: i'll give you guys a ride back to school! let me get my keys! your mom isn't here so she can't teleport you guys-
dylan: oh wow, arely! you're so lucky to have two top heros as your parents! your dad is literally awesome, your mom is so cool! and she's sooo bad-
bakugo: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SAY ABOUT MY WIFE!?
andy: OOOOKAYYY! I-I THINK ITS TIME WE SHUT UP AND GO!
dylan: R-RIGHT!
he shoved dylan off my driveway and started walking ahead
eli: it's your fault you got with an attractive gal
bakugo: you make it sound like that's a bad thing
we laughed
bakugo: how are you holding up
eli: ...doing better, definitely better than last week
bakugo: have you spoken with your uncle
eli: not yet
bakugo: you can't be mad at him, arely, it wasn't his fault
eli: I know it's not.. I just need space from everything related to kairi right now.. I don't wanna accidentally say anything bad to my uncle
my dad patted my head
bakugo: get your ass to school now
eli: you're lame
bakugo: am not!
eli: byeee!
I waved as I ran back to catch up to andy and dylan.
eli: bro, you're weird
dylan: how?! your mom is bad i'm just saying
eli: dylan
I grabbed him by his shoulders
eli: your dad is so hot! oh my gosh he's like ughhh so damn hot!
dylan: what the hell?! stop that!
eli: but why? he's a just sooo fucking hot!
dylan: because it's weird!
andy chuckled and I raised my eyebrows at dylan
dylan: ..point taken, sorry
eli: yo what time does the party start tomorrow
andy: like around 5
eli: im only going to eat, then i'm coming back to the dorms
dylan: what?! no!
andy: you have to stay the whole time! please!
eli: I don't like parties!
andy: we can just hang out upstairs in my room then
eli: why didn't you just say that from the start!
andy: b-because!
dylan: cause he's never had a girl in his room before
he laughed
andy: that's not true!
dylan: your sister and mom don't count
andy: just shut up!
eli: if you aren't comfortable with me in your room we'll hangout downstairs
andy: no, I do want you in my room!
dylan and I looked at each other and tried not to laugh
eli: damn andy, what you tryna say?
andy: not like that!
dylan: do you also want me in your room?
andy: you guys are so annoying!
we laughed at him getting flustered and we sorta just teased him the whole way back.
kayla: andy!
she said from across the hall
andy: what
I didn't really look at her, I just stood there with my hand on my dorm door
kayla: mommy and daddy want us to sleep at home today so we can spend some time with them before the party
andy: tell mOmMy and DaDdY that im hanging out with friends
she looked at dylan and then glared at me
eli: ..just go, andy, i'll see you tomorrow at the party
kayla: and who invited you?
dylan: I did
eli: well I was kinda forced to say yes but-
andy: so did I
kayla: why?!
andy: because she's my friend
kayla: ..taking this a bit too far, aren't you?
she chuckled
andy: ...
he grabbed kayla by the arm and started walking away, he was saying something to her but he was too far to hear
eli: ..
dylan: hey, don't pay attention to her
eli: ..yeah..
dylan: ..let's watch that movie you wanted to watch the other night, i'll go get some snacks
I smiled a dylan and nodded my head as I went in my dorm and he went into to kitchen
y/n's pov:
y/n: katsuki
bakugo: yeah?
he yelled from downstairs
y/n: where's my other shoe!
bakugo: why the fuck are you asking me! it's not my shoe!
y/n: you rude bitch! have you SEEN it?!
bakugo: no! check under the bed!
y/n: why the fuck would It be under the bed-
it was under the bed.
bakugo: did you find it!
y/n: ...yes!
bakugo: idiot!
y/n: you know what!
bakugo: what! what! you're not gonna cook for me anymore? cause if that's what you're gonna say, THANK YOU!
y/n: MY COOKING SKILLS ARE AMAZING
bakugo: NO, THEY ARENT!
y/n: YOU KNOW WHAT!? NO SEX FOR TWO WEEKS
(ayo wattpad, they're aged up, please don't take it down 😹💔)
I heard unbelievably fast footsteps running full speed up stairs and then he tripped while running into the room
bakugo: WHAT?! NO! ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY?! YOU CANT JUST DO THAT!
y/n: yes the fuck I can, no punani for you
bakugo: NO! NO! I WANT MY PUNANI! IM SORRY OKAY?!
y/n: move
bakugo: y/nnnnn!
he whined
bakugo: i WILL commit die
y/n: you're stupid
we laughed
bakugo: who are you kidding anyways, you can't even go like TWO DAYS without us having sex
y/n: ..fuck off
I walked downstairs as he laughed trailing behind me
y/n: i'm gonna get going now
bakugo: alright
I opened the door
bakugo: wait! gimmie kiss!
y/n: you're so annoying
I walked back over to him and gave him a quick kiss
bakugo: be carful
y/n: yeah yeah
bakugo: I love you
y/n: I love you too, i'll see you in a bit
he nodded and I walked out of the door and started up the car
y/n: wait, I have a quirk
I laughed
y/n: cars are for losers, like bakugo
I teleported and went in the building
officer: what can I do for you today
y/n: i'm here to visit Keon Tsushima