Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru [DISCON...

By GabrielXander

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[Check my profile for the new version of this story!!] [This is so... I wrote this when I was 16 😭] [KnY Var... More

DISCLAIMER
1: Fuck, Am I Screwed?
2: America Doesn't Suck When You're In An Anime
3: Did You Hate Inosuke, Or Did You Just Need To Go To Sleep?
4: The Fuckening
5: I Thought You Were American
6: Gurenge
7: I've Been Breathing The Wrong Way, But Honestly, What Else Is New?
8: In This World, It's Milk Or Be Milked
9: Itsy Bitsy Spider Is 'Bout To Catch These Hands
10: And "T" Is For Trauma!
11: If You Like The Big Boobies, You Are Prone Get Titty Whipped
12: Where's My Epic Background Music?
13: Knock Knock! Get The Door! It's Depression!
14: youtu.be/gGaRVoM6PFw
15: The Flame Pillar Wants Some Fuck
16: Are You The Prophet Now?
17: The Calm After The Storm
18: The Flame Pillar Wants Some Fuck Part 2
19: The Fuckening The Sequal
20: Bleeding To Your Death
21: I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It! It Tasted Like Iridocylitis!
22: Be A Bro And Don't Break The Code
23: Task Failed Successfully
24: Not Much Has Happened, But You Do Cry Again
25: ABSOLUTELY NOT FLAMBOYANT
26: The Ultimate Crossover (Not Really)
27: You Can't Have Nice Things
28: Please Spare Tanjiro Some Coochie?
29: Simpjiro Has A Twin Names Pimpjiro
30: Please Explain Everything To Me!
31: Good Evening, Rengoku-San!
32: Maybe Kyojuro Was The REAL Simp All Along
33: Are You Sure You Wanna Ride This Train?
34: It's Like High School Without The Musical
35: Bleeding To Your Death But For Real This Time
36: The Worse Case Scenario
37: There Is Mistrust, And There Is Realization
38: This Is Gospel
39: Do You Want To Go Back Home?
40: And So Things Were Decided
41: You Are Sekido's Friend
42: The Joint Trial Of The Demon Slayer Pillars
43: Your Life As A Telanovela Character
44: You Royally Fuck Up In More Ways Than One
45: All That's Happened Recently
46: Stoners Working The Graveyard Shift At Fast-Food Joints Are Fucking Cool
47: What In The Actual Fuck
48: On This Chapter Of (Y/n) Reacts: Your Life As A Manga Character
49: Life Isn't Always What You'd Think It Be
50: You Fucking Body Slam A Cop
51: Freedom From A Heavy Burden
52: Sanemi Thinks You're Okay
53: A Gift From Me To You
54: Unnecessarily Bittersweet Goodbyes
55: Senjuro 🥺
56: No Time To Rest
57: The Truth Come Out: Does (Y/n) Is Clairvoyant?
58: If He Likes Feet, Say: "Fuck It, Sweep Me Off Them."
59: Koi No Yokan
60: Bipolar Demon
61: Your Own Fucked Up Fairytale
62: Story Time
62.5: Atsushi Kōrenki
63: Define Monachopsis
64: 'Cause I Might Not Say It Back
65: Upper Moon Demons
66: You Should Become A Demon!
67: I Hate You
68: Bésame
69: Nice Lmao
70.5: (๑>◡<๑)
71: The Shinazugawa Brother
72: The Other Shinazugawa Brother
73: Insult Simulator
74: You Finally Get Some Coochie
75: Build Up For The Worst
76: Is That A Rush Hour Reference?
77: Sana Sana Colita De Rana
78: Love Me Now, Panic Later
79: Suspicious Cold Sore Red
80: Tanner Stain Orange
81: Court-Ordered Urine Sample Yellow
82: Marijuana Green
83: Pregnancy Test Blue
84: Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation Purple
85: Bong Water Brown
85.5: Buzzfeed Unsolved: The Baffling Disappearance Of (Y/n) (L/n)
86: Moral Ambiguity Grey
87: Tropical Ointment White
88: HAPPY HALLOWEEN BITCHES
(Y/n) (L/n) Sings All Of The Words In The English Language
89: Void Of Existential Anguish Black
90: Mommy's Bright Red Stretch Marks
91: Hulk's Cum
92: Things We Can Have But Can't Keep
93: Knock Knock! Who's There? Boobs!
94: Short And Sweet
95: Home Is Where The Trauma Is
OFFICAL ART (?)
96: What Is Your Life?
97: The Endless Darkness Of The Ocean Is Becoming Tempting To Dive Into
98: Beyonce Would NEVER Treat Me Like This
99: You Won't Believe This False Hope
100: Went From 0-100 Real Quick
101: Go Beyond Plus Ultra-Fucked
102: Homura
103: Gotcha Bitch
104: The Filler
105: You Know The Rules And So Do I
106: So Pretty It Pisses Me Off
107: We Can Dance Among The Stars
OWMS DELETED SCENES
108: Your Titties Look Heavy Let Me Hold Them For You
109: You Did A Wonderful Job
110: There Are Sadder Ways To Learn About Death
111: Death And All His Friends
112: RIP You: Heart Nutted Too Hard
113: Niggles
114: What Would Jesus Do?
115: 'Til Death Do Us Part
116: Sheeeesh
116.5: (;_;)
117: Bouquet Of Red Anemones
KnY/Obey Me x Reader
118: Back On Track
119: Guys Have Funny Little Butts
120: Won't You Say My Name?
Q&A and Stuff!!
121: You're So Easy To CyberBully
122: Fuckin' Kazuki
123: It's Clownery, Your Honor
124: But What Is Unnatural Sex?
125: But Never Meant To Be
Clout
126: Remind Me Why I Can't Just Go Home
127: Reverence
128: Only Love Can Hurt Like This
129: If We Have Each Other
UNHOLY OFFICIAL ART OF NAO
130: Tragedy's End
‼️‼️ IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ‼️‼️
The End of an Era (for now lmao)
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU IS HERE!!!

70: This Shouldn't Be A Surprise

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By GabrielXander

These are the current love interests:

•Kyojuro Rengoku
•Tanjiro Kamado
•Sekido
•Akaza
•Sanemi Shinazugawa
•Inosuke Hashibira

No matter how I play it out, I can't see Uzui being anything more than an older brother figure to (Y/n), and I also imagine he'd be committed to his three lovely wives.

UNPOPULAR OPINION: I personally don't like any of the KnY girls. Maybe Nezuko? But she didn't really have a personality developed. "She is kind yet strict." Yes well a lot of women are like that already.

This is just me being biased though since I guess personally, the KnY girls are just not my type.

Not only that, but for the same reason I didn't add Zenitsu or Nezuko; I really like Mitsuri and Obanai together. So I just felt guilty if I make Obanai, Mitsuri, Zenitsu, and/or Nezuko as a love interest.

And for a good while, I felt like I NEEDED to include a girl? I don't know why but I realized I don't have to do anything I don't want to.

Not only that, but Kanao and (Y/n) don't have good chemistry at all so it makes no sense to make her as a love interest. And Aoi is too scared of (Y/n) as well, so that wouldn't have been healthy.

I'm sorry if I didn't add a character you like but please understand my reasoning.

♪───O(≧∇≦)O────♪

"I love you," Akaza tells you.

Akaza holds his breath, waiting for your response. Though, he already knows what you might say.

You finally reply after a few moments: "You don't love me. You can't."

"Why?"

"You just can't. You've known me for what, a month? Whatever you think you feel for me, it isn't love."

You stand up and fumble with the human's-you said his name was Akira-hand guard to get it to stay under your belt.

Akaza gets up and rushes to you when you start walking. An impulsive thought invades Akaza's head as he takes your hand.

"(Y/n), I love you," Akaza stands close to you to feel your warmth, "Yesterday. Today. Tomorrow..."

You tense up, and Akaza knows what he's going to do is reckless. But this is something Akaza has thought about for a while. Admittedly, doing it now was an impulsive decision.

"As difficult as it was for you when I was cruel to you at first, I will give you that much and so much more." Akaza sinks down to his knees, his hand still holding yours, "I will care for you, and love you."

You turn around to face him: "Akaza-"

"-I love you, (Y/n). I will love you forever."

Akaza looks up at you. He knew he was going to cry, and his face felt warm from promising you his life like this. He can't help it though, he wants to spend his life with you, for as long as you'll be around.

Akaza can feel the tears escape him. In his embarrassment, he pulls you forward and hugs you waist to hide his face against your stomach.

"Don't. Go." He pleads weakly.

"Akaza. Don't make this harder than it needs to be."

No... No, please! You can't be rejecting his proposal, can you?

"Please..." Akaza pleads, "Please, say... you feel it... too."

"I..."

Just say yes.

"You know I can't say it back."

"Why?" Akaza was stressed.

"Because I don't love you, Akaza."

Akaza's chest hurts.

No! Please don't do this to me...

"Please." He begs, tightening his hold, "(Y/n), please."

Akaza knows he's not a good person. But he's ready to change, ready to leave the Upper Moons, ready to go against Muzan, he's ready to do anything just to keep you by his side.

So Akaza tries one last time:

"I love you."

You take a few steps away from Akaza, your body is enveloped in the sunlight. Akaza can't follow you now, one touch of sun and he'll die.

You look up at him.

You look... apologetic.

Wait. Wait you're not-you're foreign! You must've not known Akaza's intentions! He can try again! He can ask you directly this time! Akaza will do it probably this time! Akaza can-

"I'm sorry, Akaza."

-Akaza can't force you to stay. Akaza can't force you to love him. He wants to. He didn't care if you didn't love him back, he just wanted you to be by his side. But he can't do that to you.

All he can do is watch you turn around and walk out of his life.

Akaza's chest hurts.

Akaza backs away from the sunlight until his back hits the cave wall. He slid down against the wall until he was sitting on the ground.

The demon looks up, wondering where the hell the rain was coming from, but realizes it's just his tears.

Akaza's chest hurts.

Akaza looks next to him to see your haori folded neatly where you left it.

He grabs the article and hugs it to his chest. Akaza brings his knees to his chest, lowering his head while crying into your haori. Akaza couldn't stop the pathetic sobs from leaving, his cries echoed through the empty cave.

Akaza's chest really hurts.

——

"But-no! He-Akaza couldn't have proposed!" You speak frantically, "He just said 'I love you!' That was it!"

"Japanese culture, (Y/n)," Sekido provides, "People here don't exactly ask 'will you marry me', it's kind of implied."

Why do you feel like the biggest asshole?!

"Are we finally getting insight on this conversation?" Uzui asks, slightly annoyed.

You make eye contact with Sekido. You draw your finger over your throat.

"..."

"..."

"AKAZA PROPOSED TO (Y/N)-"

"-YOU DOUCHE BAG!"

"Wow." Uzui smacks his lips, "I... was not expecting that."

"How... tragic." Gyomei sobs.

"He... proposed?" Kyojuro blinks, turning his head to look at you.

You flinch at his stare: "I didn't know he was proposing!"

"Would you have said yes if you'd known?" Kyojuro presses on.

"No!" You wail, "Wh-You-You think I joined the Crops to get dicked down by demons?!"

Sekido snorts.

"I-No! Of course not!" Kyojuro blushes a bit at your crude words.

"Then why the hell are you mad?!" You shout in anger.

"I'm not not mad! I-"

"-I'm sorry. Are we interrupting your lover's quarrel?" Sanemi deadpans.

"Wha-we're not together-"

"-Yeah, yeah. We're done," You huff, interrupting the flustered Flame Pillar.

"Master Oyakata," Sekido begins, "Wouldn't it have been better to have the other Pillars here as well? I'm sure meeting all the Upper Moons would've been important information to the others."

"Unfortunately, they are busy with their own duties as Pillars. Gyomei, Tengen, Sanemi, and Kyojuro were all who were available." Ubuyashiki explains, "However, they will be summoned another time for the update."

"(L/n)," Gyomei starts, "Do the Upper Moon Demons know about you coming from the future, and about your... clairvoyance?"

Kyojuro furrows his eyebrows. Didn't you say that they knew about your clairvoyance but didn't care?

"Yeah, did they find out about that?" Sekido asks.

"No." You shake your head, "No, they don't know."

Sanemi squints his eyes, "But you just said-"

"-There is also something else I wanted to address before we call this meeting to an end." Ubuyashiki smiles, "There's no doubting that (Y/n) is in greater danger now. Not only do the other Upper Moons know about her, Akaza is most definitely going to keep tabs on (Y/n) as well. Sekido might be strong, but he can only fight for so long until he runs out of energy to stay awake."

Sekido nods in agreement. It was bullshit, honestly. That after a few hits and he's done for. Maybe he can take Kyojuro up on training with everyone else.

Ubuyashiki continues: "So, I've decided that for whatever mission is assigned to (Y/n), one other ally she is familiar with will join her and Sekido. Of course, by allies, I mean those who know about Sekido. May it be a Pillar or someone in lower rank, (Y/n) and Sekido won't attend missions alone."

"We're basically getting chaperons when we go on missions now because you attract too much unwanted attention," Sekido summarizes.

"What can I say," You made an L with your left hand and held it under your chin, "I'm a wanted man, Sekido."

Sekido squints his eyes in disbelief: "Impossible. You weren't even a wanted child."

Uzui chokes on air, Gyomei starts to cry, then Kyojuro and Ubuyashiki were about to scold Sekido, but you were quick to retaliate.

"Neither were you! You virgin!" You snap, "At least my parents kept me!"

It took all of Sanemi's fucking willpower to not laugh.

"At least my mom wasn't a fucking psychopath!" Sekido frowns.

You laugh: "Ohhh! You wanna talk about mother's, huh?!"

"Yeah!!" Sekido grins, "Your mother's so dumb she waited for the stop sign to say go!"

"Your mother is so old, her breast milk is powder," You pull up your fist and hold it against your mouth, "She breast feeds like this!"

Your blow into the small gaps of your fist and fucking white powder flies out. Where the hell did you get it? You don't even know yourself.

But if it's that epic, life finds a way.

Sanemi smacks his hand over his mouth to stop himself from laughing. Ubuyashiki was confused on what the hell he should do about you and Sekido insulting each other's mothers. Gyomei, Uzui, and Kyojuro are wondering what the hell is going on.

"Your mother's so ugly that Freddy Krueger was scared of her!"

"Your mother is-"

"-Okay! Okay, no more! No more!" Sanemi shouts, "Seriously! Stop it!"

You huff and lean back, "He started it."

"Sekido, (Y/n), you two shouldn't mad mouth each other's mother's like that," Ubuyashiki re-prims.

You and Sekido look at Ubuyashiki a little confused.

"Why not?" You and Sekido ask simultaneously.

"..."

"..."

"..."

"I think that's all for this meeting," Ubuyashiki says, "You six are dismissed."

Oh Rip.

——

"So then I started to call Sekido's mom old and ugly and stuff," You recite, "Then he called my mom ugly and dumb and crap. You know how it is."

Nezuko blinks: "Mph."

Inosuke nods: "Yup."

Uzui cocks his head to the side: "I guess...?"

Zenitsu scrunches up his nose: "Eh..."

Sanemi only shakes his head.

Kyojuro frowns: "No... I don't know."

Tanjiro frowns as well: "You two really shouldn't do that."

"You're just mad that you don't know about the sauce," Sekido retorts.

You laugh, "Yeah! But it's-OW MOTHER FUCKER!"

"Sorry, Onē-Chan," Kiyo winces as she loosens the straps on your foot, "I'm almost done."

"It's fine, Kiyo," You immediately change your tone, "It hurts only a little bit, I just like being dramatic."

Unfortunately, you had to get a modified cast for your ankle. The cast was thick and went up your calf, and down your foot. Apparently it's very important that your ankle doesn't move, so this was the sure way to do it.

Uzui wanted to go back to the Butterfly Estate with you since he "wanted to bless your presence with his flamboyance". Which roughly translated to "he missed you and wanted to hang out more".

Sanemi only followed because "it's not any of your business". Which roughly translated to "I SAID IT'S NOT ANY OF YOUR DAMN BUSINESS".

You told them all your adventures with Akaza, and to be honest, it wasn't that bad.

Inosuke was mad cause you didn't fight Akaza, Zenitsu and Nezuko were just glad you were back. Tanjiro had a more vocal reaction to Akaza's proposal to you. An angry reaction, but a reaction nonetheless.

"Hey (B/n), if Upper Moon Three came back to ask you to marry him, would you say yes now that you know those were his intentions?" Inosuke asks.

Kyojuro and Tanjiro snap their heads to the boar child, about to yell at him for even thinking about a question like that, but you didn't mind it.

"Mm," You click your tongue, "No, I don't think I can. Even if I did, it'd be pointless. I can't be involved with anyone here, so there'd be no point of me saying yes, anyway."

At this, everyone-even Kiyo-look at you with confused eyes.

"What do you mean, (Y/n)?" Tanjiro shrinks back a bit, "I-I thought that... that we-"

"-Tanjiro, I mean... I know we flirt sometimes, but it can't go anywhere from that." You rub the back of your head, "But... you knew that, right?"

"Why can't it?" Tanjiro frowns.

You look around the room for help, but they were just as confused as Tanjiro was.

"Well, I have to go back to my home after all of this," You explain, "Once this is all over, once we finally kill Muzan, I have to go back."

"Why?" Uzui asks, "Do you... not like it here?"

You shake your head, "No, it's not that! Sekido, you're going to have to translate."

"Sure."

"Sekido's Blood Demon Art is the only thing keeping me here. If Muzan dies, so will Sekido," You sigh, "And his blood art will cease to work on me, so I'll... you know, die."

"I might be free from Muzan's influences, but I'm still a demon he created. So if he dies, so do I. And if I die-"

"-(Y/n) dies too." Zenitsu mumbles.

"B-But Master Shinobu could maybe find a cure!" Kiyo suddenly says, "A cure to turn Sekido, and even Nezuko back into a human!"

Sekido and Tanjiro share a glance, but don't say anything.

"Kiyo said that Kocho could find a cure for me and Nezuko. And maybe I can actually be human if we can find the right connections," Sekido says.

You laugh weakly, "I'm sure with connections, you can turn back to a human, Sekido. But your Blood Art will stop working on me anyway if you turn human."

Sanemi frowns and looks down at the floor. Realizing how fucked up your situation is.

"I'm either going to go back to my home, or die in this place," You look down at your lap, feeling your heart race at the simple thought of dying a painful death, "Either way, my time here is short. I have maybe...-"

You count in your head, trying to remember the time periods for each Arc.

"-Whether I die, or go back home, I have maybe 6 months left before my time runs out."

Oh.

"But... you guys should've all known this. Sekido and I said it from the very beginning. Sekido's Blood Demon Art is the only thing keeping me alive."

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