[pretend shibusawa didn't die]
{ 🔪 demonic trio 🍎 }
-silvercollector is online-
silvercollector: alas this group chat is revived
-puredemon is online-
puredemon: not that dazai-kun is still unconscious
silvercollector: can't blame me... his nullification ability is still too strong
puredemon: you're just ✨weak✨
silvercollector: no one has ever surpassed my expectations
puredemon:
puredemon: enough with this
puredemon: its stuck in my mind forever
silvercollector: now what? we have captured dazai-kun, but the ADA must be looking for us
puredemon: and the Port Mafia
puredemon: they treasure dazai-kun as much as us, and the ADA
puredemon: remind me again, why did we take dazai-kun again...?
silvercollector: i...missed him?
puredemon: AND BECAUSE YOU MISSED HIM YOU KNOCKED HIM OUT AND STOLE HIM AWAY AND SORT OF DECLARED A WAR BETWEEN US AND PORT MAFIA AND ADA?!!!!!
puredemon: oml why am i here
silvercollector: because you love us :)
puredemon: i hate everyone
silvercollector: mhm totally
puredemon: just shut it
puredemon: i'm gonna go grab dazai-kun's phone and tell the ADA that he is safe and we will be returning him to them after a few days
silvercollector: fine
-puredemon is offline-
{ADAxMafia🍵}
wineaddict: the fact that dazai isn't here it makes the group chat so quiet
sushiroll: can't disagree
noticemesenpai: dazai-san used to spam us with memes when he was still in port mafia
gucci: who? what? when? how is dazai related to port mafia???
prettygirl: the-clueless-as-ever-higuchi
cReEp: ahem..we do not talk about this anymore
-noticemesenpai deleted a message-
gucci: eh?
noticemesenpai: delete that
-gucci deleted 2 messages-
kunikida: I wonder where he is
-queen is online-
queen: anyone go to the supermarket with me today?
-everyone except cowssaymoo went offline-
queen: kenji baby?
cowssaymoo: do we get to buy cows??
queen: no
-cowssaymoo went offline-
queen: 😤hmph
-double suicide is online-
queen: wait
queen: wtfffff dazai???!!!!
queen: are you okay?
queen: are you hurt?
queen: where are you?????
queen: dazaiiiii
-kunikida is online-
kunikida: Bastard????
-everyone is online-
meaniepresident: Dazai-kun?
cReEp: aha is dazai-kun okay??
sushiroll: DAZAI-SAN!
bestdetective: i bet the one using dazai's phone isn't dazai
bestdetective: he won't be that silent
doublesuicide: um yes, dazai-kun is with us and he is safe
cReEp: who calls dazai-kun 'dazai-kun' except me and fukuzawa-dono??
boiledtofu: Fyodor and Shibusawa
boiledtofu: i somehow overheard they call him that
kunikida: What do you want?
kunikida: Get off that bastard's phone right now
kunikida: We are sending men to get you and locate Dazai's phone
doublesuicide: chill out please, i'm fyodor
doublesuicide: i'm very sorry that shibusawa accidentally knocked dazai out and he is resting at out place
queen: acCiDeNtAlLy
notciemesenpai: my rashomon is ready
sushiroll: my tiger too
iprotecc: can we believe you?
-doublesuicide sent a photo-
doublesuicide: he is perfectly fine, please retreat your men, we will return him back to you after he is awake
-noticemesenpai saved a photo-
noticemesenpai: i—
-wineaddict and kunikida saved a photo-
wineaddict: for blackmail use only
kunikida: ^
noticemesenpai: ^
ane-san: as if i would believe you, akutagawa-kun
{ 🔪 demonic trio 🍎}
silvercollector: FYODOR!
doublesuicide: yes?
silvercollector: meet me at the infirmary, dazai-kun seems to be waking
doublesuicide: ok
silvercollector: and please stop using his phone
silvercollector: i know you are scrolling though his photo album
silvercollector: but that's his privacy
doublesuicide: never knew you could be so kind...
doublesuicide: just so you know i found two extremely high class photos👀
-doublesuicide sent 2 photos-
-silvercollector saved 2 photos-
silvercollector: never mind, keep finding good pics
doublesuicide: why is his phone full of selfies...
silvercollector: typical dazai-kun
silvercollector: where are you now
doublesuicide: hall
silvercollector: how big is the house that you need five minutes to walk from the bedroom to the infirmary??
doublesuicide: very big
silvercollector: just get your butt here already
doublesuicide: look up
silvercollector: sheesh
-doublesuicide is offline-
-silvercollector is offline-