:Tanya:
Life is too short, teen age life if too short also, so to make it longer, live a reckless but memorable life.
"Bitch! How dare you! Mang-aagaw ka, malandi!"
Yup, iyan kaagad ang bungad sakin pag pasok palang ng gate sa skwelahan. Isang babaeng hindi naman kagandahan, hindi rin ganon kaganda ang katawan ang lakas loob na lumapit sa akin at inakusahan ako ng malandi.
"Woah wait wait wait, what did I do?"
I asked as I pushed her hands out of my school uniform. Gosh, her grip is so strong! I don't even know what's her problem!
"Huh!"
She looked at me with disbelief in her eyes. She even held her chest dramatically like I really did something stupid when in fact is I'm fucking clueless!
"Nagmamaang-maangan?! Bitch, stop messaging my boyfriend!"
Me....what?!
Nameywang ako sa harap nya. I flipped my straight hair and shot my brows. What the fuck is she talking about?!
Jesus, what's happening? I'm fucking clueless, really!
"Since when did I message your boyfriend? Uh, okay, who's your boyfriend?"
I asked. I remember, I message someone last night but I was just random picking! I'm hella bored that time that's why I did those thing. But who knows that it's her boyfriend?! Or is he?
Well, the guy's kinda hot. Efortlessly handsome and kinda famous also. If that guy is her boyfriend, I think it's impossible.
As what I've said, this girl is not that pretty. She's very plain and simple but her audacity is no joke. At sa the way din syang magsuot ng uniform, parang pinag iwanan ng panahon.
Oh, forgive me. Hindi ko sya nilalait, I'm just describing. Magkaiba yun.
Her eyes told me that she's hella furious at the moment but of course, it didn't made me back down. My name is not Tanya without a reason.
"Malandi! Ano, hindi mo na maalala dahil sa dami ng nilandi mo?! My boyfriend's name is Ivan! And we broke up today because he found someone else named Tanya!"
Pagalit nyang sabi. Hinihingal pa. Sandaling nagloading ang utak ko dahil sa pangalan. Ivan? I didn't message someone named Ivan! At wala rin akong nakachat na may ganyang pangalan!
I'm maybe a whore but I've memorized the names of my toys!
I crossed my arms on my chest and rolled my eyes on her.
"Last night, I dm Stan. And I was kinda expecting that you're Charisse, her girlfriend. Pero sa awra mo palang....."
I looked at her from head to toe, medyo napangiwi. She's probably not Charisse. I've seen her and she's pretty, but a bit bratty.
".....hindi ka naka one fourth sa dating ni Charisse. So how dare you accused me! Wala akong kilalang Ivan. Wala rin akong nakachat, so how sure are you that it was me? There's a lot of girls named Tanya in this campus. Are you really sure it's me?"
Stan is a basketball team captain of this school. Well, he used to hit me before but I was too busy with my boytoy that time so I didn't notice his charms.
Hesitation is all over her face. Pinipilit nyang ikunot ang noo nya para panatilihin ang galit kahit mas mukha syang nagulat sa narinig.
"Oh? Cut off your tongue? I'm telling the truth Sis. But it's up to you if you'll believe it or not. Basta, I already explain my side."
I smiled sarcastically on her before I passed. We gained a lot of audience kaya tinaboy ko na silang lahat. I left the girl with her shocked face. Dumeretso na ako sa classroom dahil sobrang late ko na.
"Where the hell have you been?"
Jace shouted, but in a controlled voice. I explained all of the details to them to ease their worries pero mas lalo lang nila akong tinarayan!
I can't believe this!
Amor rolled his eyes on me and I almost hit him with my notebook if the teacher wasn't looking at our direction.
"Ayan. Resulta na, kung sino-sino lang kase nilalandi mo kaya yan! Hay nako girl!"
My jaw dropped. So they didn't believe me?!
"Woah! You guys don't believe me? But I'm saying the truth! Hindi ko kilala yung sinasabi ng babaeng yun! And ew, I think mumurahin ang boyfriend nun. Pumapatol lang ako sa highclass"
I winked at them before showing a smile. Inismiran ako ni Eli, halatang hindi sang ayon sa sinabi ko
"Wait for your karma sis. And I'm sure it'll hit you bad"
She said like it was really going to happen. I rolled my eyes. Gosh, they believe in what? Karma? Huh! In my sixteen years of existence, I haven't meet that bitch yet. Kaya hindi ako naniniwala.
Umiling lang si Jace sakin at nagfocus na sa klase. The class is too boring so I decided to take a nap nalang. I'm blessed with knowledge naman so no worries.
Pero hindi ko namalayan, ang kaunting pag idlip ko ay nauwi na sa pag tulog. Nagising nalang ako ng kalabitin ako ni Eli. It's already lunch time.
"Bruha ka! Ang sarap ng tulog mo, ni hindi ka magising-gising kahit anong pokpok ko sa ulo mo!"
Talak na naman ng bakla. Inayos ko ang nagulong palda at ang medyo magulong buhok. I flipped my hair enough to reach the strands of it on Amor's face.
"Pweh! Kadiri kang bruha ka! Ano bang shampoo mo at bakit lasang natuyong pechay?!"
I laughed so hard at his reaction kaya sinabunutan nya ako. Gumanti rin ako sa kanya pero dehado ako kase mas mahaba yung buhok ko kumpara sa kanya.
Shit, my scalp's hurt!
"Aw! Damn it! Pano mo nalaman na lasang natuyong pechay? Siguro nakatikim kana no? Oyyy ikaw ah, hindi mo sinabi samin—aw!"
I teased. We continue pulling each other's hair causing us to gain some audience. But we both don't care about it. We keep on teasing and pulling until we heared a whistle.
Mabilis akong napabitiw sa buhok ni Amor at hinarap ang pumito. It's the school guard! Together with the principal!
"Patay na..."
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"Kasalanan mo talaga to! Kung hindi mo lang pinatikim sakin yang buhok mong lasang nabulok na pechay, siguro matiwasay na akong nanananghalian ngayon!"
"Hey! Stop blaming me! You're also at fault here bacause you pulled my hair first!"
We argued again. Blaming each other even though we're both at fault. Duh? He pulled my hair first! And I just can't let him tortured my scalp freely so I also did the same thing.
But after causing a scene, we we're both brought to the principal's office and let us explain what really happened. Good thing naintindihan ng Principal ang dahilan but of course she gave us a warning not to do it again inside the school campus even though it's our way to express love as friends.
Uh, cringe.
He glared at me before massaging his scalp. I also did the same thing dahil feeling ko namamaga yung anit ko dahil sa lakas ng paghatak nya.
Eli and Jace are both standing behind while shaking their heads in disappointment. What? Don't tell me they aren't use to this? C'mon, this is not the first time that we're both reported. Naka experience pa nga kami ng community service nung nagsapakan kami ni Amor sa flag pole.
But just so you know, that was one hella cool highschool life experience for me.
"Bitch, you started it first! You annoyed me kaya tayo napunta dito!"
I laughed at that. Oh yeah, I'm a good teaser nga pala, at sya ang parating naaasar sa aming dalawa.
Ha, what a loser.
"Chill, just add this to your book of life."
"Book of life my ass! Tabi nga dyan, wala na tuloy tayong oras para mag lunch. Bwesit ka kase!"
I laugh again. Ah, he's so fun to tease. I comb my hair and put some cheek tint on my cheeks so I would look more radiant. I picked up my bag and hang it on my shoulder before checking myself in the mirror.
"Wala na tayong oras sa lunch. The class is about to start and we haven't eaten yet. Kayo kase! Kung hindi nyo inuna ang asaran, wala sana tayo dito!"
Sermon ni Jace habang kunot na kunot ang noo. I wrapped my hands on her waist and pinch his cheeks like Sky always do.
Yep, Sky. Sky, his childhood enemy.
"Jaceybabe, chill, okay? Who said we don't have time to eat?"
Eli frowned at that but I just winked at her. Gosh, these bitches are so innocent. They seemed not to get my point!
"We're running out of time. What do you mean by that?" Eli asked using her innocent tone. Oh, such a baby!
"My gosh, that's so simple. Edi wag tayong pumasok! An empty stomach means empty brain ika nga nila"
I said, feeling so proud of myself. Eli stared at me with both shock and disbelief on her eyes.
"No way, you want us to break the school law?!"
Wow, isn't it obvious?
I rolled my eyes on her. Ah, I should educate her well on how to live a life.
"Eli, your highschool days is no fun if you won't break the school laws. C'mon guys, hindi naman sa lahat ng panahon ay mag c-cutting tayo. Ngayon lang, promise"
I said in assurance. I even raised my hand and made a promise sign to convince them.
Jace shook her head on me before sighing.
"Tanya, I have a bad feeling of that promise"
"I'm true to my words, Babe. C'mon! Let's break the laws together!"
And so that was what we did the whole afternoon. Yep, I managed to take them with me because I have this charm that can not be resisted by everyone.
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Hoh! How was it? What do you think of Tanya's bitchy attitude? Is she annoying or adorable? Let me know!