I gave hearts to my teacher and he told me he keeps them all in a binder at his house...imagine being a good teacher 😭😪
Edited: (September 18-October 9 2021)
Bold in English
Normal in Korean
#1
You were doing a reality tv show but you weren't allowed to say anything. You grabbed the camera and went outside where there were no staff.
"EVERYONE. IM FILMING A REALITY TV SHOW!" You spoiled before laughing.
You sat down in front of the camera. "Reality hint." You said before doing the intro with your hand. You laughed, looking up seeing the staff banging on the window, telling you to stop. "Again" you did the hand gesture again before laughing. "OKAY THATS IT BYEEEEE" you waved at the camera.
"EVERYONE. THE TV SHOW IS TWO WORDS. TWO." You held up two fingers. "WHAT AGE GROUP AM I IN AND WHAT I WOULD DO IF SOMEONE GETS ON MY NERVES." You hinted before posting the video. In a live you then ended up spoiling it. "I'm a teen, and I'd mostly kill someone." You winked.
Stay: THIS IS SO FUNNY SHE SPOILED EVERYTHING😭
Stay: THE FACT THAT THE STAFF TRIED STOPPING HER AND SHE EVEN IGNORED IT EMKANJSNX I WILL NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT THIS
stay: NO BC THE FACT THAT SHE SPOILED THE REALITY TV SHOW, THE INTRO, THE NAME. EVERYTHING. RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STAFF💀💀💀
Stay: THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY, I CANT WITH HER😭😭😭
Stay: WAIT SO ITS CALLED TEENKILL???
Army: IDEK HER BUT THIS GIRL OUT HERE SPOILING EVERYTHING LMAO
Stay: yes everyone. Yes. She's a member of skz which are known to be very quiet when they have a comeback. Not her tho. Nono.
Stay: THE FACT THAT SHE SPOILED EVERYTHING AND POSTED IT WHILE THE STAFF ARE TRYING TO STOP HER
Stay: YALL SHE POSTED THE VIDEO ON VLIVE BUT IT GOT TAKEN DOWN A COUPLE HOURS LATER BC THE STAFF HAD TOLD HER NOT TO SPOIL IT 😭
(Stan mirae 🙄)
#2
You and the boys had a fan sign and you were given a kids toy. The toy was some sort of punching thing where if you pull the lever, the hand will extend and punch.
You were playing around with it and while playing, you accidentally hit a fan that was in front of Jeongin. You quickly dropped the toy and covered your mouth shocked. "Oh my god- I'm so sorry oh my god, are you okay? I'm so sorry" you apologized quickly.
"Yah minjee ah" Jeongin teased, making you feel even more bad.
"Are you okay? I'm so sorry! Did it hurt? Where did I hit you? Was it hard? I'm really sorry" you asked her a bunch of questions.
She laughed and nodded "I'm okay!"
"Are- are you sure? It didn't hurt?" You asked her again.
"I'm okay! I promise minjee!" She smiled. You pouted, feeling sad before getting up.
You grabbed the toy and walked to her before giving it to her. "Here hit me as many times as you want with it." You said.
"Wha- Nono!" She shook her head.
"It's okay, go on" you nodded, she hesitantly took it before punching your arm with it.
"Didn't I hit your head with it? Hit my head too! Do it 2 times!" You crouched down.
"Ahh I'm not gonna hit you for it! I'm okay!" She giggled.
"Nono, I feel bad. Do it," you said. She finally nodded before hitting your head with it twice. "Ah I'm sorry!" She apologized.
"Dont apologize. I'm okay!" You laughed. "Are you okay?" You asked. She nodded before handing you the toy back. You smiled before hugging her, making fans scream. "You can keep that toy." You whispered, while hugging her.
"But it's yours, a fan gave it to you" she questioned it
"It's okay, it needs to be taken out of my hands. I'd probably smack the boys with it back stage." You joked. She laughed before nodding as you backed away from the hug and quickly walked back to your seat. "Stay! Who's the one that gave me that toy?" You asked.
"ME!" Another girl spoke up. "Is it okay if I give this toy to her?" You asked her. "Of course!" She nodded smiling. "Ahh thank you! I love you!" You smiled before putting your microphone down.
(Honestly this was mostly a cute moment LMAO)
#3
In a vlive you and the boys were all talking about traveling. "Some of us never traveled before, wait raise your hand if you've never traveled before." Chan said.
You and Felix, who hadn't understood much korean at that time, lifted your hands up making them all laugh. "Put your hand down! You've traveled before!" The boys all yelled.
"Ohhh..." you quickly put it down, "but I thought you said lift it if you've traveled..." you murmured.
"No jee, we said lift your hand if you HAVENT traveled before." Chan clarified.
"Yeah that's why." You nodded.
"Wha..." they tilted their heads.
"What." You looked around, "jee, they said if you haven't traveled. Havent traveled means havent traveled." Chan translated for you.
"OHHHHH" they all laughed at your reply.
"Ah...then I got it wrong..." you nervously laughed. "Sorry everyone" you shyly bowed, making them all laugh
"no no it's okay." They all assured you before giggling, they all then continued doing the live.
#4
You guys were on a reality tv show and were challenged to do a challenge. You would all have to pass around a piece of paper, using your mouths and no hands. You guys were doing the show with Mcnd.
You sat next to win before they spoke. "Wait move minjee! She's not allowed to kiss anyone!" Chan instructed, making everyone laugh.
"Why why why why why?! Why why?!" You asked annoyingly, earning laughs. "ILL KISS WHO I WANNA KISS. STAY COME HERE." You joked, earning laughs from everyone. "Just kidding." You winked before sitting back down, making them all laugh again.
"Half of mcnd are minors-" Changbin reminded, making you all laugh a bit.
"Wait the challenge is to pass the paper not kiss!" Hyunjin reminded.
"WHY WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT KISSING BANG CHAN?!" You all yelled.
"No!" Chan shook his head as everyone laughed. The staff handed him a paper before you all started. "Okay, and..start!" The staff said.
Chan passed the paper to hyunjin, who passed it to minho, who passed it to jisung, (👀) who passed it to Jeongin, who passed it to minjae, who passed it to win, who passed it to seungmin, who passed it to BIC (I was gonna use his real name but his name is also Seungmin and I was like well fuck😭) who passed it to you.
You quickly grabbed the paper with your mouth as they all watched to make sure nothing happened.
You then turned to pass the paper to huijun who was next to you. You tapped his shoulder, making him turn his head and look at you. He quickly bent down, holding on a bit to your shoulder before the boys shouted. "YAH YAH HANDS OFF." They all scolded
He took his hand off before going back to the paper. "What hand" you asked, confused forgetting about the paper.
The paper fell right as Huijun was going to grab it, making your lips touch. You both widened your eyes before backing up. "AH BUP BUP BUP. BACK AWAY. 10 FT AWAY FROM HER. AT LEAST 5 FT AWAY FROM HER AT ALL TIMES. BACK AWAY. EMERGENCY. RED CODE. KISSING. LIPS MAKING CONTACT IS A NO NO. SUED. BLOCKED. REPORTED. NOT INVITED TO HYUNJINS SWEET 16 SUMMER BEACH BIRTHDAY BASH PARTY OR HANS QUINCEAÑERA. MOVE AWAY. TOO CLOSE-" all of stray kids except jeongin said.
"Hold my dwaekki Felix-" Changbin said.
"AHH NO IT WAS A MISTAKE" you quickly helped Huijin.
"I- I'm so sorry I didn't mean to do that- I'm sorry" he covered his mouth with his hand.
You nodded before smiling. "It's okay, I'm sure you didn't."
"Did I make you uncomfortable? I'm sorry-" you cut him off.
"no I'm okay! Are you? You're...turning red..." you said, tilting your head, looking at him.
"HYUNG IS BLUSHING." Win teased, making you all laugh.
"Shut up." Huijin murmured before he hid behind Seongjun. You giggled before bowing as he bowed back. You all quickly went onto the next topic.
"You are not allowed near that kid again." Seungmin whispered after you and him went to the kitchen . "I'll have a talk with him later."
"No you won't."
"Yes I will."
"No you won't."
"Yes I will."
"Yes you will."
"No I won't"
"HA. GOT YOU." He jumped up and down.
"NO I DIDNT MEAN THAT!" You pouted.
"Cant believe you and him had your first kiss before we even had it" he mumbled.
"Must suck." You stuck your tongue out at him.
"You aren't allowed near him." He glared.
"Watch me"
"Don't you dar-"
"HUIJIN-AHHHH LETS GO PLAY VIDEO GAMESSSS"
"OKAY"
"HWANG MIN-"
"BYE"
#5
At a concert you were walking around and talking to fans. A fan threw a plushie at you making it hit your head. You stood there like 🧍🏻♀️ before pointing to a fan. "Was that you?" you asked.
"Im sorry!" The fan yelled back. You looked at her, pretending to be mad, before smiling. "Im kidding" You laughed.
"thank you for the gift but please dont throw things on stage" You smiled.
"Yes im sorry!" They yelled back. you smiled again before grabbing the plushie. you waved at the fan before walking away and continued talking to other fans.
#6
at a fan sign a girl came up to you and began to be rude. "You ruined stray kids."
"You ruined yourself." You replied, before signing her album.
"You have no respect for you nor myself how dare you?!" They yelled
"YOU have no respect for ME. Coming to a stray kids fan sign knowing ill be here, just save your money and dont buy a ticket." You shrugged before giving back her album. (A/n: crying and throwing up rn bc a Hyunjin solo skz anti won an ot8 fan call 😭 LIKE THABKAND WHY WOULD YOU-)
"Ugh seriously, you cant even sing on stage." She rolled her eyes.
"Aren't you this girl?" You held up your phone, showing her her instagram account.
"Yes and what about it?" She rolled her eyes again.
"Um. This you?" You pressed on a video of her singing.
"Please dont come OUR fan meeting to tell me I sing badly when this is you." You giggled before turning off your phone.
"You're so rude!" They huffed.
"I think youre forgetting youre the one who came up to me being rude." You replied before she moved to the next member.
"BYE BYEEEE" You waved at her as she left the place. "HOPE YOU COME AGAIN WITH A BETTER ATTITUDE~"
#7
You guys were all playing volley ball outside in a live. "Who actually knows how to play?" Chan asked.
"Doesnt Minjee know?" Han asked, pointing to you.
"Kinda not really tho." You replied.
"Well we will see who is the winner!" Chan responded. You all cheered before the game started. Changbin had hit the ball over to you, so you hit it back, but the ball had accidentally hit Felix in his Nono area.
He groaned before falling as you quickly covered your mouth with wide eyes. "NOOOOOO" You yelled before laughing as the boys all laughed. "IM SO SORRY-" You held in your laugh as you turned your head, hiding your face. You cleared your throat before running over to him.
"Are you okay?" You kneeled down next to him as he nodded.
"I might not be able to have children anymore." He shut his eyes closed. "Fuck that hurts." He responded, groaning.
"I'm so sorry i didnt mean to- i know it hurts- oh my god laughings too mean isn't it?" You asked, panicked.
"No because i wanna laugh but i cant" He replied, making you all laugh.
"I am so sorry" you helped him sit up.
"Can I sit out?" He asked, making you all laugh again.
"Yes please- PLEASE SIT OUT" you begged laughing. "Lix is the one kid at school who would get hit with the ball no matter what sport it was." You joked as they all laughed.
"I FEEL SO BAD FOR LAUGHING BUT I CANT HELP IT" you cried out laughing. "Oh dear gods. That was...that was something..." you said after calming down.
"OKAY. lets play again and NOT hit any one" Chan teased.
#8
You guys were all on weekly idol and at that time, you were still confused on some korean.
"Okay. Minjee what's your favorite song?" The mc asked.
"What?" You asked him, confused.
"Favorite song." They repeated.
"Favorite...song...?" You looked at the boys, confused. "Favorite song." Chan translated. "Oh- uhm.....M.I.A" you nodded.
"Ahh okay." They all nodded. "So now we will be playing a challenge! If you guys can complete these tasks we will reveal a song of your album!" The mc explained.
"Ahhh okay." You all nodded.
"Okay. Task one..." one of the mc's opened a piece of paper. "Make a member laugh!" They read. "Who laughs the most?" The boys all looked around.
"Not Lee know." You shook your head. "Felix and I.n" you all said.
"But also minjee!" Felix pointed to you,
"Ahh that's right.." they all nodded.
"Who laughs the easiest." The mc's asked.
"Minjee. She laughed at a piece of bread falling in silence." Seungmin exposed.
"Bread?!" They all laughed.
"It was funny to me..." you mumbled as they giggled.
"Okay try it on minjee!" The mc persuaded.
"Okay! One two three!" Chan counted before Changbin made a joke. "What did the Dog say to the wall?"
"What?"
"Wol wol" he replied.
You furrowed your eyebrows as they all laughed. "Wait does them laughing count?" You asked.
"No. They already chose you specifically" the mc explained, making you pout.
"Wol Wol..." you mumbled trying to find the joke.
"Her translator is so delayed-" Jisung laughed, pointing to the translator in your ear.
"Wait- say the joke again." You asked Changbin.
"What did the dog say to the wall." Changbin repeated.
"What did the son of the bitch say to the wall?" You asked shocked. (In Korean the word gae means dog. Saekki means off spring or young so when you combine them making gae saekki it translates to son of a bitch in English.)
They all looked around shocked. "Ohhh..." Jeongin look at his hyungs trying not to laugh. Minho looked at Chan pressing his lips together trying not to laugh. "NOOO GAE MINJEE. DOG. " Chan scolded.
"OH-" you slapped your hand over your mouth as everyone laughed. "WAIT WAIT-" you yelled before laughing.
"What." They looked at you confused.
"I finally got his joke" you admitted.
"SEE I TOLD YOU IT WAS DELAYED" Jisung pointed to you as you all laughed.
"No he's funny." You stopped laughing before clearing your throat, making everyone laugh again.
"I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING" you yelled confused.
"You not understanding the joke was enough" Hyunjin laughed.
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(Proof read. There still may be some mistakes and/or misspellings. I apologize for that☺️)