Little Witch is online (10:21)
Group Chat 'Steve is too observant for his own good' with 10+ participants (1 year)
Little Witch: (10:22)
Tony
Tony
Tony
What did the kid say?
Sees Stuff Coming is online (10:23)
Sees Stuff Coming: (10:23)
Yeah
Tony
Just tell us
Capsicle is online (10:25)
Capsicle: (10:25)
I have to admit I'm curious
Tony is online (10:26)
Little Witch: (10:27)
Finally
Tony: (10:27)
What?
Sees Stuff Coming: (10:28)
That's not funny
Can we talk to Peter?
Little Witch: (10:28)
Please
Legolas is online (10:28)
Triple Imposter is online (10:29)
Legolas: (10:29)
Come on Tony
Everyone wants to know now
Including me
And I can talk to him anyway
Sees Stuff Coming: (10:30)
That really isn't fair
Triple Imposter: (10:30)
Oh stop whining
He said yes didn't he?
I hope he said yes
Tony
Tony: (10:31)
I would tell you but I'm not really getting a chance here...
Little Witch: (10:31)
Sorry
Sees Stuff Coming: (10:31)
We'll be quiet now
At least until you tell us
Tony: (10:32)
Ok fine
He said yes
Little Witch: (10:32)
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
:)
Tony: (10:33)
He'll like you already for the smiley face Wanda
Little Witch: (10:33)
Brilliant :)
Sees Stuff Coming: (10:33)
So when can we meet him?
Tony: (10:34)
That depends on who's around
Capsicle: (10:34)
Everyone I think
Or at least the people at the compound
No current or upcoming missions
For once
Tony: (10:35)
Can someone wake up the others then?
Bird Costume is online (10:35)
Manchurian Candidate is online (10:35)
Enormous Green Rage Monster is online (10:36)
Platypus is online (10:36)
Tony: (10:37)
That will do
I'll tell the others later
Bird Costume: (10:37)
About what?
Bucky what have you done?
Manchurian Candidate: (10:37)
I haven't done anything
Bird Costume: (10:38)
Well that's just lazy then
I'm disappointed in you
Manchurian Candidate: (10:38)
Wow
Just wow Sam
Tony: (10:39)
Can you two stop arguing for one second?
Manchurian Candidate: (10:39)
Sorry
Bird Costume: (10:40)
What he said
Tony: (10:40)
Thank you
Platypus: (10:41)
Wow he's serious
He never says thank you
Tony: (10:41)
Not you too now
Can everyone please just let me say this?
I have some ground rules
Platypus: (10:42)
Like I said, serious
Tony: (10:42)
You are all going to drive me insane
Rule number 1
No real names
Give him a fake name and use them with each other
I'm Tony like Tony Stark
And he already knows Nat as Definitely not Natalie and Clint as Pigeon Brain apparently
Legolas: (10:43)
We don't mention that
Bird Costume: (10:43)
Pigeon Brain?!
That is amazing
Legolas: (10:43)
Nat came up with it not me
Tony: (10:44)
Rule number 2
No talking about Avengers stuff
At all
If something comes up then just say that it's a meeting or something
Manchurian Candidate: (10:44)
Hang on
What does he actually know about us?
Tony: (10:45)
You're on this chat?
Manchurian Candidate: (10:45)
Um
I was talking a minute ago
Tony: (10:46)
Really?
I must have erased it from my memory
Capsicle: (10:46)
Tony
Tony: (10:46)
Right
Back to the question
He knows that we all kind of live together
Nat what did you say exactly?
Triple Imposter: (10:47)
We live in a huge house
A lot of us come and go
Like Clint because he sees his family
I guess that could cover missions too?
That's all I think
Tony: (10:47)
Ok
No talk about what we actually do of any kind
He's only a kid so he's probably never seen anything traumatic or whatever
Let's keep it that way
(A/N: Oh, he has no idea...)
Little Witch: (10:48)
Ok I think we get it
Please can we meet him now?
Tony: (10:48)
I'll creating a chat in a bit
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(A/N: That was more people than I was expecting and I'm the one writing this so wow)
Tony wasn't entirely sure what had happened, but he was currently making a group chat so that the Avengers, Earth's Might Protectors, could talk to a 15-year-old high school student with an unhealthy record of getting either shot or stabbed, but here he was.
Tony like Tony Stark is online (15:16)
Tony like Tony Stark has created a group chat with 10+ participants (15:16)
Tony like Tony Stark has named the group chat 'Chat with Peter' (15:17)
Tony like Tony Stark: (15:17)
Peter?
These are my co-workers that I was telling you about
???11 is online (15:18)
???11: (15:18)
Oh is this it?
Yay
Coworkers?!
Peter is online (15:18)
Peter: (15:19)
Oh hello
Wow so many people
Don't worry random person he described you as friends to me
???3 is online (15:19)
Tony like Tony Stark: (15:20)
KID
Peter: (15:20)
:)
Tony like Tony Stark: (15:21)
Everyone please tell him something about yourself and your pronouns so he can give you a stupid name
???11: (15:21)
Oh ok sounds good
Hi Peter
I play guitar
She / her
Peter has renamed ???11 to Guitar Girl (15:22)
Guitar Girl: (15:22)
Nice :)
Peter: (15:23)Yay another person who uses smiley faces
???7 is online (15:23)
???7: (15:24)
Hello Peter
Um
I'm one of the oldest?
Not the oldest though
He / him
Peter has renamed ???7 to Old Guy (15:24)
Old Guy: (15:24)
I regret that
???4 is online (15:25)
??? is online (15:25)
???: (15:26)
Hey Peter
I'm a scientist
He / him
Peter has renamed ??? to Cool Scientist (15:26)
Peter: (15:27)
Scientists are just automatically awesome
Tony like Tony Stark: (15:27)
That is more or less true
Cool Scientist: (15:27)
You like science?
Peter: (15:28)
It's amazing
And Bruce Banner is brilliant
I either want to be like him or Tony Stark when I'm older
Cool Scientist: (15:28)
So you're a Hulk fan?
Peter: (15:29)
Not as such
The Hulk is cool
Bruce Banner is better though
Pigeon Brain is online (15:29)
Cool Scientist: (15:30)
Oh that's nice
???1 is online (15:30)
???1: (15:30)
Hi Peter
I'm the oldest sadly
He / xe but mainly he
Peter has renamed ???1 to Oldest Person (15:31)
???4: (15:31)
Bonjour Peter
I'm not French I just wanted to sound classy
My favourite bird is a falcon
He / him
Peter has renamed ???4 to Not French Dude (15:32)
Not French Dude: (15:32)
No you weren't supposed to use that bit
Peter: (15:32)
Too late :)
???3: (15:33)
Hey Peter
I like running
They / them
Peter has renamed ???3 to Needs to sort out their Priorities (15:33)
Needs to sort out their Priorities: (15:34)
You don't like running?
Peter: (15:34)
It's not the best
Especially at school
Definitely not Natalie is online (15:35)
???10 is online (15:35)
???10: (15:35)
Hello Peter
I'm technically the youngest here
He / him
Peter: (15:36)
Is that wording weird on purpose or just me?
Peter has renamed ???10 to Second Youngest (15:36)
Peter: (15:37)
Sadly I'm still younger :(
Second Youngest: (15:37)
You are
In a way
Let's go with that
Peter: (15:38)
Ok...
???2 is online (15:38)
???2: (15:38)
Hi Peter
I've been friends with Tony for the longest
He / him
Peter has renamed ???2 to Literal Saint (15:39)
Literal Saint: (15:39)
You can say that again
Tony like Tony Stark: (15:40)
Really?
Peter: (15:40)
It's funny :)
Oh I need to go
I find out whether I got the internship at some point today!!!
Definitely not Natalie: (15:41)
You will have don't worry
Peter: (15:41)
Bye :)
Peter is offline (15:41)
Oldest Guy: (15:42)
Bye Peter
Oldest Guy is offline (15:42)
Definitely not Natalie is offline (15:43)
Needs to sort out their Priorities is offline (15:43)
Not French Dude: (15:44)
Au revoir
I do know some French
Second Youngest: (15:44)
Goodbye Peter
Second Youngest is offline (15:44)
Not French Dude is offline (15:45)
Guitar Girl: (15:45)
Bye Peter :)
Guitar Girl is offline (15:46)
Pigeon Brain is offline (15:46)
Cool Scientist: (15:46)
Bye
Old Guy: (15:47)
Bye Peter
Cool Scientist is offline (15:47)
Old Guy is offline (15:47)
So that was way longer than intended, but I'm pretty sure a lot of it is just contact names. I'm not sure whether that makes it better or worse
Are there any Percy Jackson fans? I'm re-reading the Heroes of Olympus and I'm on House of Hades and I am absolutely terrified because I read them ages ago and I've forgotten half the plot and WHY RICK RIORDAN WHY. And also I both want to get to the scene with Nico and Jason (you know, that one) and I just want it to not happen because it breaks my heart every single time
Beth :)