Touya: Did you know that you can hire clowns to scare children?
Shouto: You finally got a job? Good for you
Natsuo: Shouto's my favorite now
Touya: FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT A FUCKING CLOWN
Touya: SECOND, NATSUO I'M ALWAYS GOING TO BE YOUR FAVORITE SHHHH
Shouto: You're right
Shouto: You're too ugly to be a clown
Touya: How dare you, I'm fucking hot
Touya: So hot that everyone wants to fuck me ;)
Shouto: Who would want to fuck a raisin?
Keigo: :D
Shouto: You don't count
Keigo: :(
Shouto: Anyone?
Shouto: That's what I thought
Touya: Either shut the fuck up or become the dirt I walk on
Shouto:
Touya: Shouto is a hoe 🖕
Shouto: 🖕✨✨✨
Touya: I'M GOING TO GO EAT SOMETHING REAL QUICK AND WHEN I GET BACK I'LL HAVE THE COMEBACK OF THE CENTURY
Shouto: Right. And I'm 5
Touya: I thought you were?
Shouto: I'm still 16
Touya: I don't know, last time I checked you were 5
Shouto: There's something called aging
Touya: Wait then how old are you?
Shouto: I literally just said
Touya:
Shouto: I'm calling the police
Touya: YOU WON'T—
Shouto: I CAN AND I WILL
Shouto: BETTER YET, I'M GONNA CALL FATHER—
Touya: NUH UH, LEAVE HIM OUT OF THIS
Shouto: YOU DIDN'T SEEM TO HAVE A PROBLEM WHEN YOU ADDED HIM TO THIS CHAT
Touya: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Shouto: NO
Fuyumi: BOTH OF YOU CUT IT OUT!
Natsuo: AH SHIT SHE ANGRY—
Natsuo:
Touya: Don't pray for me yet >:0
Shouto: You literally just put yourself on your death bed by pissing off Fuyumi
Touya: Yumi can't hurt me
Fuyumi: Touya, I'd like you to go eat for a second, take a break, why don't you?
Touya: Aight cuz I'm hungry af and this time it ain't for some dick
Keigo: I'm laying in bed with some Yakitori to share :D
Touya: Never mind I changed my mine, I want dick
Shouto: You're disgusting
Touya: Stop acting like you don't want dick ✨✋🙄
Natsuo: Fr ✨✨✨
Shouto: Natsuo, what the hell?
Natsuo: What?
Shouto: Whose side are you on?
Natsuo: Usually whoever makes a fair point
Touya: That's a smart man right there
Touya: ANYWAY TO HAVE A MEAL
Touya: And by meal I mean some chicken dick
Shouto: Get out.
Touya: I'll be back
Shouto: Touya's annoying
Natsuo: You gotta admit, he's the fun older brother
Shouto: BUT HE'S SO FUCKING ANNOYING
Natsuo: You're just saying that because you're going through puberty
Shouto: I feel like you don't know how old I am either
Natsuo: 13
Shouto: THIS HOUSE
Shouto: IS A FUCKING
Shouto: N I G H T M A R E
Natsuo: You'll get over it
Shouto: I'm running away. Natsuo, replace me and become a hero
Natsuo: I can finally pursue my career and become the meme hero: Nat
Shouto: Wtf
Natsuo: With the power of memes I put the villains to a halt
Natsuo: One time there was a villain on the street and he tried to shoot me and I gave him an uno reverse
Natsuo: Boy never bothered me again ✋✨
Natsuo: And the old man says we have no talent
Shouto: Did this actually happen??
Fuyumi: ...Yes
Natsuo: I can put all the villains out of business, just watch me ✌😛
Shouto: Sure...
Touya: GUESS WHO'S BACK
Shouto: Satan
Touya: Close
Touya:
Shouto: I'm logging off
Touya: ✨No✨
Natsuo: How about instead of being asses to each other, we hang out together at home? There's plenty of food
Touya: FREE FOOD, I'M IN
Shouto: YOU JUST ATE
Touya: You don't know what I did
Shouto: You probably did Hawks
Touya: You're damn right ;)
Shouto: Ew
Shouto: If Touya's going, I'm not
Touya: ;-;
Natsuo: We can trash the old man's room?
Shouto: I'm coming.
Touya: How the fuck—
Natsuo: